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Eric Saul

@ericsaul.bsky.social
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Satirist-in-exile from Takoma Park. Architect. Baseball player. Creator of the Takoma Torch and The Nimbee. Gobbler of the Glizzies. I block douchebags.

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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Unfortunately, Gene Hackman passed away last year before he could play the role of Coach Cignetti for Hoosiers 2 #indianafootball
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Reminder that for the 4 years and 11 months that Trump has been president, not a single net job has been created. 2.2 million total jobs lost.
media.tenor.com
a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
Alt: a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It continues to perplex me that Americans entrusted power to someone whose entire life was defined by self-enrichment, as if he would suddenly engineer an economic system that served the public rather than himself.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I wrote a thing!
ggwash.org
A quirky Takoma Park needs quirky zoning
Quirk thrives in the cracks–in the messy mix of uses, people, and incomes that make a place feel alive. The irony is that to preserve Takoma Park’s quirky character, we may have to break from the zoni...
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The best thing we can do after it's built is call it the Ballroom of Mexico
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Patiently begging to see what we've designed for her. #barkitecture
Dog with chin resting on leg
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The Takoma Torch 🔥🐓 @takomatorch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Trump suck
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Say what you want about @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, at least he's fucking doing something to protect democracy instead of performative bullshit.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
It's so unfair to make a $2M profit and have to pay $700k in taxes. Please help these poor people.
businessinsider.com
This boomer couple would be hit with $700,000 tax bill if they sold their house
Joel and Kathryn Friedman, both 71, were encouraged by President Donald Trump's remarks in support of eliminating the capital gains tax on home sales.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I've learned that every neighborhood that appears nice and safe is just one public works fuck up from turning into Gotham City.
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Action Committee for Transit 👣🚲🚇🚍🚊🧑🏻‍🦽 @actfortransit.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Residents had concerns about "loss of available parking, lack of need, financial loss due to tree & landscaping removals, loss of environmental beauty & the 'natural feel' of the community, stranger danger, increased crime, littering, &, most of all, the worsening of stormwater flooding & erosion."
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Ok, Dan Creedon, show me where the experiment of single-family zoning created affordable housing? You can't buy a single family house in Arlington for under 800k and if so, it's in disrepair.
NIMBY moron statement
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
When "establishment Democrat" candidates win primaries, DSA claims corruption and then shits on the party. When DSA candidates win primaries, they expect to be embraced. And vice versa. Can't the entire party stop this childish bullshit and just commit to supporting the nominee? Big Tent!!
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
#ThanksObama
Trump predicts Obama will start war with Iran back in 2013
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Coaching the Dems in the Congressional Baseball Game is truly one of the coolest things I get to do.
Rep Morgan McGarvey (D-KY) jumps into Eric Saul's arms after hitting a triple.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My "way too early" list of 2028 Democratic Presidential Candidates: Wes Moore Pete Buttigieg Kamala Harris Gavin Newsom Gretchen Whitmer Andy Beshear And I'd be very happy with any of these being our next President.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It's wild that Takoma Park residents living next to the metro station are complaining about a high density development replacing the surface parking lot there. Their complaint? Not enough parking spaces. I guess these environmentalists need to drive 2 blocks? SMH
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The tough man backed down like a little baby.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You know, GOP, you all could have impeached him. We gave you two opportunities.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The idiot actually started a trade war. WTAF
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If NIMBYs get to limit housing, can we also limit the number of cars per household? I mean traffic is the biggest complaint they make when opposing more housing, so why not just directly fix the issue causing the traffic?
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Eric and two bees
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Um...
Bowie (Chesapeake) Baysox new logo with oyster in a mitt
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Thoughts?
Grandma should pay more property taxes
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Wait, I thought he was promoting electric vehicles in front of the White House yesterday?
NPR article about Trump administration slamming the brakes on government adopting electric vehicles
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Oh look, the government is helping Elon
Tesla sucks
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Adam Pagnucco @adampagnucco.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
montgomeryperspective.com
Where Should We Draw the Line? - Montgomery Perspective
By Adam Pagnucco. Suppose you sign up to receive “news and information” from county government.  Afterwards, the ensuing emails and texts contain opinions from the...
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The Takoma Torch 🔥🐓 @takomatorch.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“This is a human rights violation,” said Greg Thompson, an American tourist clutching a now-pricey ‘Toronto Moose Hockey Club’ hoodie in a Miami airport gift shop. “Without this, I’ll be forced to admit I’m from Ohio. Do you have any idea how humiliating that is?”
takomatorch.com
Pretending to Be From Canada While on Vacation Now 25% More Expensive
WASHINGTON, DC – Americans looking to escape international embarrassment by posing as Canadians abroad are now facing a major setback: a 25% tariff on all “I’m from Canada” …
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
#MakeElonPoor
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The Takoma Torch 🔥🐓 @takomatorch.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Zelenskyy and moron
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Must be hard to talk about foreign policy with the guy sitting across from you fucking a couch
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I'd rather not have the Washington Post exist at all if it means billionaire oligarchs get to control the narrative. I know journalism is struggling right now, but for the love of god, stop selling your souls to the highest bidder whose goal is to suppress speech!!
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
GOP take note: Zelensky just showed you how to use your spine to stand up to a tyrant.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Does anybody want to buy my US Citizenship for $5 Million?
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d. reed, crisp & juicy enjoyer 🦀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇾 @justupthepike.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I have had this sitting in my tabs for five days, just thinking about it. old bay on ice cream, what hath god wrought dc.eater.com/2025/2/21/24...
A screenshot from the interview with Wes Moore about Old Bay, with the quote highlighted: “Obviously I have Old Bay on my crabs or a burger. I put Old Bay on ice cream.”
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My neighborhood is debating new sidewalks, so of course I couldn't resist joining in on all the fun. Here is my testimony I sent to @mcdotnow.bsky.social
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Dear local politicians: It's unfair that you've burdened me and others to attend public forums to fight against NIMBY bullshit because you lack the courage to do what's right. If you sent a message that you reject their fascist views, maybe you'll disarm them from dominating your public forums.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The sidewalk debate continues. Our quiet little neighborhood might get a couple more bikes riding through it. Oh no!! And our "rural" character 1/4 mile from a major metro station is going to be ruined with a new sidewalk on one side of the street! Whatever will we do!
More nonsense
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Our neighborhood is debating new sidewalks so if course the PhDs are asserting their weird theories to oppose them. My favorite: People have a better social experience walking together down the middle of the road and a sidewalk will destroy their ability to interact. You can't make this stuff up
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
MAGAs only believe in free market competition unless they are losing. That's why those who didn't put in the effort in school, job training, sports, life, etc. got beat out by those who did, and now want to change the rules to cater to their low-performing, unnecessary abilities.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It's weird that all the people that work for shit wages for shitty corporations are mad at well-paid federal employees that love their employer. And instead of demanding that their shitty corporation treat them better, they demand that federal employees also be treated like shit. Make it make sense.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I just learned that The Simpsons is still on the air. I don't know a single person that still watches it.
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The Takoma Torch 🔥🐓 @takomatorch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“I see this as a humane solution. Americans shouldn’t have to spend every moment of their lives realizing they live in a dystopian nightmare,” RFK Jr. explained, before adding, “We should reserve those moments for when they leave the country and suddenly remember everything all at once.”
takomatorch.com
New Government ‘Severance’ Program Makes Living in America More Palatable
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Newly appointed Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced a revolutionary brain implant inspired by the hit Apple TV show “Severance,&#8…
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I wish people read charts instead of listening to idiots.
The percentage of federal employees relative to US population keeps declining
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Trump just got played by Putin.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
SNL totally disrespected Sinead O'Connor tonight.
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Let's fucking go!
Children's book with swear words
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
If you want to know the impact of federal employee layoffs on our economy: 4 of my clients lost their jobs, a combined salary of around $500k, then paused or canceled their planned home renovations valued at a combined $1.5M. That's a huge impact for only 4 layoffs! Protect our Federal Workers!
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Eric Saul @ericsaul.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Cities are not museums.
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