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Erich with an Axe

@erichwithanh.bsky.social
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Singer-songwriter guy who uses a plastic pumpkin as a tip jar. Once a burly barkeep shook my hand and called me a “mother%&ing bard.” Best compliment I ever got.

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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Up Schmitt’s Creek
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump has resting Yoda face
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BACKROOMS was built by Nathan Fielder to spend all of HBO’s money.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boss Kong: You’re hired!!!
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Soup or intelligence?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here I am, minding my own business, listening to The Best of Blondie, and holy cow I think the viral hit "Wiseguys From Mars" is directly inspired by "Rapture"! (Melody, music, and especially the section where Debbie Harry raps about someone from Mars eating cars): youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...
youtu.be
Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I bought this off eBay I thought it could fix me. I was right.
The Japan-only Weird Al compilation album “Eat It” with gorgeous hand-drawn cover art of Al in a white jacket eating a hot dog suggestively.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THE DONALD J. TRUMP TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They Might Be Giblets
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pictured: Natalie and Trump in Ireland.
Can of Harp lager next to a top-heavy glass of yellow-orange beer with a weird head on top.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Isaac Chotiner should interview Nathan Fielder, or vice versa.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All I want is underwear with pockets is that too much to ask?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stanley Tucci’s character in Hunger Games, except it’s Jiminy Glick.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't know. I think the new Trump coin looks good.
The Trump coin tweet except Trump's embossed face is replaced with Han Solo frozen in carbonite (and likely mourning the loss of our basic freedoms in the United States a long time in the future and far away).
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Where did I go to school? Nunya University, in the business school. That’s right. Nunya U. Business
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good night, you wild and untamed genius…
youtu.be
I'm Going Home
YouTube video by Tim Curry - Topic
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goodbye Dolly…
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Working my way through a stack of Japanese vinyl records I just got and remembering how damn good this album is.
Irish New Wave band the Boomtown Rats’ album “The Fine Art of Surfacing” featuring a painting of a swimmer from underwater, with the top of his head above the water. Japanese pressing with obi strip.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I can’t remember if I posted about this, but I was playing a gig a couple weeks back and a kid approached and very seriously asked if I was really playing or just faking it because he couldn’t see my guitar strings vibrate. The kids are indeed alright.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Vote or the love child of Pac-Man and Clyde will chase you down a dark alley.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I was expecting it to sound similar but not EXACTLY like the Fountains of Wayne song. YIKES! I mean JINKIES! I mean, go on Chris get their smasses!
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They look like washed-up small market drive time morning DJs called, like, "Hammer and the Snood on WFRT!!!"
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Always check for vinyl at yard sales.
The cover art for Twilight Zone the Movie original soundtrack. It features a large field of stars above the words down by a silhouetted horizon.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
More like ThirstyCop
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pigtricia Arquette? Patricia Porkquette? Harmony Hormel?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
With these new glasses I am entering my Buck Henry dotage.
My old ass, wearing new round black rimmed glasses.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You: This is how I became the Joker. Steve Miller: This is how I became the smoker and the midnight toker.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ah, good ol’ Lindsey Graham! Sorry… phone autocorrected “dead” to “good.” Anyway, I’m glad he’s good.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Damn they broke my bones
Two Styx albums (Grand Illusion and Pieces of Eight) and two Rolling Stones albums (Some Girls and Sticky Fingers).
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The head is the foot of the top half of the body.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is bad, right…? You don’t “urgently” hire a “research director” to “stand up to the wealthy elite and fight for Mainers” if you’re planning on dropping out… right??? www.daybook.com/job/research...

Daybook @DaybookJobs

Job Opportunity!

Graham Platner for U.S. Senate is immediately hiring a Research Director to develop a comprehensive research and vetting strategy and build comprehensive defense strategies and rapid-response toolkits. Salary range of $7k –$11k/monthJob listing on Daybrook dot com “urgently hiring” a research director for the Platner campaign Job Description

Research Director

Location: Maine

Salary: $7,000–$11,000/month, based on experience

Start Date: Immediate

Graham Platner for U.S. Senate is looking for an experienced Research Director to lead our research efforts.

As Research Director, you will develop and execute a comprehensive research and vetting strategy to ensure the campaign has the strategic intelligence needed to take on billionaire-backed politicians. The ideal candidate will have experience conducting opposition and self-research for a federal campaign, be highly organized, and bring a sharp, analytical, and rapid-response approach to political strategy.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
First on-set photos from WIDOWS BAY season two
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Why are they showing the Dianetics commercial from the ‘90s?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What if they gave an orgy and no one came?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Why, here’s Lady Liberty herself!
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
How can we make the bends sound hip and fun?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Like a modern day Narcissus, he could not stop staring at his own reflection in the pool...
Non-A.I. image of Trump's face on the moss-covered character played by Stephen King in Creepshow, with the title: "The Lonesome Death of Jowly Venal"
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Welcome to the new corporate America. We respond to company emails with hearts and use exclamation marks at the end of every sentence.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
TC Tuggers-ass plane
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That scene from TOTAL RECALL where Benny says he wishes he had three hands but he’s talking to an N64 controller.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
LET ME EAT THE PORTOBELLO GOOMBA
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
D.C.'s first congressional rep will be a Ninja Turtle.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Joe Rogan looks like he’s a suspicious gift left by the Greeks at the gates of Troy, filled with smaller Joe Rogans. A J’rogan Horse, if you will.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
tfw Spectrum doesn’t cancel Corncob TV.
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My wife hates it when I call my vasectomy “child-proofing”
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Most people don’t know dumb has a B
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Can you do the fandango?
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“The Corbomite Maneuver …in Bed”
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek the Original Series title shot: “Spock & Carol & Ted & Uhura”
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Erich with an Axe @erichwithanh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
GO to Shark Island for the affair, STAY to have your penis reattached.
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