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@eremsordes.bsky.social
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they/she, late-ish 30s, poly-ace, feral housewife, modern peasant, drinker of smoke, chicken martyr, Certified Dune Snob™️ decalcified consciousness stumbling and wobbling through samsara out of spite mene mene tekel Oops!-harsin

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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 4h
sometimes I'm not sure what my ratio is between "can't sleep because of insomnia" or "can't sleep because of trauma saying people will be upset with me for being tired"
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 5h
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble implying the quoted post is his quote
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 5h
I think in many cases it's less an "the average person doesn't know how to spot AI" problem and more of a "the average person doesn't know how to actually pay attention to what the fuck they're looking at for more than a couple seconds" problem
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 6h
dbeat but the snare is a sample of me popping my toes
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 6h
I do not want personalized music my personality sucks, why would I listen to this?
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 7h
okay yeah I'm on his side if it's the agreed upon title that makes you understand what's being referred to in your language, that's the title anyone who disagrees probably says "subs not dubs" and includes Cowboy Bebop in that because they actually hate fun
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 7h
anime title discourse? the title is the title in the language the people discussing it are speaking might as well argue if it's offensive to type out the Romaji instead of actual Japanese characters is Russian still Russian if you wrote it in Cyrillic script? the fuck is language even for y'all?
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10h
wouldn't it be some shit if, after all this time, they were like "actually it's pronounced porta-sheed"
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10h
dude almost backed into me walking across the parking lot and flipped me off because yes honey I'm the one that did something wrong
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 10h
just fyi i don't do nearly as many drugs as my demeanor would make you think
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 11h
"how would you get through your day?" the same fucking way we all have for going on a few millennia now with drugs, duh
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 11h
been watching more Esoterica and the like lately, it's always been a hobby, but now I'm like... oh god am i a bit religious? secularly religious lol
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 13h
I love this man so much if I could choose one video for every victim of toxic religion to give their undivided attention to, it might be this one
youtu.be
Esoterica: A Religious Renaissance
YouTube video by Gnostic Informant
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 16h
wow it does not take much to make discover feed think you're Catholic
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 16h
a thing that led to me realizing I was ace is that I still very much really, really love looking at hot people and appreciate bodies the same way I do paintings or music, I just... never thought the other stuff was worth the effort and bodily stress it requires
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 18h
so Eggers' Nosferatu is like local old rich man tired of country living upends his life to fuck with some guy whose hot, bored wife accidentally sent him a horny psychic dm, thinks city living and a hot young girlfriend will fix him, gets murdered
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 19h
goddamn I would make such a good Slavic vampire
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 19h
the feminine urge to become a revenant terrorizing a hypocritical community after my death
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 20h
find you someone who loves you as aggressively as Richard Brake yells FUCK
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 22h
well duh it's in my name
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 22h
"ducks have corkscrew penises"
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
conbred
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
does the Modern History TV guy know how well loved he is in the black metal community?
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
huh
youtu.be
It's always like this before a revolution...
YouTube video by Ex Libris
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that's it, we're doomed, it's game over man
Fortnite adds Five Nights at Freddy's
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
his tax has indeed been paid
Lord Sosig, our majestic yet partially feral trauma sink, proudly surveying his fiefdom with the trash i still haven't taken out in the background
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes you just gotta walk in circles in your kitchen idly eating string cheese to The God Of Lying while the cat is demanding his cheese tax
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thank you Gorillaz and doing dishes for being there when I doom spiral good "shut brain down" activity
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
music is a bottomless rabbit hole where more has been forgotten than is praised it's dead choirs all the way down and it's beautiful even when it's not supposed to be
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"you just hate pop music" yes, I do, and you should too the people determining pop music right now are not musicians or people who have your best interests in mind
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[thunder and pensive music]
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
establishing my clout in the country music discussion: I'm from Dolly Parton's hometown and regularly smoke a corn cob pipe, no shit my word is law
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twin Peaks: The Straights are Not Okay
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so much of Twin Peaks season 2 would have gone much more smoothly if these bitches would have just communicated openly as a polycule
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my brain moves so fast that I'll say shit like this at the same time I'm thinking "damn I wish Guitar Hero was still cool"
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ya know it's kind of a wild internal experience to be an eternal optimist forever drawn to all the beauty in the world, but being forced to be a bit of a logistical doomer in spite of myself through observation I promise I flail against my doom tendencies as hard as i can
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish I knew how (or had the energy) to do these "every frame in order" accounts because I'd make a ton of them for all kinds of old broadcast media
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blood Incantation live at Pompeii
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the world that made me watch and sit with Schindler's List as a child, being told clearly the severity of these actions, is gone it's on us, cumulatively, that this is even possible in the modern world
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is a way to interpret the Book of Matthew as ultimately meaning "mind your own fucking business"
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fuckin fine let's get El Lago over with only bad part of RE4, either version
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's a certain point where you've played RE4 so much, so many times, where some areas end up feeling like I'm just being mean to these people outside of parts like Waterhalls, Leon is the biggest threat to anything in any given room
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Abel Hanuemann rapturously watching scrap code dumps on the voidship bridge
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
remember being like 18 and playing RE4 on GameCube when you had that day where you realized you can actually "win" a round of Mercenaries? no human being has ever felt as powerful as that kid does hearing "enemies cleared"
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rogue Trader has one of the most beautiful and loving examples of a character clearly meant to have a more extreme form of autism recovering from trauma I've ever seen consistently surprising me that a 40k game was written by obviously good people with important things to say
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yes Paul it's very sad that you were blinded by illegal construction equipment and your son (no not the dead one, the other one) turned into a hyper fascist, but we're gonna need you to come inside and help with the dishes
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yes honey, I'm sure when all the humans are dead and the planet is struggling to recover from the damage we did, it will be very, very important how civil you were when talking to bad people
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E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️ @eremsordes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
leading your argument with "is everyone ready to be normal about this" is signaling that you're about to speak garbage nothing is "normal" about what is happening to the world right now, fuck you for expecting us to react normally, that's how we got here in the first place
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