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Eric Selje

@ericselje.bsky.social
109 followers 71 following 97 posts

Artist, dog lover, and avid reader. Also blatant copier.

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Dr. Tamar E. Granor @tamargranor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People need to understand that when they don't get vaxed or don't vax their kids, the people they are putting at risk are children too young to be vaccinated and people whose immunity is compromised by disease or a physical condition. That is, the vulnerable are those who can't be vaccinated
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Reading this now and it’s tremendously entertaining!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
theonion.com
Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now
WASHINGTON—Saying the nation had enjoyed a perfectly adequate amount of dribbling, passing, and loud chanting, a new report published Tuesday confirmed that was enough soccer for now. “Welp, that was ...
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The issue with using an authentication app on your phone is that it requires you to pick up your phone and then 30m later you remember why you picked up your phone and the login has expired.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 31/03/2026
Today is Trans Day of Visibility.
Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York.
Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue.
We're fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.
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Giant Rick @giantrick.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I support appending a CVE number to every mention of Musk's name
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
How long until Elon buys up Monro just to get the CarX brand?
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I’ve been a @hiltonhonors.bsky.social member for a long time, but will now avoid ever staying at one.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
When you cut the salaried experts and then have to firefight constant emergencies with freelancers who rightfully charge a premium for their expertise and bill by the hour-
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 24/11/2025
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Wait, did they edit an interview? Did they not air every second? I heard that’s grounds for a multimillion lawsuit
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I just learned about Recency Bias and it’s now my favorite bias ever.
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
CBS Sunday Morning is now licking the boot. I’ll miss it but this is nauseating.
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
My data got breached on ParkMobile and all I got were four lousy 25 cent coupons.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism. I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I’ve never believed in ghosts, but an old iPod in the other room just turned itself on and played “Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence. #eerie
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The Skirmish on Drugs
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Hey @adammccalvy.bsky.social, any way we can get links in Brewers Beat to point to @bsky.app and not the other platform?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2025
56 Years Ago Today:
HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Suggestion for @mlb.com. Use the previous night’s HR contest total as the tiebreaker.
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Anthony Anderson’s mom should win an Emmy for her work on @jimmykimmel.com Live.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
You know what works better than thoughts and prayers? A functioning government.
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4rest4thetrees.bsky.social @4rest4thetrees.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Why the f are you conservatives banning Calvin and Motherfucking Hobbes now goddammit! What does that have to do with trans women in bathrooms or sports or whatever it is you are scared of these days??🤪🤪🤪 Y’all need to start taking cbd gummies or some shit like that and chill the eff out, my god!
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Two days in a row that a poor betting strategy cost the 3rd place contestant the win. Painful to watch.
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LGBTQ Shrink @drronholt.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Your child did not choose to be gay, but did choose to be honest with you about it. 🏳️‍🌈 Showing unconditional love and acceptance will have a huge positive impact on their life.
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Good morning #VirtualFoxFest. I remember my first time using the previous app was at #SouthwestFox. Such fun with the evil retweets.
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I like to believe the NYT Games are really an NSA recruitment tool and the scores and times really matter. #BeautifulLife
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Happy Birthday @davidgiard.bsky.social!
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David Giard @davidgiard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Our long national nightmare of lower prescription drug prices, falling crime rates, low unemployment, environmental investment, expanded healthcare, record stock market, record company profits, record job creation, increased trade with allies, and not pandering to white supremacists is finally over.
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Marty McGuire, NASA JPL Solar System Ambassador @backyardastroguy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
bsky.app/profile/back...
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I call my AI chatbot Barack Ollama.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/12/2024
There is a special place in hell for everyone who wants all federal employees to not be paid between now and January 20th.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It’s gotta sting to spend a trillion dollars on the metaverse and then realize people just want to be able to read posts without your dumb ass getting in the way
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I watched Idiocracy again over the weekend. Two things stood out: 1. When the president realized the country was in crisis, he reached out to the smartest guy in the world and then actually implemented his idea despite corporate outrage about lost profits. 2. He then named that guy Vice President.
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
I’ve been on BlueSky for less than a week and already have my first pornbot follower. It IS just like Twitter!
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Eric Selje @ericselje.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
You’re my Blue Sky You’re my Sunny Day Thanks for the invitation @tamargranor.bsky.social
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