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Erin Gardner

@erinschmo.bsky.social
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Barely a millennial, always a little dehydrated.

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It was, and honestly it gave us such a good laugh I can’t even hold it against them.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
We went to a very nice hotel a few years ago and they asked if we wanted some fruit in the room on arrival…it was literally 2 del monte fruit cups. 😂
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A Google search for “steak tartare near me” yields woefully inaccurate results. No, they don’t have that at Perkins.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m literally cleaning baseboards and windows while doomscrolling.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Doesn’t help that unfortunately
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I have been a nail biter my entire life - within days of starting Mounjaro i stopped completely. Alcohol is boring, so is online shopping. Absolutely crazy how it eliminated the need for vices. (Even being on the lowest dose)
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
As if we didn’t already think Hope Breakfast Bar was shady as sh*t, just go ahead and blatantly steal another businesses logo as an “homage” to them. That’s not how it works.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Accidentally ended up in Phoenix the day of the Charlie Kirk memorial, and Michelle Bachman sat right behind me on the flight down. 🤮
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.
toyota previaford aerostarchevy lumina apvdodge grand caravan
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
We bought some really expensive Kona coffee in Hawaii that had won a bunch of awards, and I had the same conclusion. 😂
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My part of Lake Elmo stayed on, but Xcel thinks it’s out…keeps sending me texts it’ll be back on by 2:15 this afternoon. We’ll see if we stay lucky during the next round.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Don’t sleep on Liliana’s Pasta Bar in Woodbury - (by the proprietors of Estelle in StP) - the best dinner I’ve had in a long time!! Still dreaming of that fresh pasta.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
We used Wildlife Management Services out of Brooklyn Park. The most important thing is to figure out how they are getting in, and once they are out, get that all sealed up. Thankfully we never had them in the living areas either!
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This made me laugh because you perfectly described my husband (only 44 tho) with his personalized black plates. I on the other hand, went with the Moose.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
They definitely seem one big step behind him. Took way too long to decide he wasn’t in BP anymore. They knew he had a rural house, how did he end up in that area and they didn’t know?
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Oof.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Would be curious to see how bad sales have fallen in MN specifically. I think MN takes this more personally. I have cut my personal target spend by about 90%. Just a few random things I’ve had trouble finding elsewhere.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It was actually an abandoned house on Afton Rd, probably started by kids.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This, and that the cost of materials keeps rising. There is a development near me that just opened their third and final phase in Feb, the lots are already about half sold, and the prices are about 15% higher than 12-18 months ago.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Citing a rumor that the Wild “may” be leaving as one of your closure reasons is super lame. That spot could be a gold mine if the food and service were good. I gave it many chances (as recent as 2 weeks ago) and it always fell short.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Trying to figure the same thing out about my husband 🙃
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Big island vibes 🌴
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Vance is literally all the toxic personality traits wrapped up in one. 🤮
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My leading economic indicator is how many contractors return my call. This week, 100%. Definitely not what it was in 2023, where maybe 20% would, just to tell me they were busy.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I’m not saying housing is affordable, but picking extreme examples to make your case isn’t a good look. $140k to replace a roof on a $260k house? Come on. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
‘I feel trapped’: how home ownership has become a nightmare for many Americans
Scores in the US say they’re grappling with raised mortgage and loan interest rates and exploding insurance premiums
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I regret to inform you that the theme song for White Lotus season 3 is not a banger.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
Google maps screenshot of the Drake passage between South America and Antarctica
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The previous restaurant in this location did not have a patio, and they didn’t add anything during their recent construction. My guess is no.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
What a difference 30 degrees makes … top 10 MN weather day (for January)
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I feel this.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’m booking a tour at Hula Daddy in March, let’s see if it’s worth $200/lb 😂
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I’m actually more concerned that the kitchen looks like a butcher shop.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Did not expect to see Michelle Obama as the producer of a Netflix dating show.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Just booked RT tix on Delta- MSP -> KOA for spring break, only 58k miles! Feels like I haven’t found a travel deal this good in ages. 🌴
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
#truth
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I miss Thai Basil like, every day. But yes, excited to try this!!
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Been a day so I am playing hooky at the bar at Baldamar, 10/10- highly recommend.
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I miss that so much!!
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
So Target announces sales are way down, everyone is worried about the economy, yet Target’s holiday section is almost completely sold out in mid-November. Not a single tree in stock. This is why I’m confused!
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Summing up today’s mood - I just googled when men’s brains are fully developed. Supposedly the answer is around 30, but I beg to differ. Even my dog is confused when I asked her. 🥰
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Why do you look like super Mario
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The only thing up in my portfolio today is Tesla 😵‍💫
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Doing some maintenance at the Airbnb today, walked in to the kitchen to see the cabinet panel from underneath the sink laying on the counter. First thought, angry at guests, how did they manage that?? Upon closer inspection…my contractor attached it with COMMAND STRIPS!! 🙄
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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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