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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 10h
Abu has a Dune podcast. Here is his Dune hexology power ranking.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 14h
Jason doesn't like writing emails when he has to push back on someone. So he waits.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dunkirk asks a simple question - do you remember the dads.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We want to believe in Doomsday but our hype meter is pegged at ZERO.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are also very worried about Star Wars X.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nazis are bad. That's the twete.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jensen Huang not coming off as relatable.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason and Abu are not prepared to discuss Lanterns.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digger review that said it's 'a hate letter to life' is a tough beat.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sound design truly makes Dunkirk what it is, a survival horror film with incredible heroism to bring people together.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The good, the bad, and the (really) ugly of Avengers Endgame Encore. Per @Playmaka34 it brought back the feelings but the tampering with the story was maybe not so hot.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rosie was in her John Constantine phase smoking silk cuts when Twilight Eclipse came out.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did Twilight mainstream the cuck video trend?
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The whole imprinting thing in Twilight is so stupid.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's Hoa Hoa Season once again.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tech has FINALLY realized that the Trump era is almost over.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's impossible to refute that we need AI regulation - even for Jensen Huang.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twilight Eclipse is basically Wattpad on steroids.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Edward Cullent spent a LOT of time telling Bella how hard he was in the Twilight books.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We are FREAKING OUT about You Can See Everything.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People are really out here having 3-ways with @grok now.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Our own @goldman is part of Gavin Newsome's AI executive order braintrust.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Edward Cullen should be on To Catch a Predator. You see how this looks....
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, @goldman's X Shadowban has been lifted (if it ever existed). Thank you @kcoleman!
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is The Lost Boys a conservative movie? Apparently if your mom gets divorced and wants to work outside the home you get turned into a vampire.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Digital technology allows films to be too long.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Lost Boys dripped with teenage vibes.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's the best age to be turned into a vampire?
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anthropomorphizing AI is not helpful, but we do need regulation.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We've made some progress on vampire representation
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lucas Animation chnaged the game for Maul Shadow Lord
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hoa Hoa season returns to Escape Hatch, but Twilight Eclipse is a weird one
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason is having a rough stretch of horror movies on the pod
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Filipino egg delicacy can be traumatizing in a few ways
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jason is happily eating up Blizzard's WoW slop at the trough
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Lost Boy is a grandma's idea of what is heterosexually hot. [Exhibit A: oiled up Sax Man]
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Escape Hatch is also looking for a billionaire benefactor. Seems handy.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Democrats are going to figure out how to talk about AI. Any day now.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Attributing screenplay credits can be hard
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Haitch did not enjoy talking about Solarbabies.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Haitch can't handle camp or irony take 734,223,018...
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Haitch is trying to keep up with The Agency.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it time to abandon helicopter parenting? It can be harder than it looks.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AI is really a reflection of ourselves
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NicA thought Santa Carla in The Lost Boys was really exotic when he was a teenager in France. Turns out it's just like any other small town in Northern California (where he now lives).
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tech's relationship with political parties is about to take a turn (for the better).
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All hail Tony Gilroy. We're on his side for everything, including his Rogue One writing credit attribution.
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jason is surprisingly upbeat about recent p(doom) developments
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
David Cronenberg is a cautionary tale for transhumanism
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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was Tilda Swinton actually great as The Ancient One in Dr. Strange?
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