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Eric Bailey

@ericvbailey.bsky.social
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Mild-mannered husband-father office manager by day, cozy quirky anti-billionaire indie game developer by night. Writing, coffee, Jesus, whimsy, mischief. Bad jokes? ericvbailey86@gmail.com. tinybookshelf.itch.io

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Jason C. @setaimx.bsky.social · 13h
Just one more thing, Mr Bailey... how would one go about "gooping" it? Y'know, with all these newfangled 90s marketing words: "bop it, boop it, skip it, creepy crawlers, and Polly Pockets"... my wife might get it but I just can't make sense of it all. Can ya help me understand?
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 16h
goop it!
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yes
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One does not simply walk into more doors. You have to plan for these things.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they were given a weird amount of leeway to make up a lot of stuff lol soooooo many characters who just appear in the background for a handful of frames were given a name and quick, loose backstory so funny
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry, *Ellorrs
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh baby that first pic looks like Ellors Madak (unnamed at the time)
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The sun has informed me they want to "circle back" on this. But what does that mean? This could have been an email.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning! ...
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i really do like Zelda the whole ... thing of it
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i mean i dunno if i love to play BioShock lol (but point taken, yes, watch me boot up a new Skyrim file for wintertime gaming)
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah where the @#$% am i finding time to REPLAY games think i'll dive into 2 👍
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But do I need to play through the original again to maximally appreciate its betterness? 😁😅
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven't played BioShock in about ten years. Should I replay it before trying BioShock 2 (never played), or just dive right into 2? Hm.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Creaking into bed tonight like hmm, is tomorrow going to be a Back Day or a Knee Day?
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not great! ... unique, though.
Photo of a can of mango chile pickle beer.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When my son plays backyard soccer with his cousins, he genuinely enjoys (and is pretty good!) playing goalie. I'm not sure they recognize/appreciate how lucky they are, how well the dynamic works. And that's okay. 🙂
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*flashbacks to my complaint about Breath of the Wild's inventory expansion being tied to a character you have to find, on a path the game just kinda assumes you'll discover early, except it took me over 100 hours because i actually explored and used my freedom, but people think i'm crazy--*
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes your family goes out for ice cream but you're lactose intolerant so you get a warm brownie with Butterfinger crumbles and it turns out actually kinda amazing.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Untitled Goose Movie
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't most theatrical releases end up on streaming? Is it not just a matter of time? What is stopping someone from seeing this on streaming someday? Am I missing something?
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so many people gotta be weird about everything
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, in fact. I do not particularly "wanna Fanta." Not right now.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ah yes but *our* drugs will have hookers and blackjack (?!?!?!?!)
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gonna invent a brain-wringer you pull your brain out and squeeeeeeeze away all the stuff from the day whew
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brass monkey, bronze monkey.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😅
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no no no,
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good morning, tooters
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*snort*
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh boy ! :)
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Recommend having a reclusive private kid, terrifyingly articulate younger kid, and a perpetual-energy dynamo beyond your control kid.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm just not sure every single food on the market needs protein added to them.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😅
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some experiences in life are universal. They connect us all as human beings. You can sit with it, and know that it happens to everyone. Like how, every once in a while, the desert music from Super Mario Bros 2 gets stuck in your head. It happens to all of us, sometimes.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yeah! ...
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yoooooooo !! Happy for you. :) Good to hear.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nice
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whew. As I find myself saying to some friends these days when I'm not sure what else: Dang, dude.
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Old DeuTaranomy🧶⚒️ @kindofstrange.com · 16/09/2026
Our @takethis.org streaming page is officially LIVE, complete with Creator Toolkit. Would love any feedback, and reshares! And of course, if you want to stream to support a better mental health in games, I'd love to hear from you! 💖 www.takethis.org/streaming/
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oof. That sucks! Not the greatest timing...
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah. We know that feeling. Hope you get respite soon.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooo, interesting. Yeah. The mind-screwy part of my job is the pace -- a "slow" day at my new place would've been face-melting hyperspeed at my prior. 😅 Pros and cons for sure.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Deflect those bullets! Deflect!!
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been full-time at my new job a few weeks now. I think today was my first rough day. Not a "I regret taking this position" sort of thing, nothing like that. But dang. Today really kicked my butt. Welp. I'll get 'em tomorrow. How's YOUR job going, anyway?
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that's a real stand-up dish right there would arouse the appetite of any man come on down and try it
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
her dad must be a *colossal* nerd
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What is my six-year-old daughter choosing to do for her TV time today? Load up Nintendo Switch Online and play Excitebike. 🙂
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every material has a speed at which it will. It just does!
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cream Soda Mountain Dew. My review: Not *nearly* as gross as I expected!
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