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Rob Hultkrantz

@esko.xyz
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 26/07/2026
#Sounders
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CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
Alt: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 19/07/2026
If this goes that far, don’t forget that Seattle invented winning a trophy without a shot on goal.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s a yellow on anyone other than Messi
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 19/07/2026
“You can clearly see he steps on his toe for the foul. Good catch by the ref.” The player drops to the ground grabbing his shin…
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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
Alt: Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
how it feels to root for egypt rn
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 07/07/2026
VAR trying to save the golden team after a missed PK. Absolute nonsense.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 30/11/2025
Guess we just have to hope for another Miami crash out in a final. San Diego or Vancouver are gonna want to watch that Leagues Cup final again.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 18/10/2025
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a mascot in a moose costume is standing in front of a crowd of people .
Alt: a mascot in a moose costume is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 05/10/2025
Glad App won but that I’m convinced that referee crew was from the PAC-12. Weak targeting call, a pass interference call when they just got their feet tangled and a number of bad spots.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 22/09/2025
And then Twellman praising VAR for not being thorough like in other leagues. Isn’t the point for the calls to be correct, not just fast?
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 22/09/2025
“Clear and obvious” is such a weak general barrier for VAR. The ball was at the line, his foot was ahead of the line. How was that not called back?
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 17/09/2025
Was the percentage of broadcast time the commentators talk about him part of Messi’s contract with MLS? Just constant and so excited every time he touched the ball, no matter where it was.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 17/09/2025
“Revenge has been served.” According to the commentators…there’s not silverware at the end of this 90 minutes fellas.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 01/09/2025
You’d think biting two people would have been enough but here we are.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 01/09/2025
Went back to watch that chaos again. Suarez spit on the Sounders staff after he got pulled off to the side finally.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 01/09/2025
Real question is whether there are actual consequences for that nonsense at the end. Suarez and whatever bench player got rocked by Bell need to have something happen.
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 01/09/2025
WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!
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Ben Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
That was an unreal game of soccer. The Seattle Sounders are a dynasty. Paul Rothrock is a football legend. Absolutely embarrassing, pathetic stuff from Luis Suárez at the end.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 28/08/2025
Miami gets a PK after Orlando didn’t get a more obvious one…
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a cartoon character is screaming and saying `` i 'm shocked . ''
Alt: Fry saying `` i 'm shocked. Shocked. Well, not that shocked. ''
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 01/08/2025
Always important to be punctual
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 01/08/2025
Was going to go to bed after those first two goals. Really glad we stayed up to see that insanity live!
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 12/04/2025
All that color in the game…black t-shirts. 😕
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 12/04/2025
Alright Bungie. You’ve got my attention. The Marathon are style always interested me but extraction shooters and I have a love hate relationship. That gameplay looked amazing! And that last video was absolutely wild.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 10/04/2024
Every company just needs an “Internet Check” team to review ideas like this.
“AMC Exec: We wouldn’t have made the Dune popcorn bucket if we knew you’d be sickos about it”
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 06/04/2024
I bet they’re very rational. Also, totally not a cult.
SUV with a lot of trump stickers and the message “Hey, Republicans where are your Trump stickers?”
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 06/02/2024
Proof I’m a pro gamer.
Card from participating in the Blockbuster World Video Game Chanpionship II. It reads “congratulations game master … you have met the challenge!”
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 09/01/2024
Last day of vacation. Was planning to just relax and watch some shows. We lost power 15 minutes ago and the storms haven’t even reached us yet. 🙃
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 05/01/2024
Going through my old cards and protecting/purging. Found this classic card signed by Spider-Man (from a conference I think). Turns out a Graded 10 recently sold for $650 (this is probably an 8/9 from the centering). 🫠
1990s Spider-Man trading card signed to me by Spider-Man
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 08/12/2023
If had you told me before kids I’d eventually be trying and failing to convince two toddlers to eat pizza for dinner I would have never believed you.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 27/11/2023
🫠 💀
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 19/11/2023
Shout out to the Cleanup Song. Sitting on the couch, started playing it on the speaker in the playroom, and the kids hopped up to start putting stuff away. Will it all be in the right spot? No. But that isn’t a battle for today.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 13/11/2023
“If 5 more people move to this town I’m going to lose it. They should close the state border. Everyone can go back where they’re from.” -Old white guy in the Walmart self-checkout who likely thinks his ancestors didn’t move here from somewhere else.
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Cascadian Gamers @cascadiangamers.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
And that'll do it! Final total for 2023 is $67,192.58 raised for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals to help kids! That brings Cascadian Gamers' total for money raised since their inception in 2014 to $532,456.50 to help kids! We could not have done any of it without all of you. Thank you. <3
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 05/11/2023
“We’ll just get some non-Costco sized food things and they can walk around Target.” Walking out with little Christmas trees, ornaments, and new water bottles.
Back of an SUV with various Target bags and three small multicolored Christmas trees on top.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 04/11/2023
🗳️ Vote!
An “I voted early” sticker on a countertop
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 24/10/2023
Been a while since I did more than the minimum to extend the streak but still going strong after 250 days.
Image of duo marking a 250 day streak.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 22/10/2023
The shove may have been a bit much but Alex isn’t one of the people I’d recommend folks get chippy with.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 17/10/2023
Top tier app release notes.
Update notes saying “some functions have been improved.”
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 07/10/2023
Big things lined up for a Saturday night.
An assortment of Pokémon TCG products from Scarlet & Violet Obsidian Flames and 151.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 07/10/2023
There’s no better shower than that first one at home after a weeklong trip.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 29/09/2023
Damn Duo, chill out.
App icon for Duolingo featuring an angry looking Duo the owl.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 28/09/2023
This day has both felt slow and absolutely flown by. My brain is exhausted but I feel like I've done any real thinking.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 27/09/2023
Watching more interviews of the Sounders brand update and this item is clutch. I'm gonna need this in my life immediately.
Taylor Graham of the Seattle Sounders wearing a jacket/hoodie in the Heritage (sky) blue featuring the new branding.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 26/09/2023
Perfect.
New Sounders Orca logo decal on a laptop.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 26/09/2023
Time to boot up the Cricut.
Vinyl sheet cut with new Seattle Sounders logos.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 26/09/2023
This carnation shirt is pretty fantastic. That's a solid design I hope they use a lot.
Sounders player Kelyn Rowe modeling a shirt featuring the new Seattle Sounders carnation secondary/tertiary logo.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 26/09/2023
Love it. My only "eh" is the split 1974. Our Brand Story | SoundersFC.com
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soundersfc
The official website of Seattle Sounders FC with the most up-to-date information on tickets, schedules, scores, stats, and team news.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 24/09/2023
Praise the mercy of the Dolphins to not take this clear chance to set the record for most points ever scored in the history of the NFL against the Broncos.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 24/09/2023
And I thought last year was rough.
Score of Broncos vs Dolphins. Dolphins - 70, Broncos - 20. 7 minutes left in the game.
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Rob Hultkrantz @esko.xyz · 21/09/2023
[Narrator Voice] They were always worthless.
Headline reading "Remember when NFTs sold for millions of dollars? 95% of the digital collectibles are now probably worthless."
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