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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 5h

Everyone's making their little Hegseth jokes and it doesn't even move the needle anymore that senior government officials are standing in front of cameras and shouting outright slurs with absolutely no repercussions It makes me physically ill

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And all of this could have been avoided by simply telling Robert Kraft, one of the shittiest human beings ever, to go fuck himself. You wouldn't even need to make a statement about Palestine. Just "Fuck off, Bob"

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Immigrants, minorities, trans people - we will ABSOLUTELY prevent them from serving. But my bro Stinky Pete who they 'made' fuck a pig during rush week that one time? He is an honorable man and deserves better"

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The bigger story is how come we kept this guy off national televion for so long! CALIENTE! 🌶️🌶️🌶️

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They think slavery was good and we should do it again!

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So are we just not calling it Eli Lilly anymore what with all of the wrongful deaths?

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So THIS is Australia's national anthem?

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Assuming the FIRST problem is that they're just going to be SO FUCKING GOOD that they sweep all of the awards...

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

But you guys when has Donald Trump ever promised to pay someone and... I'm sorry, sir, where are you taking me? Please let go of my arms. SIR. I said SIR!

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That this is all set to jump off literally at the instant boomers all die is simply a chefs kiss from the universe You motherfuckers...

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Can people not Google "Nathan Fielder"? He's been doing this for almost 2 decades now. It's like getting got by Ali G

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This would be the joke if you were the absolute worst hack joke writer ever and you had just had several major strokes in rapid succession. Why would a state IN America be NEW AMERICA? And do you not know ANY OTHER WORDS? Call it "Freedom Land" or "Eagle Bluff" or literally ANYTHING ELSE?

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We sat by and watched elected Senators swear up and down that this guy was serious and not a full on nutjob who would bring 4chan level conspiracy theories into the DOH. He played nice for like 3 mo this and now we're in full Lala Land. Where are the fucking consequences?

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Rose Byrne might be the best living actress to have never gotten any real recognition. Between If I Had Legs I'd Kick You and this, which I have not heard one single word about but is incredible, she is on an absolute fucking heater

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Some days the universe just gives you a little gift @davidjroth.bsky.social

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026

here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Boomers are the weirdest generation because objectively they are the most affluent bloc in the history of the world and yet they are the most personally offended by pointing that out to them. They think they earned it way more than any other group and if you imply otherwise WATCH OUT

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"No, Mr President, no one can see your big boy pants. Absolutely no one can tell that you are the biggest boy who only needs a little extra help with potty emergencies but it's OKAY because you're trying really hard and we still love you even if you can't always make it to the bathroom."

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Hahaha aren't trans people all stupid liars? Nailed it

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Knowing she'll be excised from the actual league any day now and will turn that fact regardless of how little talent she ever had into a lifelong martyrdom complete with speaking fees in perpetuity at the JK Rowling Institute for Bigots

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Oh after 92 minutes do these two ugly ducklings somehow against all odds fuck? Please take my $18

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The entire nation collectively shat it's pants over Joe Biden stumbling over a few lines in a nationally televised debate. This guy is actively starting foreign wars RIGHT NOW

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

75 years ago these cultists would have all already taken the pill. They know the corporate wing will never go away and forgive any moral trangression so long as their profits are protected. They're waiting out the oldest boomer zealots to die. There are like 2-3 more cycles to white knuckle

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Since this can never be reiterated enough: This is like if you had $10,000 in your bank account and you donated ONE DOLLAR to a political campaign. That is what this amount of money feels like to Musk

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So we can't dislike this one because she's white, we can't dislike Hakeem Jeffries because he's black, and we can't vote for Muslims whose platforms we agree with because of woke... Am I all caught up?

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"Old man gets a letter with a clerical error regarding a municipal tax issue and has to make one single phone call to clear it up. Film at 11."

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This idiot just thought up profit sharing in 2026 He's also apparently worth $10 billion. Feel like if he had put his money in a commercial savings account back in 2000 he would be worth about 10 times that

entrepreneur.com

Mark Cuban Says This Is the Fastest Way to Bring Wealth to More People: Do 'What I Did'

The billionaire entrepreneur says “every single employee” should get this benefit.

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This should be the biggest political scandal in the history of the republic. Playing semantic math games with dead troops? These people have families who will talk to the press. I am absolutely dumbfounded...

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Clearly the biggest problem we face is that the wealthy don't have enough say in our political system

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Just want to make sure whoever these fucking toadies are they're on the record

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏 ILLEGAL I will simply not vote for any politician that does not convincingly swear to me they are going to put these people in prison, full stop

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

There's a reason neocons coined the term "job creators"

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

*Summer blockbuster fantasy epic directed by one of the most popular filmmakers of the last 50 years and teeming top to bottom with AAA list movie stars* Conservatives: Elon told me no one wants to see this

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

18 months ago I would be terrified they could get away with this but seeing how badly they have fucked up every single thing they try it looks a little more desperate than diabolical now. Still, the end game has always been to outlaw any political opposition outright, including the Democratic party

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I would genuniely kick him in the fucking head to get him off the stage. This is the highlight of your entire life, you will be dining out on this until the day you die, and this fat fascist motherfucker is going to photo bomb your big moment? Id slit his fucking throat

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I can't tell you how relieved I am to hear @mattlieb.bsky.social talk about I Will Find You on the Frotcast so I know I'm not the only one. I put it on in the exact same mindless state and immediately watched the ENTIRE series in an 8 hour binge and I thought my brain was going to explode

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Al Gore could have easily - and by many accounts rightfully - spent the rest of his natural life griping about the 2000 election but he didn't say a SINGLE WORD about it ever again! This motherfucker IS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT and is still whining about some shit that didn't happen 6 years ago!

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I'm sure it's all very funny but if you think I'm going to listen to 2:30 of Pete Hegseth talking uninterrupted into a camera then fuck off

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Every time you try to think of the stupidest thing any of them could conceivably do they come up with something at least 25% stupider

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

You or someone you love is 100% going to die earlier than you would have if this current regime had never been allowed to exist. Full stop. They have set back medical research at least a decade if not far worse and that's assuming they actually stopped now which they clearly won't. All for the lolz

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Why do they insist on doing this shit? There is ZERO chance you would get this kind of grace from them upon your death and you don't get any points from anyone for being magnanimous. He was a a monster, it's good he's dead, and if you're too polite to say that you can just shut the fuck up for a day

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The general decline of the NYT is likely because of the consolidation of wealth in the monied elite that ultimately controls the msm through mutual financial interests, but this obsession with a handful of weird pronatalist freaks really points to one or two perverts hiding in the editorial offices

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Lol it'd be real funny if we made It canon that Minions always served the most evil people in history Everyone: We can remember a lot of actual terrible people. Are you saying they served like Vlad the Impaler? Oh shit....I mean not any of the ones you can actually think of...just the funny ones

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Lol and I was told that the only reason anyone criticizes this guy is because of his race and not because he absolutely sucks shit at his job

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

"Women who accuse men of rape are liars" is so much more important to ANY of these people than politics or financial self interest. It is the foundation of their entire sense of self. NOTHING can supercede it or they will burst into flames

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Imagine walking away from a wedding with a tax bill...

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I've ruined enough first dates talking about simulation theory but at some point come the fuck on man...

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