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@escapedtheasylum.bsky.social
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Little late but happy holidays to all who celebrate
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They call me JuanTheFatty the way I’m hungry for her box
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
215. 2/3rds of the way to 200
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The funniest part of adhd is when your reward system actually functions on something for once you feel like your on drugs for a normal chemical balance people are supposed to have pretty frequently
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Lowkey dogs playing fetch that won’t let go of the ball are real as fuck because I too will procrastinate doing things I enjoy for temporary barely perceptible enjoyment
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Took longer than last time for another 5, but still less than a month. We MOVE
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Under 230, I’m averaging a pound every 4 days, my willpower IS stronger
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Down from 245 to under 235. I’m going to try to hit 195 again than hold under 205 for at least a year. My problem isn’t losing the weight it’s keeping it off, so let’s see if I can lock in this time
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm happy to announce Northern Wisconsin's invitational: On Top Central, North and West will all get tournament qualifiers to make it into the invitational, this is the ONLY way to get into the event. The highest placing player that wishes to enter will get a spot
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Hey guys, my body can’t properly digest chicken and I ate nothing besides wings yesterday. I have become pain
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Today I learned it’s very hard to play against players that are obviously upset, especially if your friends with them
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Thor using tinder “God fearing? Well that just couldn’t work” *swipes left* “No long haired boys? What’s wrong with my glorious locks” *swipes left* “Likes to get hammered on weekends? I could never strike down such a small woman” *swipes left*
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
WHAT BUZZWORD DID I USE I DONT KNOW THESE PEOPLE
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
E:33 is a very good game, and has done the near impossible task of getting me to enjoy a jrpg. The parry mechanic makes the game very interactive and the hard mode makes the game enjoyably difficult fixing both gameplay problems I usually have with RPGs. As far as the story goes, it’s definitely 1/2
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
If your going to be looking directly at me watching my set for the love of fucking god talk quietly.
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You know, most of the new technology coming out is sci fi dystopian borderline horror, but tap to pay is sick
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@pokemonshowdown.bsky.social what’s wrong with my name?
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My dentist had the gal to say I wasn’t flossing enough when my friends groan because I constantly rip it in public
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My friends claim they are “free thinkers” and “neurotypical” until I hit the poshanka and activate them like sleeper agents
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
he heard about the minor leagues
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I might be the biggest choker in the entire world if I’m up 2-0
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
So, WHY are there 2 mii swordfighter players at my local?!?!?
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
At a medical facility for the first time in 3 years and waiting about it AMA
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Men be so hot why do they have to have penis
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
This might be a long tangential thread, but only friends follow me here so i don’t really care about being classy on main. Keep reading if you want a glimpse into my thoughts and feelings at the moment, it’s a lot.
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Why do I have to be 5’10 and gain muscle mass on complete accident when my ideal body image is being an androgynous short twink. There are people who would kill for my genetics and I DONT WANT THEM
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Why does nothing snake does but grenade work on yoshi, like actually none of it what the fuck
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Your a third rate gooner with a fourth rate jerk game
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
When I’m bad at a game (I like) I can only think of improving and how much I’ll enjoy being on top. Conversely when I’m good at a game I can’t stop reminiscing on the times where I was bad at the game because what I truly enjoyed was learning which was much more bountiful when I was bad
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
There’s not enough pissed off women rock in the world
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Stanley's Chicken @stanleyschicken.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
won my first local
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Inspired by Miya the first matchup chart is provided both players know what they are doing and the second is assuming both players don’t
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The worst part about feeling depressed or suicidal is that everyone worries about you and treats you with gloves on if you tell anyone so the correct answer is to seclude yourself and never tell anyone because you will never receive the help you need it you tell anyone! Deal with it yourself pussy!
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Bruh tell me how I fight 3 bosses in silk song and I get 1 completion percentage from it ?!?!
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Sylvi is not going to be normal about karmelita….
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Versdenia would be the coolest area in the whole game is the boss runback wasn’t actually 4 minutes
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Just set a 7 minute 30 second timer instead of an alarm for 7:30 it might be time to put me out of my misery
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The mist and it’s fan behavior of one of my favorite pieces of media of all time has single handedly saved bile water from my hatred
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Happy 9/11 to all who celebrate
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
First sinner is not only the rawest name ever but quite possibly my new favorite silk song boss, as high a bar as dancers are
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Volt nest is such a cool area to be that small and tucked away in a place 99 percent of people who arnt trying to 100 percent the game won’t find
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Not to further antagonize the trans community but Celeste is the second best indie platformer where you play as a girl and climb a giant snow covered mountain
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
No matter how frustrated I get at silk song sometimes I am so happy this game was made, it doesn’t hit as hard as my first hk playthrough but I doubt anything could, I love this game
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Twink railed and employed
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Someone get this doflamingo wanna be, discount Grimm, twink as bottom ass looking mf railed and a job so he can stop pissing me off, please and thanks
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
COGWORK DANCERS ARE SO FUCKING SICK
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Widow is one of the coolest boss fights I have had the pleasure of playing
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Escaped @escapedtheasylum.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A REAL NPC. meet my best friend zaza
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