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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

AI can't replace healthcare workers because AI could never have depression

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David Hughes @filmcritic.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

Place your thumb over Paul Simon's face to reveal the most impressive moustache in musical history

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

One month later, prepping my liver to "interview" again. sigh.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Cleaning up the streets isn't toxic at all.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Never mind the Roman Empire, what keeps me up is the Gupta Empire and if I would have grokked the whole zero thing.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Tony Soprano is in this picture and he probably didn't like it.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Also need the attachment that shovels a full stack of omega-3 and tyrosine capsules down the gullet.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

"Theranostics" is heating up in nuclear medicine and I'm dreading the day some new grifter puts on a turtleneck and take a selfie with a tiny molecular model in their hands.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

I know, because I took the last option.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

There's great, secure jobs in academia. Just that no one tells you about them, and people who get those positions do so with a combo of hidden networks, luck and very specialized knowledge. Or by having the ability to get drunk with people while talking science.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

I used to be part of a lab that got so toxically chaotic, 1/3 of the former members are still vague posting/blogging about stuff that happened there. All of us left 4+ years ago.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

A hiddent advantage of having a science career that has so far been 50% benchwork and 50% computing/data stuff is dealing with two kinds of carpal tunnel.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

One of these days, I would like to see a #dopamine influencer go all in and post a real dopamine depletion and remapping drug plan. Cycles of reserpine followed by amphetamine-fueled binges.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

My gender is ... [stares at hand] ... umm, never mind.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 14/08/2023

Yes, of course that older data is still available! "the data": #research

Three 3.5 inch floppy disks ambiguously labeled.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Myself and the minders of the great scanning machines continue to toil to keep them operational, but today, a visitor sent by the queen of rad arrived. Short of stature but cunning of tongue, he tells me that the reign of the nukem king are numbered...

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Politics in my academic department reaching Game of Thrones levels... The king used to be a brash leader that lifted the lands of Nukemres to fortune and glory. But careless philandering was his downfall as the vultures from the throne of Rad looked to reclaim the rich fiefdom.

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Escaped Lab Rat @escapedlabrat.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Still looking for a good place to say funny and useless crap to take my mind off... everything else. This the spot now?

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