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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hate to take the side of the establishment or whatever but Marty McFly’s audition to play the school dance was NOT very good

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

potentially devastating thrift store find

a white pumpkin decoration on a shelf which reads “Mrs. and Mrs. est. 2025”

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

did Lady Gaga really name her baby ‘Goo Goo?’

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

my favorite part of my morning, besides my customary 10 am cup of coffee, is of course my customary 10:12 am cup of coffee

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I heard the extra footage is 3 minutes of Thanos taking a leak and Infinity Vision is just the first couple rows getting sprayed with piss

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

you’re really starting to piss me off, your honor

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

telling my 3yo that Cookie Monster is a liar and a theif but yeah I guess he’s a cool favorite Sesame Street character to have.

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

“munching on a chili dog” is the same amount of syllables as “sucking on a chili dog“ if John Mellencamp is looking for some punchups at this juncture

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

reaching back behind you in the car and feeling a tiny hand take a french fry from you is just about the best thing in the world

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

my favorite part of brand new day was when Punisher said “lemme ess you sumthin’ Spider-Meh”

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Daniel Tiger is now 21 years old and goes by Dan

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Lauren Damon @laurendamon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Jost attempting to violate Zeus’s law

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

sorry I never post here. it’s extremely simple to have a post go viral on threads so i’ve been hanging out on threads

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I am extremely capable. of just a few simple things.

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

i’m sorry, officer. I ate some of that lettuce that makes you run red lights

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I made these ninja turtle popsicle earrings complete with messed up gumball eyes

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

*steam starts pouring out of the hood of my car on the highway* “oh no!! my steam!”

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

it’s lady bug season. make sure you give a bug to your favorite lady!

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

broadway going green has gotten completely out of hand. first Elphaba in wicked. then shrek the musical. and now I hear they’re spraying the entire cast of Les Miserables with green lead paint???

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

don’t try to use the credit card numbers they have on TV that are like 1234 5678 9100 or whatever. the don’t work and they never have 😡

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

can I still go to heaven if sometimes I gently grab my dog ears and then gently rev them up like they’re a motorcycle and then gently make motorcycle sounds?

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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 27/03/2026

These bosses are trying to take the spotlight from @karlgerm.com. How rude of them. Glad they're gone now. #PAXEast | gdq.gg/live

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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 27/03/2026

Does @karlgerm.com know the power he holds over #PAXEast right now?? Catch him running Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition on gdq.gg/live RIGHT NOW!!

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

who else WOOBin their WOOB WOOB?

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

what if they close the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse while somebody is still in there? Do they get smooshed?

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

i’m done with forks. i’m ready for fiveks

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

the worst writing in film has gotta be when they couldn’t figure out what to do with Lt. Dan’s legs so they just had them written out of Forrest Gump halfway through

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

if i’m too much, find less 🙂‍↔️ no! no wait come back! 😧

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

if you even talk about Twitter over here they shoot you in the kneecaps

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

random acts of kindness are a beat we can all dance to, you selfish motherfucker

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Objects in mirror are one step closer to the edge AND THE’RE ABOUT TA BREAK

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I tried to write a ska song called “Put It Down” and I got roundhouse kicked across the face in a skank pit

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

“Watch…this is how the PROS do it” *cries loudly into my hands*

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

“you know who’s NOT in the Epstein files?” no, and frankly I don’t give a spinning, grinning fuck about that. enough people are in it who are still alive and not behind bars

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

a vampire who can’t eat Sun Chips

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

when the authenticator app numbers turn red and start flashing, my blood pressure shoots so high I nearly pass out from the rush

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

you wouldn’t believe the sneeze I just snoze

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I was scratching inside my nostril if you even care. not picking my nose. but of course you would never believe my intentions were pure and my heart is true.

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

do not cite the deep memes to me, witch. I was there when the media was still trying to decide how “memes” was pronounced.

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

the “hot water bottle” was named by someone who had never before seen a bottle

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I took out this secondhand Sounds Spectacular record and inside was this old Betsey Clark drawing that looks to have been taped to some kid’s wall in the 70s

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

New Year. New Me. New Muh. New Muh. Yay. Numa Numa Yay. Numa Numa Numa Yay. Chipul tău și dragostea din tei

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a man with a bandage on his head is laying in bed .

ALT: a man with a bandage on his head is laying in bed .

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

my 9yo caught a typo in the NORAD Santa Tracker. ‘Inida’ instead of India

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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

my favorite part of Muppet Christmas Carol is when Scrooge knows full well which tombstone the ghost is pointing but tries to prolong the inevitable for one more second by pointing to a different one

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