eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When I post a selfie and everyone points out my bulge, even though I specifically chose a selfie that didn’t have a visible bulge 110
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My favorite dinosaur is the one in Jurassic Park that spit acid and ate Newman from Seinfeld 080
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Jimmy want a rib, Jimmy want a steak, Jimmy want a piece of your chocolate cake! 000
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Me: *being friendly for once* Them: I think Eric wants to fuck me? 010
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Who managed to go on a cruise to the Bahamas and come back with zero tan lines? 000
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Ran into someone I haven’t seen in years, and the first thing they said is wow you’re still so skinny… maybe let’s not comment on my body unprovoked 120
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 🧡 (Sasha Fierce and The Fame honorable mentions) 010
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Whoever has the fake grindr of me, thank you for making me 27 💅🏾 160
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 18/04/2025That first corporate paycheck… higher ed and non profits had me fucked up!!! 030
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 23/03/2025People ask me for dating advice and I’m like girl idk, fuck on the first date? 040
