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@escapehatchpod.bsky.social

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 14h

Rosie was in her John Constantine phase smoking silk cuts when Twilight Eclipse came out.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 14h

Did Twilight mainstream the cuck video trend?

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 22h

The whole imprinting thing in Twilight is so stupid.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's Hoa Hoa Season once again.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tech has FINALLY realized that the Trump era is almost over.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's impossible to refute that we need AI regulation - even for Jensen Huang.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Twilight Eclipse is basically Wattpad on steroids.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Edward Cullent spent a LOT of time telling Bella how hard he was in the Twilight books.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We are FREAKING OUT about You Can See Everything.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

People are really out here having 3-ways with @grok now.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Our own @goldman is part of Gavin Newsome's AI executive order braintrust.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Edward Cullen should be on To Catch a Predator. You see how this looks....

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well, @goldman's X Shadowban has been lifted (if it ever existed). Thank you @kcoleman!

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is The Lost Boys a conservative movie? Apparently if your mom gets divorced and wants to work outside the home you get turned into a vampire.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Digital technology allows films to be too long.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Lost Boys dripped with teenage vibes.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What's the best age to be turned into a vampire?

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anthropomorphizing AI is not helpful, but we do need regulation.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We've made some progress on vampire representation

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lucas Animation chnaged the game for Maul Shadow Lord

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hoa Hoa season returns to Escape Hatch, but Twilight Eclipse is a weird one

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Jason is having a rough stretch of horror movies on the pod

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Filipino egg delicacy can be traumatizing in a few ways

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Jason is happily eating up Blizzard's WoW slop at the trough

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Lost Boy is a grandma's idea of what is heterosexually hot. [Exhibit A: oiled up Sax Man]

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Escape Hatch is also looking for a billionaire benefactor. Seems handy.

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Democrats are going to figure out how to talk about AI. Any day now.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Attributing screenplay credits can be hard

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Haitch did not enjoy talking about Solarbabies.

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Haitch can't handle camp or irony take 734,223,018...

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Haitch is trying to keep up with The Agency.

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is it time to abandon helicopter parenting? It can be harder than it looks.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

AI is really a reflection of ourselves

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

NicA thought Santa Carla in The Lost Boys was really exotic when he was a teenager in France. Turns out it's just like any other small town in Northern California (where he now lives).

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Tech's relationship with political parties is about to take a turn (for the better).

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

All hail Tony Gilroy. We're on his side for everything, including his Rogue One writing credit attribution.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Jason is surprisingly upbeat about recent p(doom) developments

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

David Cronenberg is a cautionary tale for transhumanism

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Was Tilda Swinton actually great as The Ancient One in Dr. Strange?

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Did you know that the producer of David Cronenberg's gross sci-fi horror classic was Mel Brooks? Yes, THAT Mel Brooks.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The USA successfully exported Halloween to the world.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Starlog is launching again! Meredith gives us the exciting details.

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The boxoffice in summer 1986 was COOKING!!

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Boy is Jason excited for college football.

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ridley Scott's The Dogstars seems terrible. But maybe a director's cut will make it a masterpiece? We'll find out in 2050!

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Siskel and Ebert both loved The Fly even though it was extremely gross.

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Cronenberg's warning about the interface between technology and FLESH from 1986 is just as relevant 40 years later!

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Haitch can't handle irony or camp part 3223

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Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Meredith's upcoming book First in Fright: The @FANGORIA Compendium, is the 4th most successful nonfiction book kickstarter OF ALL TIME!

Escape Hatch @escapehatchpod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Who knew Meredith and Jason are very into Days of Thunder?