eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 4hBig Secret News. Stress level down 100% But damn! 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 7hTurns out Canada didn't steal all my strength. The weight machines are in kgs and not lbs. I really had a moment. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 20hThe problem with flying private is it makes me want to fly private. Tonight I'll be doing some math. 020
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Our pilot just said, "You guys are so nice. Thank you for understanding." Yes, we understand you don't want to fly into a horrible storm. The fact that most people don't is troubling. 010
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Phew! My 2025 federal taxes are filed. Time to start paying the 2027 estimates. Kill me!static.klipy.comAdam Sandler: Somebody Kill Me PleaseALT: Adam Sandler: Somebody Kill Me Please 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tomorrow we fly on a client's plane to visit her hotels for meetings. My brand new analyst is out of his mind that he doesn't have to be at the airport until 10-15 minutes before we take off. I feel like that's his highlight of PJ travel and honestly, it might be. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just too much dancing in the yard, instead of yard work and winterizing. "You've got your arms around my shoulders You got my soul confused with my heart You were too smart to believe all those tired lines And I was too dumb to know what had started." 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is how I see myself right now. Being delusional is the best.static.klipy.comChris Evans as Captain America: Take That!ALT: Chris Evans as Captain America: Take That! 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Chopping and stacking wood for the fireplace and years ago I loved doing this. Now, I want to hire someone. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sitting at the bar of my local viral coffee shop and hearing the exotic coffee orders from the people is wild. Pumpkin spiced matcha latte with blah blah blah. Wow. 010
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Playing non stop in my head. youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc?...youtu.beThe Tubes - She's A Beauty (Official Music Video)YouTube video by TheTubesVEVO 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Last night I made butternut squash soup from scratch and I think I'm just going to eat it every meal until it's gone. 120
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think I had phone sex last night. I've been told to fuck off many times on calls and zooms, but this was much different. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I made the door guy laugh. I made the lady at the check-in laugh. Now waiting for my turn here at the DMV, can I make the clerk that's going to help me laugh? I need to be 3/3 100
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is my annual reminder that you should read The Power Broker. 000
Reposted by @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.socialRuby Dimples | Boston @rubydimples.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Encore workers are still on strike! Donate $50 or more to their hardship fund, send me a screenshot, and I’ll send you something spicy. 😘✊🏻 app.moonclerk.com/pay/1hd16fgv...app.moonclerk.comStand With Local 26 Encore WorkersDonate to support Local 26 Encore Workers on strike fighting for a fair contract. Contributions to this Hardship Fund are not deductible ... 193
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well done iPod. Followed by Goodbye to You! 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Johnny, are you queer?" Such a great bop! 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am going to my favorite restaurant this week today, or tomorrow, and eating all my favorites, and no one can stop me. Someone's going to stop me I know it. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To issue my insurance payout on my wrecked car, they have to verify with Mass that I don't owe any back alimony or child support. This would be a wild way to find out I have a child and or ex wife in Mass. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think I'm going to spend the night in Boston over eating, playing poker, and maybe a spa treatment in the morning. I need to take care of me this weekend. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My new glasses arrive today. I am unstoppable. 010
Reposted by @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.socialElle Sutton - Seattle and FMTY @ellesutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Meet me in Vegas, but do it beautifully. Forget frantic schedules. Give me a gorgeous suite, an exceptional dinner, a show we actually want to see and somewhere elegant for drinks afterwards. 291
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My football team is trying to kill me. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gentlemen make it a good roll too. 110
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A Nor'easter wedding means red shoes and space shuttle cuff links. 010
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am having such a first world problem right now that I hate myself for being upset about it. Send me your favorite nonprofit to donate to. 130
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A client just cancelled their trip to the U.S. next week. I have a day to myself or I could reach out to other clients. Work or long weekend? 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Because of the storm, I think I'm going to take the day off tomorrow. This is an excellent plan 001
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Now the weather is preventing me from going to my final Sox game of the year. I'm being denied several of my favorite things this week! 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Monday at 10 am I reported an IT issue. Today at 5:45 pm it's resolved. I did a bare minimum of my actual job this week. And when I first spoke to IT, they were so condescending. I could hear them thinking, this guys an idiot, he's forgot to turn it on, what an idiot. Took them 3 days! 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much Just feel I should say What you get is all real, I can't put on an act It takes brains to do that anyway" -Mayor of Simpleton 000
Reposted by @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.socialChristina Blair | NYC @christinablair.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🔮 You want to train me to your city this fall so bad 🔮 0184
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I made Singapore street noodles tonight from scratch and they're better than takeout. 010
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's been a tough 12 hours for your favorite optimist. 010
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I got my world a little shook today. I'm having a huge moral crisis. I will 100% be in a funk for a while. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Shout out to the people who brush their teeth too many times 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I love being in NYC. The food is delicious and then you walk it off. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My NYC lunch meeting canceled tomorrow and I think I can ride the train to Chinatown, do a short food crawl and be back at Central Park by 2:30. Pray for me 000
Reposted by @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I will continue to tank my own economy unless my own people cause a massive inflationary spike that tanks the economy. 1737441
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Apparently my karaoke performance of Feel Like a Number was the winner of the informal poll at the bar last night. I think pounding on a hollowed out piano really sold it. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I've had 4 birthday parties this week. I really do have the best group of friends. Sadly, they forget I like to be home early. I'm sooooo tired 020
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bare Naked Ladies said it best, "You can call me Pavlov's dog.." 001
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you forgot to get me a birthday present, you still have 24 minutes. 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've been having a disagreement with my boss. A week ago I said, "I swear this is 100% one of those times where you're going to realize I'm right." Today it happened and she's pissed at me. A quote, "I hate that you're right about this." 000
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Maybe my birthday party got slightly out of hand. Thanks for an actual surprise party 000
Reposted by @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.socialCharlie | NYC & FMTY @itscharliejung.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This week (Sept 7-10) is my last availability til Sept 23! Waving my usual Incall fee tomorrow, September 8th 2758
eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social @eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'll take all your Japan suggestions. 000
