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Erin Gardner

@erinschmo.bsky.social

44 followers 39 following 42 posts

Barely a millennial, always a little dehydrated.

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

A Google search for “steak tartare near me” yields woefully inaccurate results. No, they don’t have that at Perkins.

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

As if we didn’t already think Hope Breakfast Bar was shady as sh*t, just go ahead and blatantly steal another businesses logo as an “homage” to them. That’s not how it works.

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Accidentally ended up in Phoenix the day of the Charlie Kirk memorial, and Michelle Bachman sat right behind me on the flight down. 🤮

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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Don’t sleep on Liliana’s Pasta Bar in Woodbury - (by the proprietors of Estelle in StP) - the best dinner I’ve had in a long time!! Still dreaming of that fresh pasta.

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Big island vibes 🌴

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

My leading economic indicator is how many contractors return my call. This week, 100%. Definitely not what it was in 2023, where maybe 20% would, just to tell me they were busy.

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I’m not saying housing is affordable, but picking extreme examples to make your case isn’t a good look. $140k to replace a roof on a $260k house? Come on. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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‘I feel trapped’: how home ownership has become a nightmare for many Americans

Scores in the US say they’re grappling with raised mortgage and loan interest rates and exploding insurance premiums

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I regret to inform you that the theme song for White Lotus season 3 is not a banger.

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

Google maps screenshot of the Drake passage between South America and Antarctica

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

What a difference 30 degrees makes … top 10 MN weather day (for January)

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Did not expect to see Michelle Obama as the producer of a Netflix dating show.

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Just booked RT tix on Delta- MSP -> KOA for spring break, only 58k miles! Feels like I haven’t found a travel deal this good in ages. 🌴

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Been a day so I am playing hooky at the bar at Baldamar, 10/10- highly recommend.

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

So Target announces sales are way down, everyone is worried about the economy, yet Target’s holiday section is almost completely sold out in mid-November. Not a single tree in stock. This is why I’m confused!

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Summing up today’s mood - I just googled when men’s brains are fully developed. Supposedly the answer is around 30, but I beg to differ. Even my dog is confused when I asked her. 🥰

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Erin Gardner @erinschmo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Doing some maintenance at the Airbnb today, walked in to the kitchen to see the cabinet panel from underneath the sink laying on the counter. First thought, angry at guests, how did they manage that?? Upon closer inspection…my contractor attached it with COMMAND STRIPS!! 🙄

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