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Hologram AI Child Bride: お兄さん! there's a m-missionary at the door & the house looks like 犬-クソ! >w<
Me, 600lbs: (heard "missionary" & started breathing weird) BhwUh?
(leg fat bumps remote, changes holotube to Live TV)
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