Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026It was, and honestly it gave us such a good laugh I can’t even hold it against them. 000
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026We went to a very nice hotel a few years ago and they asked if we wanted some fruit in the room on arrival…it was literally 2 del monte fruit cups. 😂 100
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026A Google search for “steak tartare near me” yields woefully inaccurate results. No, they don’t have that at Perkins. 000
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I’m literally cleaning baseboards and windows while doomscrolling. 000
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I have been a nail biter my entire life - within days of starting Mounjaro i stopped completely. Alcohol is boring, so is online shopping. Absolutely crazy how it eliminated the need for vices. (Even being on the lowest dose) 110
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025As if we didn’t already think Hope Breakfast Bar was shady as sh*t, just go ahead and blatantly steal another businesses logo as an “homage” to them. That’s not how it works. 100
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Accidentally ended up in Phoenix the day of the Charlie Kirk memorial, and Michelle Bachman sat right behind me on the flight down. 🤮 000
Reposted by Erin Gardner ben @vtben.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse. 25530122
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025We bought some really expensive Kona coffee in Hawaii that had won a bunch of awards, and I had the same conclusion. 😂 100
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025My part of Lake Elmo stayed on, but Xcel thinks it’s out…keeps sending me texts it’ll be back on by 2:15 this afternoon. We’ll see if we stay lucky during the next round. 010
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Don’t sleep on Liliana’s Pasta Bar in Woodbury - (by the proprietors of Estelle in StP) - the best dinner I’ve had in a long time!! Still dreaming of that fresh pasta. 000
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 14/07/2025We used Wildlife Management Services out of Brooklyn Park. The most important thing is to figure out how they are getting in, and once they are out, get that all sealed up. Thankfully we never had them in the living areas either! 000
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025This made me laugh because you perfectly described my husband (only 44 tho) with his personalized black plates. I on the other hand, went with the Moose. 240
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025They definitely seem one big step behind him. Took way too long to decide he wasn’t in BP anymore. They knew he had a rural house, how did he end up in that area and they didn’t know? 010
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Would be curious to see how bad sales have fallen in MN specifically. I think MN takes this more personally. I have cut my personal target spend by about 90%. Just a few random things I’ve had trouble finding elsewhere. 180
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025It was actually an abandoned house on Afton Rd, probably started by kids. 010
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025This, and that the cost of materials keeps rising. There is a development near me that just opened their third and final phase in Feb, the lots are already about half sold, and the prices are about 15% higher than 12-18 months ago. 010
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Citing a rumor that the Wild “may” be leaving as one of your closure reasons is super lame. That spot could be a gold mine if the food and service were good. I gave it many chances (as recent as 2 weeks ago) and it always fell short. 020
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Trying to figure the same thing out about my husband 🙃 010
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Vance is literally all the toxic personality traits wrapped up in one. 🤮 100
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025My leading economic indicator is how many contractors return my call. This week, 100%. Definitely not what it was in 2023, where maybe 20% would, just to tell me they were busy. 010
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I’m not saying housing is affordable, but picking extreme examples to make your case isn’t a good look. $140k to replace a roof on a $260k house? Come on. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...theguardian.com‘I feel trapped’: how home ownership has become a nightmare for many AmericansScores in the US say they’re grappling with raised mortgage and loan interest rates and exploding insurance premiums 000
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I regret to inform you that the theme song for White Lotus season 3 is not a banger. 000
Reposted by Erin Gardner David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 12/02/2025If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage. 218150142455
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025The previous restaurant in this location did not have a patio, and they didn’t add anything during their recent construction. My guess is no. 110
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025What a difference 30 degrees makes … top 10 MN weather day (for January) 000
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I’m booking a tour at Hula Daddy in March, let’s see if it’s worth $200/lb 😂 010
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’m actually more concerned that the kitchen looks like a butcher shop. 150
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Did not expect to see Michelle Obama as the producer of a Netflix dating show. 000
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Just booked RT tix on Delta- MSP -> KOA for spring break, only 58k miles! Feels like I haven’t found a travel deal this good in ages. 🌴 010
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I miss Thai Basil like, every day. But yes, excited to try this!! 010
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Been a day so I am playing hooky at the bar at Baldamar, 10/10- highly recommend. 020
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024So Target announces sales are way down, everyone is worried about the economy, yet Target’s holiday section is almost completely sold out in mid-November. Not a single tree in stock. This is why I’m confused! 000
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Summing up today’s mood - I just googled when men’s brains are fully developed. Supposedly the answer is around 30, but I beg to differ. Even my dog is confused when I asked her. 🥰 100
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024The only thing up in my portfolio today is Tesla 😵💫 100
Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Doing some maintenance at the Airbnb today, walked in to the kitchen to see the cabinet panel from underneath the sink laying on the counter. First thought, angry at guests, how did they manage that?? Upon closer inspection…my contractor attached it with COMMAND STRIPS!! 🙄 141