eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The dead internet theory is especially evident on Twitter 000
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I told Patrick I need to learn how to make greens before the holidays, and now insta is showing me reel tutorials, shout out to my CIA agent 030
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If American Horror Story was real life, my personal hell would be a dick in my ass 020
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The communist lesbian bar story is also very reminiscent of both Boystown Chicago 2020 and the Berlin union fiasco iykyk 020
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That communist lesbian bar needs to go ahead and close, that was never a smart business model anyway and the owners clearly didn’t know what they were doing 020
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love fall, where my other hoodie wearing bitches at?? 130
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026TimTales hasn’t changed their name since Tim died and I think that’s beautiful 011
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Miley hasn’t had a good album since Plastic Hearts and I think it’s ok to say that 100
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My new favorite social media account is Ms Lisa shutting her house down 000
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When I post a selfie and everyone points out my bulge, even though I specifically chose a selfie that didn’t have a visible bulge 110
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m not at all surprised that Ed Sheeran, who is the musical equivalent of room temperature water, is too scared to express any opinion that might offend 010
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“If Martha Stewart can threaten to post her nudes, certainly I can post mine” - me to my therapist 000
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Customers asking me if my ass and lips are real, I think we’ve officially lost the plot 000
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Nvm I forgot I genuinely dislike his music but #FreePalestine 000
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Now I have to go intentionally stream a Macklemore song damnit 010
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My favorite dinosaur is the one in Jurassic Park that spit acid and ate Newman from Seinfeld 080
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wondering if people’s obsession with real life fucking being more and more aggressive and painful vs how more and more aggressive and violent porn is getting across the board is a chicken or the egg type of correlation 101
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I prefer my pop stars to not have a racist past, actually 000
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hey Siri, will going to Steamworks help clear my sinuses 020
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Some of your favorite content creators come into the bar and their cards get declined 030
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Me after any minor inconveniencestatic.klipy.comFuck My Drag RightALT: Fuck My Drag Right 010
eric. @ericthulhu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026LORD THEY GOT TIM CURRY TOOstatic.klipy.comBrandy Crying and FaintingALT: Brandy Crying and Fainting 000
