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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have a co-worker who’s a Star Wars fan and his gateway into the fandom was Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith. I guess it’s true that every story could be someone’s favorite.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Ahsoka is such an odd show because I cannot imagine it being accessible, or even appealing, to anyone who hasn’t spent the last few decades completely immersed in Star Wars lore.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The bottom of the barrel has finally been found

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Every single post on Threads related to Spider-Man or X-Men ‘97

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

All the discourse George Lucas stirred up has me wondering if he should really be expected to have good takes. This is the same George who went all-in with Ewoks in 1983 to 1986.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Remember when they made a Gollum game and it was one of the worst things to exist? Anyway, I wonder how the Gollum movie is gonna go.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Bosnia is using the strategy of trying to bore the US team to death

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I’m trying to be a disgruntled American, but then our team goes and has an amazing first half!

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Bluey: This Is Outrageous!

ALT: Bluey: This Is Outrageous!

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The “historical fact” that this was the first World Cup Opening with three red cards killed me

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Disgruntled Star Wars fans should really check in on the Doctor Who fandom right now. It could be so much worse.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Grizzled Harrison Ford voice: how are we going to get the Ark of the Covenant when we can’t even fit inside of the building?

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

In a couple of days, Star Wars is likely going to get run out of the box office by a He-Man movie. Welcome back 1985.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

And If you think that’s crazy, my wife and I had a baby in between the times Hayden reprised his role as Anakin on Obi-Wan Kenobi and Ahsoka.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

It’s weird that before The Mandalorian and Grogu, Embo’s last onscreen appearance was twelve years ago when Netflix dropped season six of The Clone Wars. His last appearance was literally two weeks before I started dating my wife and we celebrate our seventh wedding anniversary next month.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

It’s weird to me that there seems to be more shady business tactics and market manipulation associated with the Mando and Grogu movie than with a literal Michael Jackson biopic

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Something tells me that this would absolutely whip as a triple feature.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu seems like a culmination of the argument that “Star Wars SHOULD be empty calorie vibes” that has floated through popular consciousness since at least the lead-up to The Force Awakens, so to see such a tepid response gives me hope that we can finally put that idea to rest.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

slightly increase a band 4 and a half non blondes

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

He could be for the New Republic era what Jaxxon the six-foot green rabbit was for Original Trilogy era publishing.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Hayden Christensen isn’t a bad actor. He actually played Anakin TOO well. “His pick-up lines are terrible!” Yeah, he spent his formative years as a slave, then joined a group of celibate monks who made him suppress his trauma, leaving him emotionally stunted. How would any actor play that well?

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Deep Space Nine Cheers Frasier Game of Thrones King of the Hill Samurai Jack Justice League M*A*S*H Star Trek: The Next Generation Arrested Development Ted Lasso Parks and Recreation American Dad Bob’s Burgers X-Men 97

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

If you’d have told me sixteen years ago that Justin Bieber would become a reclusive weirdo doing anti-art stunts at Coachella, I probably would have been like “why are you sharing this with me? How did you get in my house?”

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Nine Inch Noize at Coachella blew my mind

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Bold of Fox to schedule the iHeart Radio Music Awards against Opening Day

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

And the song from the R-rated horror movie got the primetime slot too

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I just told my daughter to stop leaving cheese around the house. I’m not sure if my life has become a Weird Al song or a Nickelodeon show.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Seeing all these reunion videos Nathan Fillion is posting really drives the idea of them being the anti-Star Trek cast home for me

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I think at least on film, Grampa and Lily Munster predate Barnabas by three years

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

My two year old told me to shut up and used my name instead of “dad”. When they say the twos are terrible, they aren’t kidding.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

If you want to see some grade-A pandering right now, Variety’s Instagram seems to be supporting the protests at the Scream 7 premiere while Variety’s Facebook page is doing its best to try and diminish them.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has caused Threads to resurrect Game of Thrones discourse like its Summer 2019 all over again.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

They’re saying Embo is the “main” villain for Mandalorian and Grogu. I’m hoping it’s not true, but you have to admit that making the central antagonist a guy who Luke/Anakin/Rey would mop the floor with by the end of the first act is an interesting way to show the scale of the movie.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Trick question. The correct answer is 1974-1984.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Pedro and Benito are friends. There could be a cameo in The Mandalorian and Grogu

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Bad Bunny was definitely the best performance of the night, but the Seattle Seahawks are definitely giving him a run for his money

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

In 2026, this would have been the Super Bowl trailer for Return of the Jedi

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

This summer, The Mandalorian and Grogu will be revealed to be set in the same timeline where Darth Vader lost a duel to the Energizer Bunny and Colonel Sanders saved Naboo from the Trade Federation alongside a Pizza Hut Delivery Girl and the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

What we wanted was a trailer. What we got was a tv spot that matched the ambiguous vibe of those odd commercials from the eighties with R2-D2 and C-3PO warning us about the dangers of smoking or the importance of vaccines.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

So was the big revelation of Fallout season 2 that the major bad guys throughout most of the franchise are also the secret bad guys of the tv series? I still like the show, but that’s kinda weak.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Admittedly, this was not what I expected from a face reveal, but it certainly tracks.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I didn’t realize how bad 2025 was for new music until I watched the Best New Artist nominees at the Grammys.

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Burt Handsome @ericshotfirst.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a frustratingly slow burn if you’ve read the Dunk and Egg novellas

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