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escherenigma.bsky.social

@escherenigma.bsky.social
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Amateur smut artist, going by what I've actually posted anyway. Age: Old enough to remember when "A/S/L" was a question that always prompted a lie. Kids these days don't take their privacy seriously enough.

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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 1h
Pretty sure you've done a comic about the ridiculous answers to "where do babies come from" in the Marvel universe.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(I think) sometimes it's mentioned that they have normal teachers hired on to teach normal classes, but (almost?) never shown on panel. Which feels like unpicked low-hanging fruit to me: Imagine a whole run about the baseline human teachers giving homework while there are Sentinels on the lawn.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm not super hip to 70's history, but I think Jimmy Carter *might* not have been a war criminal. Probably why he was a one-term president.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone have a good #kinktober prompt list for 2026? Asking for a friend. 'cause I'm shit at inspiration so I ask my friends to give me ideas.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You mean the real threat to women's sports was sexism all along?! Gasp! Where's some pearls to clutch?
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A gif of Obi Wan Kenobi (played by Ewan McGreggor) from Star Wars Episode II where he say's "That's... why I'm here."
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That's the worst part! There *are* legitimate uses, but they're less accessible and refined then the perv features. Things like live captioning, overlaying markers on the field of view, live directions... lots of uses. But the pervs ruined the AR future for us.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think you misunderstood me. I was saying that historically video game consoles (which the Steam Machine basically is) aren't sold to make a profit, they're sold to capture market. So the "they have a right [...]" argument is quite silly and ahistoric.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That's such a weird excuse. The Steam Machine is analogous to a gaming console, which companies (Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft) are known to sell at a loss or minor profit (at least initially) as a way to produce more downstream sales of games. The upsell is ahistoric to the industry.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I don't know what answer I was expecting, but that there's a zombie movie where werewolves blow up alien spaceships with magic, and it's made by *Disney*, felt like a mild slap to the face.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In the hands of the right writer (or possibly the wrong one) Poison Ivy is basically a nature goddess, so it's not so much a question of "what *can* she do?" and more of "what *can't* she do?" and that's more limited by "is this part of her domain" then any measurement of "strength".
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Americans will use anything to measure except metric.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Y'all are making *me* feel *colorblind*.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
To be (un?)fair, even before the Epstein stuff came out it was blatantly obvious that conservatives as a group did a hard pivot of "gays are the worst!" to "what about the transes?!" after Obergefel. Sincerity was never important.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Look, you can't just expect Americans to understand that New Mexico exists and is a US State. It's got "Mexico" right in the name! So confusing! It's like Puerto Rico, does *that* sound American to you? No no, surely we wouldn't let places that sound like *that* be in the US, you must be wrong.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sometimes it really is best if they don't bother trying to give a serious explanation and just go "yeah, that happened. Anyway." Like how Kitty Pryde became a cosmic goddess with the Guardians and then next week showed back up with the X-Men like her usual self.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
To be fair to the girl, she had Psylocke as a role model. That is not a role model that persuades one that underwear shouldn't be outerwear.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My rule of thumb is that if it doesn't feel like bestiality to fuck them, then it would be cannibalism to eat them.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS! Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
A traditional media illustration using ink pens and markers.  It shows an anthropomorphized purple dinosaur carrying off a satyr in a similar pose to classic "barbarian hero carrying off a maiden" illustrations.  There are two narration boxes, for the satyr and dinosaur man.

Satyr: So this sex-slave job, it includes vision and dental, right?
Dino-Man: Of course!  I'm a tyrant, not a monster.

The dinosaur man has one foot up on a skull and the satyr is wagging his tail.

It is dated 11 October 2025 and signed "EscherEnigma".
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I think it's mostly treated as a health issue thing, not a criminal issue. So like Peptides and non-prescription TRT, it's nominally illegal, but unless you're a professional athlete there's no one to care.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Quote with horn art. Did this one years ago, never actually posted. Still pretty happy with it. Copics on postcard.
A photograph of a postcard sized illustration held in a hand.  The illustration shows a naked smiling blond satyr facing the viewpoint sitting in grass with a wooden sword across his lap.  The pose has the satyr showing some bush but nothing more.

The illustration's lineart is in black ink, and colored with copic markers.

A caption reads "Jack awakes a newborn satyr.  A world awaits this monster layer."  

It is dated December 2nd 2023, and the artist's real signature has been edited out in favor of his bluesky handle.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@acstu.bsky.social Quick question, was "Elf and Warrior" ever collected into a print edition anywhere? I didn't find anything from a search, but I'm hoping I missed somewhere. Big fan of your work.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Vampire sex is basically mainstream these days, so not only are Yetis different and exciting, but there was also the vore aspect.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
like most things, this is a communication issue. If the Players and GM all know it's going to be a high-lethality campaign, then that's good and lets folks explore builds they might not normally try. If only the GM knows, then that can lead to disappointment and aggravation.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Cleric.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Everytime someone tried to convince me to give Game of Thrones a try, they started off the same way: "if you can get past all the incest, rape, and incest rape..." Kinda dissuaded me.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Barbie isn't human (according to Subscribestar), confirmed.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I mean, up until a few years ago all of her alternates would have also been Japanese, so if anything this is less weird then it could have been.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ah, but that's the problem. For that to be an effective tactic for culture-level change, you have to start *before* they take over the state government.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Well, no, there are definite downstream consequences of Texas and Florida shifting the Overton Window to the right, especially considering their outsized influence on national politics. This is very much *not* okay. The problem is that there's just not a whole lot anyone can *do* about it.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"By all rights, this unique combination should have never worked, but it's so hot that it somehow did."
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Well, if we're pretending... then they're probably imaging is a doctor spreading open a woman's legs and holding a pair of forceps about to do a partial birth abortion, but then a gun barrel pokes out and blows the doctor's head off.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
In 2026, there are approximately some 7 million horses in the United States. In 1900, it was over 20 million. This kind of talk is literally about making humans obsolete and removing them.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Pretty sure that if unborn babies were armed they'd all self-abort by killing their mother because those things have no motor control and *will* pull that trigger.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I mean, no sarcasm, I think "sickly family of incestuous warlords" describes European monarchy for basically the entire stretch from the Fall of Rome to the Industrial Revolution.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I hope it's a early 2000s style machinama show with bad voice overs.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I thought the moral of Frozen was "by god, this movie doesn't need one, but we *will* have a cackling, monologuing villain!"
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 04/02/2026
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way The metaverse: VRChat NFTs: adoptable fursonas Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
10 out of 10, one comment: That's an amazing swimsuit. I feel happier knowing it exists in this world.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Software developer here. If I don't have ten AM meetings, I'll take my lunch early to hit the gym while everyone else is on 10 AM meetings.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Some people read dystopian science fiction like "Snowcrash" and thought "you know, I *will* build the torment nexus!" (to be clear, Snowcrash is a great book. But it's not a world to aspire to.)
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I mean, Medusa doesn't have any hair on her head.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Don't forget that despite the circumstances that led to the body swap being very... odd... she consistently ends up body swapped into a comparable body in basically every alternate universe from the 90s through the 2010s, often without explanation.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Look, I loved the Xanth books (and most of Piers Anthony's works) back when I was a teen, but you could not pay me to read them now as I do not think my fond nostalgia would survive the experience. The bits I can remember are bad enough, I don't need to know how bad it really is.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Well, guess I'm not going to see that in theaters then.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
In Children's Crusade, when the X-Men confront Wanda over the whole "M-Day" thing, that was Wiccan's exact argument for why they should get over it. And it worked.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ah, my mistake.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I think it's like how Star Trek is sci-fi --not sci-fi/fantasy-- because it doesn't have magic (ignore all the psychics, they're PSYCHICS not MAGICIANS, it's totally different!) Which is to say, it's less about content (things that are blatantly magic), but the tone of how they deal with them.
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
#kinktober #weretober #whatever-tober for no prompts, just a follow-up to the #gay #satyr and #woolyrhino from the 14th. Text from the back of the card: "Danger of Interspecies Gyms #77: Being upstaged in the locker room by the satyrs"
An inked illustration on a 4x6 postcard showing a satyr and a wooly rhino, titled "Mine's Bigger 🍆".  

The satyr is facing away from the camera and towards the rhino, naked, and opening his towel to show off his genitals to the rhino.

The rhino, naked but holding a towel around his waist, is apparently into this as he has hearts for eyes, blush lines, a tent to the towel, his tail-poof has turned into a heart, and has apparently squeezed too hard and his soap has popped out of his hand.

The illustration is mostly black and white, though there is spot color for the 🍆 in the title, pink for the heart-eyes, and pink for the blush lines.

The perspective is terrible, but it should be understood that the satyr is significantly shorter and smaller (in most ways) then the rhino, as seen in the illustration by the same artist for the 14th of October titled "Mine's Bigger 💪".
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escherenigma.bsky.social @escherenigma.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I used "armpit" (from the 14th): bsky.app/profile/esch...
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