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Recovered academic, higher ed adjacent; recovering NYCer, DC adjacent

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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go to the tab that’s a little person, and click where it says “Hello Name.” Click on “About You.”
Amazon screenshot of how to get to About You
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amazon isn’t entirely wrong.
Product preferences - maintains steady book acquisition rate
Departments - cat care
Home & family - has a cat
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is there any dignity left in politics?
A text message saying, “Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $1 to Sherrod Brown’s campaign today?”
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Despite being “the third-most populous community in Maryland,” Germantown is not a city but “an urbanized census-designated place” (yes, I’m quoting Wikipedia). It’s a bunch of HOAs in a trenchcoat. And our best piece of architecture is this.
Photo of the Cider Barrel, a now closed cider stand. The window where you bought cider is in a literal oversized cider barrel, maybe 20 feet high. It is painted red, white, and blue.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Teaching the cat to read.
Photo of a black cat on a red blanket reading Wickhills.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welcome to the revolution, uh … Bed, Bath, & Beyond?
Screenshot of a Facebook ad for BB&B. What is being advertised is unclear (could be a poster or sign) but it says, “No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another.”
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ugh.
Screenshot of Google maps with Lake Ontario mislabeled as Lake America.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Saw this sign when hiking and had to get a picture.
A white person in hiking gear (full coverage because of ticks) is standing in the woods next to a hiking trail behind a wooden sign that says “Vanderbilt’s folly.”
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
And yet some people wonder why we all feel bad about the economy.
Inside higher Ed headline: Calbright’s Start-Up Phase Is Ending. What’s Next for the Online College?

As state lawmakers weigh whether to increase funding for the all-online community college for adult learners, Calbright officials are hopeful but have sent layoff notices to more than half the employees just in case.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Got this IG ad for Breeze Airways, which I had never heard of, but only flies to destinations no one wants to go to (Provo! South Bend!). Is it for Republican Congress critters flying to work? I googled it and it has the WORST reviews.
Screenshot of Breeze Airways ad, showing its DC flights.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint; show the most recent cat photo on your phone. *BOOP* you’re it.
Photo of a black cat who has licked off too much fur lounging on a blue towel in front of a sunny window.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
That’s better.
Screenshot of Amazon, saying Murderbot will be delivered today
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What, is this being sent via tortoise?
Screenshot of the Amazon app showing the latest Murderbot book has been shipped and will arrive May 19
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Screenshot of the title screen for Mouse Stampede, copyright 1984
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It is coming to pass.
Photo of an airplane painted to look like spirit Halloween
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Photo of yours truly at a No Kings protest with an inflatable capybara.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My partner’s pizza arrived with left beef.
Photo of a meatball pizza, with all the meatballs on one half of the pizza. It was reported delicious, one they redistributed the meatballs.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Not the photo I meant to take of my cat.
Photo of a black cat on a green blanket. The cat is blurry and her eyeballs look like swoops googly eyes.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Photo of an entrance to the USAID building. The signs had been taped over with black trash bags, which were ripped down. The shadow of a flag hangs ominously over the doorway.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
One day your TBR is fine, the next day it is out of control.
Stack of books: The Payback, Ninth Life, Moonflow, The Sovereign, Shigidi and the Brass Head of Obalufon, The Stainless Steel Rat, The Scapegracers, The Witch Roads, The Age of Miracles, Allow Me to Introduce Myself
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Germantown, MD
Photo of a snow-covered street with tire tracks
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Three candy hearts. They say Cook for 2, Plus one, and Family plan.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
More
Two candy hearts. One says “share loon” and the other is “joint taxs.” Not sure if “loon” is “location” or “login.”
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Why are this year’s candy hearts about the logistics of adult relationships?
A photo of five candy hearts, reading Date Night, Joint Acct, Split Rent, Car Pool, and Buy N Bulk
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Search your camera roll for he’ll (found some nice pictures of the Hell Gate Bridge)
A photo taken in the snow of a greenway path under the stone arches of the Hell Gate bridge. The arches of the bridges nest recursively into each other in the distance.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
A black cat on a birch desk in front of a blue wall
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I’m in trouble.
Photo of Allison, Noel, Paul, and Prue from the great British bake off (Christmas edition)
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The federal government is posting anti-trans propaganda on Facebook.
Fake “facts” about “minors undergoing sex -rejecting procedures” where “the risks outweigh the perceived benefits”
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Trying to buy a kindle book. Every time I click “buy now,” it gives me this error.
Screenshot from Amazon with a box that says, “Important Message: Kindle book prices differ by country/region. The price for this Kindle book is different for your country/region and is displayed below. Please select Buy now with 1-Click to complete your purchase. You have not been charged.”
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Data needs the world over are competing for the title of
Photo of a Burger King sign at night, with B U R G E burnt out.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I got three of these notices from Pinterest today. No idea why. I deleted two old boards of memes, and everything left is like haircuts, cool furniture, that kind of thing.
Recently, we removed one of your Pins for violation of our guidelines on self-injury and harmful behavior. After a review of our decision, we've decided not to reactivate the Pin because it goes against our Community Guidelines.
We may limit the distribution of or remove content that displays, rationalizes or encourages suicide, self-injury, eating disorders or substance abuse. This content impacts the community-it can be triggering, or reinforce harmful behavior. These rules apply to all Pins, including ones on your secret boards.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
How does one flag to Bluesky administrators that this is very much NOT “self-harm”?
Screenshot of a post from Chris Van Hollen linking to a WaPo story, with a photo of an enslaved person with scars from being brutally whipped on his back
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
No cheating, post the last picture of your pet.
Close-up of a black cat covering her head with her paw while she sleeps on a red blanket
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Pouring one out for Handsome Ron and the gang.
Handsome Ron’s Halloween costume safety tips
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If my democrat US rep doesn’t know if her constituents want her to oppose Trump, we need a better rep who has a clue.
Hi, it’s Congresswoman April McClain Delaney.

The Administration's seizure of federal law enforcement powers and use of the National Guard to police city streets–particularly in our nation's Capital–is deeply unsettling.

These authoritarian policies undermine public safety, local law enforcement, and the rule of law. Real solutions are ignored when public trust in our institutions is weakened.

𝗗𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱? 
𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆: 𝗬𝗘𝗦 𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗢

Your input guides my work in Congress.

– Rep. McClain Delaney 
𝘉𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘙𝘦𝘱. 𝘈𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘔𝘤𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘺

Text STOP to quit
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Dang Smithsonian
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
NO, NO IT IS NOT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Nuclear Experts Say Mixing AI and Nuclear Weapons Is Inevitable
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
And they aren’t ashamed to admit it???
Screenshot of a Wired article: 
People Are Using AI Chatbots to Guide Their Psychedelic Trips
BY MATTHA BUSBY | 9-MINUTE READ
As psychedelic companies and therapy apps experiment with AI, people are already taking huge doses of drugs and using chatbots to process their trips.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Ok - this is my Following tab, not a reskeet, and not someone I follow. I thought we were algorithm-free?
Screen shot of a post from SMART elections, on my Following tabScreen shot of SMART elections, which I am not following
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Oil portrait of Russell Means by Bob Coronato. It shows the Oglala Sioux activist standing, draped in an upside-down American flag.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
We found these little chunks in our Tiki cat food tonight. A couple of months ago, we found a fish bone in their salmon. Apparently they were bought by GM in November. Sooo, now we need to find a new cat food brand.
Photo of some small plastic pieces on a black background, with a Lego for scale.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
#handsoff DC
Photograph of a yellow banner reading “the people United will never be defeated, womensmarch.com” in front of the Washington monument.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Shaved bee?
Pic of an Uber delivery app, shopping at Wegman’s. Shows “popular searches,” including coke, caviar, shaved bee, half half, and crème fraiche.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Local magnolia.
Photo of a saucer magnolia in bloom
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
#caturday
Closeup of a black cat on a blue fuzzy blanket. She is lying on her side with her paws tucked under her face.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
We were set to head out to our local #TeslaTakedown but are both feeling unwell. But here is my sign.
Photo of a black kitty meowing concernedly while sitting on a handwritten sign that says “stop Musk”
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The cat has demands.
Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes staring mercilessly up at you
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Excuse me!
A weather forecast for DC for Feb. 10-13, with four inches of snow on Feb. 11.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Finished Bang Bang Bidhisattva last night, and it was so good. Like the first time I read Snow Crash or Neuromancer. 10/10.
Photo of a book cover. The book is Bang Bang Bodhisattva by Aubrey Wood, and it has a Buddha head with neon noir reflections.
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eproper @eproper.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My local TJ’s today.
Four empty shelves in a fridge aisle
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