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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 1h

sometimes being the black sheep of the family just means you're better than your family I know i am

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 1h

I don't get out enough -gets out more- hey this fuckin sucks I wanna go home, what have we done to the world

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 2h

I'll honor him with my own dirtbaggery

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 8h

"scifi was a mistake" they're naming the scifi machines after fantasy standards 🤷‍♀️ genre is irrelevant, evil is evil

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 9h

is he named that because of Kingdom Come Deliverance? Benevolent Dirtbag Henry is what I call my Henry

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 9h

tell them about the Battle of Agincourt and let them go play with sticks in a mud hole

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 12h

Atomfall is a cool game, I wish they'd make a sequel -looks around- ... oh

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

it should be considered witchcraft, how good my Macho Man Randy Savage impression is I will not prove it to the open internet, you must earn this performance from me

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

yellow black and brown because no sleep and full communication with cats? I'll take over the fucking world

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"please dont rob my grave" vs "you know I would kinda like my most prized possessions to still see use after me"

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'll allow 60% of it behind closed doors

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

ever have one of those nights where you're just like "ugh fuck goddamn I just miss David Lynch so much"

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

if Sweating Bullets was on Rust In Peace I could say "shame Megadeth only made the one album"

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I can use this word because I live in NWA

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

little boxes? on my hillside? it's more ticky than you tacky

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Zappa probably wouldn't but he would also be okay with you telling him to fuck off

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

look down, the biggest roach you've ever seen is having a good day

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

if I had a nickel for every time someone who actually understood what made a King story good got to direct a King adaptation, I'd have... I dunno, not much, like i could get a pack of gum in 1997

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

-violently shakes camera without raising voice-

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

and if YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU can believe it it's a Friday again

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

never forget, David Lynch and Dolly Parton would genuinely, whole-heartedly want you to have a great day

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it was a lot easier to defend Tubi and Pluto as ad tier only services when half those ads weren't right wing hate campaigns or hideous ai gambling

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it's always a Lambo, I want more high effort designs on mid range cars give me back my mass market Sport Quattro dammit

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

don't be surprised Flanagan made a bad King adaptation, the man is an established director who pulls high budgets and still prefers Kubrick's Shining over King's miniseries, he clearly does not understand what makes a narrative engaging

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

arguing with the sleep demon about which soundtrack for a mediocre game or movie they pulled it from nobody has that song on the album it's actually from

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

damn this is what I completely missed I guess probably still won't work on the Diablo because whoever made it went all out, full wrap background with the Magi designs, then a giant multi panel Asuka that looks like official art

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

shouldn't have made this joke, now it's stuck in my head

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

tbh I'd rather see the Priest guys retiring and taking care of themselves, than spending the last of their health on still touring for us if any band has earned some fucking rest, it's Priest

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm still upset we can't transfer our older designs and cars anymore, I want my Evangelion Diablo I got off the auction house in 5 a few years ago

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"trans people, here's why you should be learning a martial art and rage screaming at the top of your lungs in the streets" there we go

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I should take all my Adidas stuff that's too worn out to wear anymore and make a big cloak with it, then show up to the ren faire as The Knight of the Three Stripes

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

sleep paralysis but it's a guy from the 00s going "bet you never heard this song before" and turning on Guilty by Gravity Kills

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I remember her spoiling the ending and going "oops" during a press interview more than I remember the movie

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

damn can't i just take a nap without waking up to live streaming executions and a fascist murder in NYC? it's almost like we, collectively, should do something

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I genuinely feel a little bad every time I have to kill a leshen in the Witcher just minding their own business, living the nature life, tending to a gnarly ass tree, as one does i should have been a leshen, perhaps I once was

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

-gestures esoterically- -cashier appears confused-

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