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Ernest P. Warhol

@ernestpwarhol.bsky.social
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I’m from the future, come with me if you want to live.

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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sorry, but Trump is simply not owed the kind of reverence you seem to want to give him. He's a buffoon, and if you can't find anything to satirize, that's a big red flag about ideological proximity. Even Hitler was the subject of ridicule in the mainstream German media right up until the end.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"nothing worth making fun of" First of all, holy shit Second, that's kind of the whole point here: they very clearly have a more intense visceral reaction to cringe lib wine moms than they do to actual blood horny Nazis. Because they share more common ground, at least culturally, with the latter.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From the "comedy" site.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One funny thing I've encountered lately with these people is that they've taken to angrily pushing back against recognition of the Ukrainian genocide, saying that it is "diluting the term." 6X as many people have died in Ukraine than in Gaza.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just a reminder that the valuation of SpaceX's IPO was based on the assumption that grok would capture a 20% market share. It's currently under 1%, and now has apparently lost its own employees.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Up with the sun and starting my day with a hearty bowl of road salt.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Notice how the media seems to have suddenly stopped believing mass shootings to be notable or newsworthy in any way? It's one of the more grotesque and offense concessions they've made to the Global Athoritarian Project in three last few years.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of their most iconic bits of the last 20 years was "Joe Biden is a dirtbag", and even Joe Biden himself loves it because it was genuinely hilarious.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of their most iconic bits of the last 20 years was "Joe Biden is a dirtbag", and even Joe Biden himself loves it because it was genuinely hilarious.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The tautology here is that democrats hate the left. The reality is that democrats tend to prioritize the agenda of the BIPoC left over that of the white left, and that absolutely infuriates the latter group, who aren't really accustomed to hearing the word "no".
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They can be politically aligned however they want. Right now, they're pretty clearly aligned to the right, which makes sense given the composition of their ownership and staff.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is there a common enemy? They seem to really struggle to find things to make fun of Trump about, which seems odd given, you know, the target-rich environment. It's being run by the children of wealthy republicans, and in general there just seems to be a "he's an asshole but he's our asshole" vibe.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's become just the most impossibly tedious edgelord shit. Basically "South Park: Print Edition"
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, this definitely sets off my bullshit detector. What do you think is more likely, "Trump voter genuinely racked with guilt", or "Trump voter in thralls of race panic runs down immigrant with truck, then makes himself the victim"?
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait, the GOP's "defense of a colorblind meritocracy"??? What an absolutely batshit thing to try and imagine into existence. I mean, they literally fired all of the black generals and put a white alcoholic DEI hire in charge of the military...
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I was always against this!"
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jack "Stretch Armstrong" Smith
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"rape controversy"
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please hold while I transfer you to the FBI
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bro we sent you to fight Iran and you got the shit kicked out of you so fast it surprised even your fanbois.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's hard to top Eric Schmitt face-planting on the day he soft-launched his presidential campaign, but Hegseth giving a Daddy's Big Tough Boy speech, and then quietly announcing that he failed basic cyber security is pretty good too.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The mouthy alcoholic in a half inch of whore makeup is saying no more weirdos.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Democrats abso-fucking-lutely did not "move right" on immigration. They literally had a mass amnesty bill on the floor of congress! BOTHSIDES really is just rebadged conservatism.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Democrats abso-fucking-lutely did not "move right" on immigration. They literally had a mass amnesty bill on the floor of congress! BOTHSIDES really is just rebadged conservatism.
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The GOP: i despise transgenderism because it produces pedophilia, which I’m ambivalent to positive about
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See also: the congressmen who have used rumpled suits and unkempt hair to express disdain for particular audiences...
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remain fascinated by the white dudes who forego basic personal hygiene as an expression of dominance politics a'la Ayn Rand.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A huge majority of child abuse is committed by a parent or relative, but conservatives prefer to invent stranger abuse instead because ultimately they believe in the rights of parent to abuse children. It's part of the wider authoritarian project.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If we're being honest, I think many of them quietly felt vindicated the day after the 2024 election.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, even that is not really the case. They spent the 90s sucking up to the Castros, who were literally running an anti-lgbt eugenics program at the time. They've always been pretty explicitly illiberal, i.e. they don't believe human rights to be universal.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I get it, but man, that is kind of heartbreaking.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, sorry, a lot of us wrote off from the genre entirely when it went full "Birth of a Nation". "Try That in a Small Town" was literally a top 40 hit about lynching, and we were all just expected to be ok with it because "Woke went too far" or some nonsense.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"We want our material reality to improve!" *Joe Biden produces the first downward movement in wealth share in 100 years* "Cool. Now what can you do about trans kids in bathrooms?"
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ctrl + F "Clinton Cash": 0 Results Maybe take another run at it?
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ctrl + F "Clinton Cash": 0 Results Maybe take another run at it.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We actually do not need a Kid Rock of the left. You are not required to pretend to like Macklemore's music for social signaling!
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I do like Mamdani, and think he provides a nice blueprint for how democrats can communicate effectively with voters, but man, I really do wish he would stop lending out his credibility to the fascists...
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jews are indigenous to the region.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mao literally committed the modern world's worst holocaust because he didn't like birds. He was a proto-Trump-level of insane and evil, and it's crazy that the post-Left is trying to sanitize that.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dear Children of America: Whatever you do, Never. Let. Them. Teach. You. How. To. Read.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash Patel: I am loosening the FBI's prohibition on bestiality because Brad.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So if we win the midterms, that means Jeffries and Schumer knocked it out of the park, right?
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holy shit, found Elon's bluesky account
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I posted a picture of him doing a Nazi salute.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He literally did a Nazi salute.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He didn't say he was married.
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Ernest P. Warhol @ernestpwarhol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THE ALPACA TRICKED ME
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