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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 6h
Woke up thinking of you. It's been too long since we were in each other's company.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 14h
Table next to us picked up our check tonight. AMAZING
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 18h
She's like sunshine. And a day without sunshine is like night.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Big Secret News. Stress level down 100% But damn!
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Turns out Canada didn't steal all my strength. The weight machines are in kgs and not lbs. I really had a moment.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The only prerequisite to love her is a pulse.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The problem with flying private is it makes me want to fly private. Tonight I'll be doing some math.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Charlie Lovers"🥰
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our pilot just said, "You guys are so nice. Thank you for understanding." Yes, we understand you don't want to fly into a horrible storm. The fact that most people don't is troubling.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gen X
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Batgirl Posing Confidently
ALT: Batgirl Posing Confidently
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We are disappointed in Kong's behavior but now isn't the time to swarm him with planes.
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King Kong's Iconic Last Stand on Empire State Building
ALT: King Kong's Iconic Last Stand on Empire State Building
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Phew! My 2025 federal taxes are filed. Time to start paying the 2027 estimates. Kill me!
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Adam Sandler: Somebody Kill Me Please
ALT: Adam Sandler: Somebody Kill Me Please
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tomorrow we fly on a client's plane to visit her hotels for meetings. My brand new analyst is out of his mind that he doesn't have to be at the airport until 10-15 minutes before we take off. I feel like that's his highlight of PJ travel and honestly, it might be.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just too much dancing in the yard, instead of yard work and winterizing. "You've got your arms around my shoulders You got my soul confused with my heart You were too smart to believe all those tired lines And I was too dumb to know what had started."
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I see myself right now. Being delusional is the best.
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Chris Evans as Captain America: Take That!
ALT: Chris Evans as Captain America: Take That!
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chopping and stacking wood for the fireplace and years ago I loved doing this. Now, I want to hire someone.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sitting at the bar of my local viral coffee shop and hearing the exotic coffee orders from the people is wild. Pumpkin spiced matcha latte with blah blah blah. Wow.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RSVP for 1, please.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Playing non stop in my head. youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc?...
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The Tubes - She's A Beauty (Official Music Video)
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Last night I made butternut squash soup from scratch and I think I'm just going to eat it every meal until it's gone.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's biscuit week!!!
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please, call me Deacon Blue
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I had phone sex last night. I've been told to fuck off many times on calls and zooms, but this was much different.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2/3. Guy was stone faced
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I made the door guy laugh. I made the lady at the check-in laugh. Now waiting for my turn here at the DMV, can I make the clerk that's going to help me laugh? I need to be 3/3
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is my annual reminder that you should read The Power Broker.
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Ruby Dimples | Boston @rubydimples.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Encore workers are still on strike! Donate $50 or more to their hardship fund, send me a screenshot, and I’ll send you something spicy. 😘✊🏻 app.moonclerk.com/pay/1hd16fgv...
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Stand With Local 26 Encore Workers
Donate to support Local 26 Encore Workers on strike fighting for a fair contract. Contributions to this Hardship Fund are not deductible ...
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Genie Christophersgenie
ALT: Genie Christophersgenie
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well done iPod. Followed by Goodbye to You!
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Johnny, are you queer?" Such a great bop!
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am going to my favorite restaurant this week today, or tomorrow, and eating all my favorites, and no one can stop me. Someone's going to stop me I know it.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To issue my insurance payout on my wrecked car, they have to verify with Mass that I don't owe any back alimony or child support. This would be a wild way to find out I have a child and or ex wife in Mass.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's like the bat signal for me.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I'm going to spend the night in Boston over eating, playing poker, and maybe a spa treatment in the morning. I need to take care of me this weekend.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The other 50 should have to explain why they did NOTHING in front of their grandmothers.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Plus it would be a tax write off.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Laughs at my jokes. Also doesn't laugh at any of my jokes
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My new glasses arrive today. I am unstoppable.
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Elle Sutton - Seattle and FMTY @ellesutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meet me in Vegas, but do it beautifully. Forget frantic schedules. Give me a gorgeous suite, an exceptional dinner, a show we actually want to see and somewhere elegant for drinks afterwards.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Willing to be Asst Sec.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My football team is trying to kill me.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gentlemen make it a good roll too.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Nor'easter wedding means red shoes and space shuttle cuff links.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am having such a first world problem right now that I hate myself for being upset about it. Send me your favorite nonprofit to donate to.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to do a deep dive on patio furniture, nor'easter, movers, role play.... Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me.....
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol! Is it wrong that reading this I wondered, "could I have booked her to help me bring in the deck chairs from the beach house? Would have quite possibly been more fun than doing it with the my old neighbor with the bad back."???😉 stay warm and dry.
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What about 2nd girlfriends?
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A client just cancelled their trip to the U.S. next week. I have a day to myself or I could reach out to other clients. Work or long weekend?
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because of the storm, I think I'm going to take the day off tomorrow. This is an excellent plan
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eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now the weather is preventing me from going to my final Sox game of the year. I'm being denied several of my favorite things this week!
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