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Erich with an Axe

@erichwithanh.bsky.social
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Singer-songwriter guy who uses a plastic pumpkin as a tip jar. Once a burly barkeep shook my hand and called me a “mother%&ing bard.” Best compliment I ever got.

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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 17h
When Trump picks you, it’s tool assisted by default.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What Roger Rabbit sees when he looks at his wife
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She looks like Dr. Samuel Beckett Quantum Leaped into an anthropomorphic Spirit Halloween
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I graduated from Old Orchard Beach High School. The rest of my family is still there. I stock up on Moxie when I’m visiting. Ayuh.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I drink Moxie because I like it. Not because it tastes like something you’d try on a bet.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That started the whole world nesting?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lil, the dancing lady from Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s me. Hi, I’m the problem it’s me.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cena evil
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why’d you post a photo of an empty parking spot?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That face.... looks like a real Road to Dem-ass-kiss moment.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Up Schmitt’s Creek
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DLSS-Waluigi-NoMustacheMod.exe
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exhibit Y
Yoda. From Star Wars. Looks like a Muppet but he’s wrinkled and green.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump has resting Yoda face
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like how the first and last steps are synonyms.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Tetons, slams grand YOU!
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BACKROOMS was built by Nathan Fielder to spend all of HBO’s money.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a typo. Supposed to say “He Kill Her Apes”
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boss Kong: You’re hired!!!
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I see a little silhouette-o of a service fee
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/lOf-0Mur7t4?...
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The Rolling Stones - We Love You (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ABKCOVEVO
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Written by the dad from GREMLINS!
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Soup or intelligence?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“WITH a guaranteed hardon but not FROM a guaranteed hardon!” —Hardon truthers, probably
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Worst Transformer ever
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Phew
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can I watch “V for Vendetta” if I haven’t seen “V one Vendetta” through “V three Vendetta”?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tfw you are one confectionary temptation from winning a chocolate factory.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here I am, minding my own business, listening to The Best of Blondie, and holy cow I think the viral hit "Wiseguys From Mars" is directly inspired by "Rapture"! (Melody, music, and especially the section where Debbie Harry raps about someone from Mars eating cars): youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...
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Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hard to tell which one is which when you can’t see their faces.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m addicted to buying Japanese vinyl. So clean, so crisp, so beautiful.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean… what a weird, great track listing.
Track listing:

SIDE A

1. EAT IT
2. THEME FROM ROCKY XIII
3. I LOVE ROCKY ROAD
4. KING OF SUEDE
5. I LOST ON JEOPARDY
6. MY BOLOGNA

SIDE B

1. RICKY
2. THE BRADY BUNCH
3. STOP DRAGGIN' MY CAR AROUND
4. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS
5. POLKAS ON 45*
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I bought this off eBay I thought it could fix me. I was right.
The Japan-only Weird Al compilation album “Eat It” with gorgeous hand-drawn cover art of Al in a white jacket eating a hot dog suggestively.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe if they put him in suspenders and gave him a cheeky segment called “Did I Douthat?”
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“A big strong horse came up to me…. tears in his eyes… he said sir… we saw you from across the pasture and like your vibe.”
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can tell from the photo they were outstanding in their field.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THE DONALD J. TRUMP TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They use wicker in place of the burgers because it looks more realistic in photos.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Was the Grunk there?"
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Twilight Zone pitch: Jars of pickles fill the stands for what they’re been told is the public execution of whatever pickles are racist against, but in the end the curtain goes up and the pickles realize they are targets in a carnival ball-throwing game.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They Might Be Giblets
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pictured: Natalie and Trump in Ireland.
Can of Harp lager next to a top-heavy glass of yellow-orange beer with a weird head on top.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you don’t book the venue he played in for 39 consecutive nights, pay people to fill the room, and play the CD over the sound system to reenact the show to experience it fully, are you even a fan?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More like 9-11 hours of sleep a day...
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*SNIKT!* (uses claws carefully on a scratch-off ticket)
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Isaac Chotiner should interview Nathan Fielder, or vice versa.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Worked for me!
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oops. Should have gone with “I think that’s the junk drawer”
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah but my phone keeps falling out.
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