Reposted by eris <3Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car 76474371115
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 21/08/2026Natalie harp rlly out here writing vaguely intelligible love letters to America's decrepit cocaine-soldier-in-chief holy daddy issues 130
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 13/08/2026wish I had progress pics but I'm down >50 lbs since the beginning of the year :) still a lot to do to hit my goal weight but insane how much better I feel on a day to day basis. 170
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 06/07/2026ok now that the gates of hell have closed momentarily I gotta go lift rock 040
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 29/06/2026if you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now. 030
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 24/05/2026I've come all the way around into loving the gym and finally learning to cook I did not expect that at the beginning of this year 170
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 20/05/202695 degrees doesn't feel so bad when youre already living in hell world 040
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 12/03/2026pokopia is about shoving as many pokemon into a little hovel as you can and then gaslighting them into thinking it's nice until u can find the time and effort to give them a nicer house 050
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 18/12/2025mdva melee got the transest of transfems dapping eachother up and the straightest dudes you've ever seen dropping :3's all over what a beautiful place 1146
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 11/11/2025ally tony soprano: "you can't talk about da finooks like dat, my best friend is one of dem finooks" 020
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 09/11/2025Sfoxgirl Sunday (i forgot to celebrate foxgirl friday let me have this one) 020
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 09/11/2025im so back no woman in the history of ever has ever been this back before 010
Reposted by eris <3lev @leviya.bsky.social · 26/11/2024blink once. blink twice. www.betweenthekeys.net/home/https/b...betweenthekeys.netBlink Once. Blink Twice. — Between The KeysTwo hours before I have to meet Chel in downtown Brooklyn, I drag myself out of bed, throw on an outfit of some sort, and run to the NBA Store on 5th Ave, where I drop half a paycheck on a custom Dari... 05823
Reposted by eris <3Dr Nifkin @drnifkin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024National democratic party after losing an election 111266246
Reposted by eris <3Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/11/2024too many cis people have internalized the past decade of transphobia about how if they make a single minor mistake towards a trans person we'll go supernova meanwhile most trans people i know are hesitant to correct anyone on anything because they don't want to make a thing out of it. 9141401232
Reposted by eris <3Red Lori Bright Eyes A Fucking Bitch @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024You don't know any undocumented people. I repeat: You don't know any undocumented people. 1422942557
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 17/11/2024the bears are such a funny team like they had so much time to get better field position but they just decided to screw over their kicker instead 000
eris <3 @eristo.cat · 16/11/2024I should stop having a filter i could be the world's greatest shitposter if I just started posting stuff without a second thought 110
Reposted by eris <3reaghan! @reaghanhb.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich 424833492
Reposted by eris <3onion person @junlper.beer · 23/10/2024they couldn't make Family Matters today. because of woke. that's why they made Young Sheldon 27177388
Reposted by eris <3farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 18/10/2024boss told me I had to stop vaping in the bathroom. project 2025 is real and it’s going down right now 101392197
Reposted by eris <3Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/10/2024WELCOME TO BLUESKY, NEWSKIES. HERE ARE THE RULES THAT YOU *MUST* FOLLOW: 1. can you believe that people used to write posts like this unironically? 2. no like seriously there were 30 people here and people were trying to make it like a clubhouse 3. also half of them were sex pests too it was WILD 461502195
