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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one.

@ericb013.bsky.social
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Discover timeline nailed this one
Screenshot of 2 Skeets from my timeline:

1. Matt Gertz skeet "Is it bad that the White House demonstrates casual disregard for the rule of law." 

2. Second skeet is from S.E. Danesti "The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We got both kinds!
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So I'm flying out of Las Vegas, and the beer kiosk is still closed at 11 a.m.? Do better. (Honestly, I wouldn't, but I'm surprised it's still closed on a Saturday.)
Beer kiosk at Harry Ried Airport in Las Vegas. Closed
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
29 million gallons that were *unaccounted for*? $150,000? In 4 months? (They say 9-15 months, but still) But we have to have smart flush toilets? We make people pay for the excesses of industry. It's similar to how we let farms run-off nutrients but limit phosphates in cleaners.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
So...she gets it, but she still doesn't get it?
The whole affair made something clear: for many on the right, their past tolerance of gay and bi people who aligned with them on a few pet issues was never rooted in principle. It was always about convenience. We were never truly accepted — just temporarily useful. And now that some of us have outlived our political utility, they’re more than happy to throw us to the wolves the moment the opportunity arises
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Perfection
A screenshot of two posts, one quoting Trump's post about accepting the Pakistani proposal to open the Strait, and the second post is a joke about threatening to burn the garden shed down unless there are pizza rolls for supper, but backing down after his mom says pizza rolls will be on the shopping list.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The timeline Def got this right
A screenshot of two posts, one quoting Trump's post about accepting the Pakistani proposal to open the Strait, and the second post is a joke about threatening to burn the garden shed down unless there are pizza rolls for supper, but backing down after his mom says pizza rolls will be on the shopping list.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
And he's so ungrateful. Imagine if anyone with power treated him like he treats them. What would happen, for example, if SCOTUS decided to burn his presidency to the ground because he keeps criticizing them. I can only dream.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
So...someone is posting Twins fan stuff with the Pat's fan hashtags that they presumably just copypasta'ed by accident from their other account, but is there a way to block all astroturf engagement farmers? They ruin everything. And I don't care about baseball.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is the plate on the ICE vehicle using handicap placard
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"According to ICE's own data, none of its officers have been killed by an immigrant in the agency's history." But they need all the tactical gear and masks?
According to ICE's own data, none of its officers have been killed by an immigrant in the agency's history.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The discover timeline is kinda funny sometimes. Like, no, it's not really related, but it almost is?
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
What was Trump telling the judge about there not being broad public interest in the Epstein files?
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Tony Clark raises an interesting point by constructing this strawman. Is Bill Clinton an irredeemable POS? Probably, but he was subjected to the processes at hand, and unfortunately held largely unaccountable. He doesn't appear to be a pedophile. Investigate. It looks like Trump is. Investigate.
Tony Clark post: 

By the way, anyone excusing Clinton for having adulterous sex with Monica Lewinsky because she was 22, and that therefore it was an acceptable and appropriate manner for the President of the United States to treat a White House intern should shut the fuck up and delete their account.

And was it OK for Bill Clinton to expose himself to Paula Jones and pressure her to have sex, and later defame her, because she was 24 at the time?
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Like, whenever they go to the forest? Or take a quick drive to the presumably eastern coastal city of Metropolis?
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
My tattoo
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Peter Griffin color chart meme
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The scale of death he is responsible for is truly staggering. If he and Stephen Miller don't end up at the Hague with Tom Homan, there is no justice. Rubio belongs there, too, for going along with it.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I haven't figured out what has stopped this picture from being relevant. Like, we only see a small fraction of the craziness, and you're telling me NOBODY HAS A GOODAMN PROBLEM with what's happening?
Douglas Niedermeyer end card from Animal House
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
If he'd said that to my uncle, those elevator doors would not have saved him.
Mike Tyson saying social media made people too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I'm waiting for this one to become relevant
Douglas Niedermeyer end card from Animal House. For no reason whatsoever.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Dyeing potatoes? In this economy?
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Tariffs? Good thing for Husted there are no auto manufacturers in Ohio that rely on *imported components*. Oh, wait...
Google map of results when you search ohio auto manufacturing plants
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The worst person you know just made a great point guy
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Rod Hilton was right
Rod Hilton learning for a fact that Elon Musk is dangerously stupid.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I keep seeing this in my head. Apropos of nothing...
Animal House end card on Lt. Niedermeyer
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Apropos of nothing, this image keeps coming to mind...
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Apropos of nothing, I leave this here...
An end credits outtake from Animal House says:

Douglas C. Niedermeyer '63 
Killed in Vietnam by his own troops
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Keeping Musk away from the Whitehouse?
The worst person you know
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Between more lousy nominees and capitulation to FOX, we already have plenty, thanks.
Erik the Rural Juror's comment is sandwiched between two shitty pieces of news.
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Dr. Shrinker
Still from Dr. Shrinker (Jay Robinson and Billy Barty)
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