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I believe in Mr. Greve

@ericgreve.bsky.social
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is not a drill. The Chicago White Sox have won a playoff series.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hmmm. Natalie Harp…harp…harpy. Can a journalist ask her to prove she isn’t a half woman, half bird soul sucker? A harpy is a mythical creature from Greek and Roman mythology with the head and upper body of a woman and the wings and body of a bird. Their name means "snatchers".
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Harpy Kevin
ALT: Harpy Kevin
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The enema of my enemy is my friend.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When inquiring about my height my Japanese relatives invariably ask “how high are you?” and I feel like there’s a Cheech and Chong reboot in there somewhere.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I think the worst part of being a giant is probably seeing how dusty it is on top of everyone’s bookshelves and refrigerators.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You can’t spell regret without egret. Anyway, I’m real sorry for I did to all them birds.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Inspired by Liz Truss, I offer the Graham Platner peach. I bought it a few days ago already, so it/he won’t last long.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think the pope should decide who wins this match between Portugal and Spain.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You’re not Ghana believe the end of that match.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He could have gotten this done in one year.
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He’s studied procrastination for 40 years. Here’s what he’s learned.
After so many years studying procrastination, Joseph Ferrari has some thoughts about why you can’t seem to get anything done — and how to fix that.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Uncle Fester as your local TV weatherman.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What lyric has aged the worst? I propose “you don’t have to watch Dynasty…to have an attitude” from Prince’s “Kiss”. Still a great song, but no one under 30 knows what the hell you’re talking about, Prince.
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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 18/03/2026
Dems posted sizable overperformances in two PA specials tonight but ran well behind the top of the ticket in VA. All were very red districts, especially in PA. PA HD-79: 17-pt overperformance PA HD-193: 18-pt over VA HD-97: 10-pt under Our complete Big Board: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I relate to this cartoon bear more with each passing day.
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Shouting Bear
YouTube video by dchav5150
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kid Rock handed his Grammy to Kevin Sorbo and Ted Nugent’s adopted child.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Larry Ellison is everywhere.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Me, when I take the last piece of pizza.
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I believe in Mr. Greve @ericgreve.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Ah, Barcelona. Renown for its culture, its fashion, its fine cuisine, and for the shitting figurines in the nativity scene.
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 05/12/2024
The voiceover in A Christmas Story is insufferable. Just cutesy overwrought garbage. I’ve always felt this way, but I can’t hold it in anymore
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