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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 3h

I reluctantly stayed the night there about 15 years ago and there were dozens of cigarette burns all over the room including on multiple lamp shades

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why are we even doing this? This is legitimately like if you made $30k a year and you donated $1 to a political campaign

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm not sure I buy this reading. Why would he pick two Socal cities as his examples? He could have said NYC and DC which is where his brain is anyway and would be like lier targets for an Iranian strike than the west coast

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well as a pure hypothetical, if you were a convicted felon and you wanted a pardon there's only ONE person you have to bribe. Doesn't get more efficient than that

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh yeah I just love having lunch with a racist to find out exactly how racist they are. Super duper fun times. The funnest

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dude if you aren't intentionally flatlining then shut the fuck up

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Look like whatever but people are in comas all the time. No one has ever pretended being in a coma was the same as being dead and in the afterlife. 18 days in a coma is just some normal ass medical shit. No one else got butt fucked by fire horse Jesus during an ICU stay

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Louis CK just released a Netflix special and went on a sold out world tour this year

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Allman Brothers wouldn't have made it into mine but otherwise pretty damn solid

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He 100% knows his shit but he is above all else a top level industry plant for the church and some day there will be a great biography about all of it. He simultaneously is one of the greatest movie stars of all time and will have left so much on the table

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I suppose it could be an attempt to not make it Ass-Com but still seems like there was a better fix

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Futures" makes no sense at the head of this so it really does feel intentional...

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why is EVERYONE glossing over the part where he used an outright slur and then doubled down on it in a post? This should be an enormous scandal

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Gavin Newsome just on an unprecedented roll of self owns. Legendary shit

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"It's fine - it's just another Vietnam" - Trump 2028

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Everyone's making their little Hegseth jokes and it doesn't even move the needle anymore that senior government officials are standing in front of cameras and shouting outright slurs with absolutely no repercussions It makes me physically ill

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And not just within the frat or during their college years! But for the rest of their lives with all the other rapists they come into contact with!

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've had several operations on limbs/joints. They have done this before every single one. And every time they have asked me specifically what procedure was being done before putting me under

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And everyone on camera just kind of chuckles it away because no one will ever do anything to hold anyone accountable YOU ARE THE PRESS. STAND UP.

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You simply can't build a structure like that unless you want it to be the center piece for a Silent Hill or a Slow Horses

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Literally every word I hear from here on out will be colored with this knowledge...

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm a loyal listener and I am just today realizing you chose Bengals fandom. As someone cursed to be born into it I want to smack you in the head with a 2x4

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Damn near 50 years of playing "Who's going to pay me more to grow shit to throw in the trash Roulette" But these are the "real Americans we care most about

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In a vacuum I'd agree, but anything that makes Elon Musk THIS mad has to be worth watching

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If anything this really highlights how there are fewer TV shows than it feels like. The OA? Not one person in the entire world has ever watched a single minute of The OA

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Has no one in the Reacher Universe EVER fired a gun before? I would love for someone to do an accuracy count this season on number of bullets fired to actual hits. The finale alone was like 10,000:1. It's like those reports of soldiers purposefully firing over the enemies heads for moral reasons

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Imagining JD getting in a theological argument with the actual Christian God. It's not even remotely hard to do

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Dropped a gimme TD pass and broke his collarbone all on the same play without even being touched!

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I do not for one single second think you were "genuinely curious"

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Another stupid thing Dems could have simply scrapped but didn't because of a combination of laziness and being beholden to the military industrial complex

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And as far as they're concerned that last one makes it all a rousing success

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And all of this could have been avoided by simply telling Robert Kraft, one of the shittiest human beings ever, to go fuck himself. You wouldn't even need to make a statement about Palestine. Just "Fuck off, Bob"

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I think it's slightly more likely it was one of his friends or some Republican crony's fails on, but 100% some dude fucked an animal during rush week and it came up on their background check

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What 100% happened is that he wanted to hire some guy who fucked a pig during rush week and got expelled, it came up on the mandatory background check, and he had someone dig up examples of victims of forced beastiality in human trafficking that they could say hypothetically "applied to the FBI"

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I wish this was a joke but there is a 99% chance this is EXACTLY why Patel did this

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Immigrants, minorities, trans people - we will ABSOLUTELY prevent them from serving. But my bro Stinky Pete who they 'made' fuck a pig during rush week that one time? He is an honorable man and deserves better"

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

She's just sharing what I'm sure is very fair and balanced (*checks link*) NEW YORK POST coverage

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

As obviously corrupt that it's some Russian oligarch, having ANYONE ELSE paying for large chunks of YOUR WEDDING is so insanely weird. This is not a thing any normal person does even for non-nefarious reasons "Hey buddy, catering's on me! Just cuz!"

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The bigger story is how come we kept this guy off national televion for so long! CALIENTE! 🌶️🌶️🌶️

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is why Talarico's caving to the TRANS sports questions is so galling. Any republican when faced with a question they simply don't like would refuse to answer, change the subject, and insult the interviewer if they pushed back. But Dems MUST ALWAYS BE CIVIL

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

At this point it's probably easier to assume every Republican operative under the age of 35 is an overt white supremacist. I wish that was hyperbole. I don't know who else the movement is attracting

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They're all rich, they fundamentally relate to other rich people, they want to be able to travel in rich circles and enjoy rich luxuries and pay lower tax rates but also want to cling to some veneer of cultural "liberalism" so they can come across as cosmopolitan to their European friends

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