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New Orc City

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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mission accomplished
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh hey, this finally fits! Guess i can take the tag off now. I can't believe I thought I would fit into this 60ish pounds ago.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Going out driving shirtless like a cheap WHORE
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have a houseguest, and she is now big enough to get up on the couch unassisted. She is officially a menace
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I watched one video and now Tiktok has decided I like beards, bellies, and tonberries. I didn't even know how much tonberry content there was.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Abiotic Factor is moderately less spooky when you're playing as a cuddly yeen nerd. Moderately.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm rarely dissatisfied being single but it would be nice to have a romantic picnic at these scenic spots, rather than crunching on snacks hunched over like a monster.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Got a friend staying with me this week
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Also in the event of thunderstorm the official policy of the park is "fuck off and die" so that's fun
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Today's park was Gillette Castle State Park! Lovely views of the river and a nice building even if I couldn't go inside
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I should resume my playthrough of the series. I'd stopped partway through Revelations because it had so many shooty assault rifle sections. Even wanting to absolutely wreck this man's hole didn't keep me engaged. 😔
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Great. My neighbors have now put up a....well.... I'm not sure what this is.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Are these insects fucking in public?! I'm calling the police!
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Pictured: THE Richard "Rich" Storytelling! I've got a thing for satyrs. They're in my top 10 monster men and that's a very competitive list
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Then you can move on to this one!!
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That vent cost me $30k. (Along with other vents. And a whole ass heating/cooling system)
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I can finish these this weekend right? I've got Monday off, plenty of time.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Might have gotten a wee bit hooked on the Dungeon Crawler Carl series
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Nice little stack of books arrived today! Should keep me occupied through February.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Damn, first DB Cooper is menaced by Bigfoot, now he's threatened by a minotaur?! He's got it rough! Yes, that's DB Cooper. No, it's not smut. No, I have no idea who could look at that and think it doesn't look horny. The minotaur is naked for God's sake. Put a loincloth on if you're not porn!!
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Pervert. That's someone's daughter.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The best part of ANE is this extremely cool one legged pigeon that hangs around the hotel
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
ANE pic for the socials media.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I just wanted a mocktail recipe, now I possess forbidden seltzer knowledge!!
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Me too, amaryllis. Me too.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
You have excellent taste, sir! I'd recently started it after seeing a bunch of shorts on YouTube.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
These are both from X-Men books. They watch Twin Peaks, and agent Val Cooper's brother, who is an FBI agent, is involved in a case about a girl wrapped in plastic. Turns out when your writers toss in pop culture asides all the time you get this nonsense!
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
On the other hand, reading Excalibur has been an absolute pleasure, especially when Chris Claremont or Alan Davis are on the title. Meggan is a fucking delight, and if anything bad ever happens to her I'll burn the Marvel universe to the ground
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
So uhhhhh.... thanks grandma. That may or may not have been the trip I bought this toy which awakened further things in me. No idea why this all happened the one week a year I was in Pennsylvania.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Since I'm reading some 90s comics, I looked into the 90s comic bubble, and saw some Valiant comics splash page which made me think of, for the first time in decades, about Archer and Armstrong.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Huh, this art for X Factor 40 looks a touch different, I wonder who did the pencils.....NOOOOOOO (In all seriousness he's a perfectly fine artist, just with some noticeable stylistic tics, but was the vanguard of the excesses of 90s comics which went very wrong)
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I react exactly the same as She-Thing when forced to go to a parade
As various Marvel characters attempt to get her to be enthusiastic about attending a parade She-Thing thinks "I want to die"
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Neglected to take a picture before cutting so compare purple beard me from this weekend to now.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Nothing else to do today, might as well hack off a chunk of my beard Had fun with the grizzled mountain man look for a while but time to change things up.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Yes? Can I help you?"
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The silver lining is that the Dazzler book got a truly SPECTACULAR run of Bill Sienkiewicz cover art for several issues. I especially love the Thriller knockoff (in the story a director attempts to fake an on set accident for the Michael Jackson knockoff which, given it came out in 1984...too soon)
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Did she follow up on the musical success with tours? No. Did she release another album? No. Did anyone even recognize her? No. Instead she gets a graphic novel where she is stalked by, (what we would now recognize as) assaulted by, and ultimately falls in love with THIS MAN.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I was briefly the meme with math over my confused face until I found out Chris Claremont just referenced singer Maddy Prior twice, once as a throwaway character and then shortly after a massively important one.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Fucking Merlin....
Merlin, fucking things up by creating a gem to make people invincible or something
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Dazzler continues to surprise, I figured she channeled the power of disco but it turns out she's actually powered by ...Pink Floyd?! (Truthfully that's no surprise- her comic premiered two years after Disco Sucks/Disco Demolition Night, so the genre was already out of favor 🤓)
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Dazzler is introduced the next issue - this is an exceptionally FABULOUS pair of issues- and this line about broke my brain, but she is of course referring to the Starship Troopers NOVEL, which was one of, if not the, earliest depictions of power armor.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Photos from my trip with @arcturusjackal.bsky.social down the Mohawk Trail and up to the summit of Mt Greylock today, these ones not from when we were waiting for parking
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Beautiful Mt Foreskin with @arcturusjackal.bsky.social
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Made some friends on the way home!
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Yes, nothing like the peace and tranquility of Connecticut's state parks. Be at one with nature.
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Out at Mohawk Overlook in CT today. Slightly hazy but the views are still stunning
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
One part of my brain says "you should invite other people along on these scenic trips" The other part says "no one would want to go. One person said no one time and that means no one wants to do anything ever" The second part always wins
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The view from adjacent to the lookout tower. Not FROM the lookout tower, NEAR the lookout tower. The tower was closed and has been for some time by the look of it. The tower also had dedicated convertible parking
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Up at Quabbin Park in Mass today. Not pictured - the couple standing at the waters edge cuddling and giggling preventing me from getting the pictures I wanted
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New Orc City @eratis.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The re-release of Virtual Boy games means my second favorite instance of US vs JP cover art is relevant again!
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