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am erika online a computer witch 36 🏳️‍⚧️ plural system account: @lexi.fyi

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Rose Melody @lithiumrose.bsky.social · 12h
There is no ISO standard birthday cake
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 5h
this is now an emilia screenshot account
Emilia looking badass as hell doing an inverted superhero landing on a floating ice platform she calmly summoned exactly 1 second after nearly dying
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 8h
wasting my precious precious time posting dumb stuff on our alt when i _should_ be making a playlist to compete with kara for last.fm chart slots
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 8h
let's see Paul Allen's shitpost about Julie
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 02/10/2026
that's a pretty badass subject line for an email i could not possibly have cared less to receive
an email from Headspace with the subject "Headspace is now part of Sword"
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 02/10/2026
i'm feeling a lot better today. still barely got 5 hours of sleep, but it does feel like i was actually unconscious, not just pretending all night 😔
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
creating entirely new posting technologies today
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
locking in 🎸🎶👩‍💻
youtu.be
You Will Know Our Names - Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition OST [075] [DE]
YouTube video by J.O.E. VGM
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
okay, shipped lol lexi's new pfp will gradually appear over the next 30 days
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
the USB receiver for my wireless mouse broke ^_^ i'm fine! this is ok!!
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
my favorite part of Gimme the Loot is when Biggie says "yes, love, love your fucking attitude" to his alter 🥰 goals
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
making the mistake of waking and baking
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
when one alter handles the paperwork, emails, finances, and so on that's the sysadmin
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
i want a girl with a smooth response time. i want a girl with good KPIs. i want a girl with uninterrupted service, who uses websockets to cut through red tape
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/10/2026
what if i just used photoshop cs6? what then, adobe?
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 30/09/2026
i really jumped the gun posting this before i wrote the script to do it
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 30/09/2026
i don't worry about a "top shortage" because it seems relatively easy to stand out by just, for example, writing my own dialogue
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 30/09/2026
i have become a Face Alter, meaning i am now immune to the Monado's attacks
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 29/09/2026
pirating the entire lego movie in UHD just to make a shitpost from one frame
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 27/09/2026
$ systemctl enable erikad
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 27/09/2026
when you sign up for a business account on PayPal, it now kicks off an AI agent to email you every single day, bumping its own thread, asking you to meet with it, until you reply "opt out" (there's no unsubscribe link)
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 27/09/2026
two male followers have blocked us since posting this
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 27/09/2026
waking up to flipping engineering requests from my alters!! why am i the only one with a job 😭
two incoming bluesky DMs from 11pm last night:

"hey you gotta make bluewire's feed work for all of us" and then, clearly as an afterthought, "please" with a purple heart emoji
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 27/09/2026
it's fun how Proton Mail added a bunch of category labels without asking me and now that's how my email works i love being a SaaS consumer!!
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 26/09/2026
i am still mad at Valve for mismanaging this game into a total flop. it's the only digital TCG i've played that's anywhere near as good as MTG
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 26/09/2026
i think it's chill if people think we're doing a bit actually, as long as we make sure it's a GOOD bit :P
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 25/09/2026
Re:ZERO is one of the best anime series of all time. if you aren't watching it, you're really missing out
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 25/09/2026
i wish people weren't becoming actual luddites in reponse to stuff like AI. some of us still know how to make Good-aligned software :/
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 23/09/2026
twenty days later and i still haven't actually done this 😅 i just thought the pic idea was cute
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 20/08/2026
you're telling me a trans person mogged this gearset?
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 18/08/2026
i don't give enough credit for my pretty face to my first electrologist. i just saw a photo of myself before she started doing my eyebrows and it seriously looks like:
Captain Amarao in FLCL, who infamously has enormous false rectangular eyebrows
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 03/08/2026
i got halfway through Xenoblade 2 before i had to take a break. this is a game that doesn't want to be played. when you get the hang of it, it can be a lot of fun, but feels almost deliberately designed to prevent you from doing that
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 26/07/2026
you ever see that one anime where a guy becomes a magical girl? and then a bunch of girls want to kiss his girl form? and then it turns out that his quiet, sweet best friend is an evil lesbian who caused him to become a magical girl on purpose so they could be together? or were you a normal teenager
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 24/07/2026
the latest feature on my custom "Following lite" feed: excluding all posts related to ngl.link
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 20/07/2026
it's not a "long distance relationship" unless your ping time is at least 50ms
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 20/07/2026
every now and then i think about getting back into Final Fantasy XIV but then i remember that time is finite
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 18/07/2026
pronouncing Wiki.js like "Wiki Jay's"
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 18/07/2026
every day i log on here and browse a custom feed called “Feed Test” because it's too hard to issue one (1) API call to rename it
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 03/07/2026
having grown up playing JRPGs, intuitively it feels like the temperature should max out at 99°
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 21/06/2026
i should have known it was over between me and my ex when this song started playing during our argument:
youtu.be
Xenoblade Chronicles OST - Engage the Enemy
YouTube video by Xenoblade Chronicles OST
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 12/06/2026
have successfully convinced my girlfriend that watching me play all three Xenoblade games in a row would be fun for both of us
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 09/06/2026
oh okay phew they announced a new Xenoblade game where you play as an elf girl. for a second there i thought i wouldn't get a new reason to keep living 😅
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 08/06/2026
i don't actually play video games. i just read the patch notes for games i used to play while saying stuff like "oh nice" and "that's a good change"
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 07/06/2026
you're a loose photon cannon, worf!! turn in your com badge and phaser!
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 04/06/2026
the issue with the line "only a Sith deals in absolutes" is that you, the viewer, are autistic
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 01/06/2026
AI truly offers a new frontier of technology, allowing capitalists to boldly seek rent where no man has sought it before
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 29/05/2026
*finally* started this today (in Rust)
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 27/05/2026
it's my favorite day of the week, Wednesday, when both Re:ZERO and Widow's Bay have new episodes for me to watch :D
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erika online @erika.lexi.fyi · 27/05/2026
plural software engineer who calls her alters her "end users"
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