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Election Profit Makers

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A podcast hosted by David Rees & Jon Kimball. Support us on Patreon patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

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Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New EPM:⤵️ “Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtqpeNg

Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human — Election Profit Makers

Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers GET YOUR WAR ON live show (10/9): http://bit.ly/getyourwaron25 Send questions...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Think your city has a strong tree canopy? Your local traffic cams may tell the story.

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!” overcast.fm/+AAr_rvk6DBs

Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!! — Election Profit Makers

Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Tickets for the GET YOUR WAR ON...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Let the joke live man

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruuIW3Q

Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans’ Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In. — Election Profit Makers

Jon wonders if the president’s political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and co...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

New EPM:⤵️ “Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtH_1x4

Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI) — Election Profit Makers

Jon thinks things are quiet … maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@elect...

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Jon Kimball @jonkimball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Patreon episode PREVIEW: “Tree Canopy Percentages — Reconciling Data and Vibes” overcast.fm/+AAr_rs76y3U

Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages — Reconciling Data And Vibes — Election Profit Makers

Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

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Erik Rasmussen @erikras.com · 02/09/2026

Nerdy blog post in honor of @epmcool.bsky.social and @jonkimball.bsky.social.

US State Centers

How have the population centers of US states moved over time?

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy” overcast.fm/+AAr_rvYjLrs

Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy — Election Profit Makers

David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch Da...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter” overcast.fm/+AAr_rt10SnA

Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter — Election Profit Makers

David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send ques...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

New Election Profit Makers:⤵️ “Reflecting Pool Reflections” overcast.fm/+AAr_rth0pmA

Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections — Election Profit Makers

Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David’s show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “The Tell-Tale Apostrophe” overcast.fm/+AAr_rt9Ksmw

Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe — Election Profit Makers

This is our last episode until the midterms! Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKT...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents” Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. overcast.fm/+AAr_rvz5eN4

Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents — Election Profit Makers

Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch Da...

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Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

New EPM:⤵️ Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary overcast.fm/+AAr_rvOjDFQ

Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14 — Election Profit Makers

Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@election...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

2/2 here’s the first result for most romantic cities in US on Google ¯\_(ツ)_/

The most romantic cities in the U.S. often feature historic charm, scenic landscapes, and intimate dining, with top destinations including Carmel-by-the-Sea, California;
Charleston, South Carolina; and New Orleans, Louisiana.

The Most Romantic Cities in the US for Getaways.
Feb 12, 2023 — 8 most romantic cities in the US to visit with your Valentine • 1. Charleston, South Carolina • 2. New Orleans, Louisiana • 3. San Francisco,

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Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I’ll admit a lot is anecdotal evidence but these are people I’ve talked to outside the US. Charleston is very well known to them. Often mentioned with New Orleans and San Francisco as places to visit. It’s a unique place

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Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

New EPM:⤵️ Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary overcast.fm/+AAr_rvOjDFQ

Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14 — Election Profit Makers

Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@election...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

New EPM:🍀 David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. overcast.fm/+AAr_rt8fQR0

Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes — Election Profit Makers

David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to conta...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “Let’s Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices” David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. overcast.fm/+AAr_runFYLw

Episode 371: Let’s Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices — Election Profit Makers

David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch D...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruBAc4g

Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America’s Warrior Ethos — Election Profit Makers

Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show...

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Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room” overcast.fm/+AAr_ru0DTjk

Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room — Election Profit Makers

Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show D...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

New EPM: ⤵️ “The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room” overcast.fm/+AAr_ru0DTjk

Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room — Election Profit Makers

Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show D...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

We’re back!! overcast.fm/+AAr_rvYMLjQ

Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals — Election Profit Makers

EPM pivots to animal physiology. We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICK...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

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Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Announcement from EPM: We’re taking some time for a reset 💚 epm.fireside.fm/364

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Taking some time off

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

No podcast today. We’re taking the week off so we can come back with full war fighting energy in 2026. Thanks for your support.

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

New EPM: ⤵️ “My Desires Are Human” overcast.fm/+AAr_rsVAGK0

Episode 363: My Desires Are Human — Election Profit Makers

Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@elect...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Boxing

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

New EPM: ⤵️ David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. overcast.fm/+AAr_rvrypX0

Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions — Election Profit Makers

David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionpro...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Another EPM: ⤵️ “The Driest Place’s Wettest November” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruA9acc

Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November — Election Profit Makers

Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to ...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

New EPM: ⤵️ “Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes” overcast.fm/+AAr_rvgpa4o

Episode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes — Election Profit Makers

Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@ele...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

New EPM: ⤵️ “Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles” Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein overcast.fm/+AAr_rvchdvM

Episode 358: Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles — Election Profit Makers

Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch D...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

New EPM: ⤵️ “Skinny Jonny comes around” overcast.fm/+AAr_rstzZWM

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

New EPM: ⤵️ “Sammy Dammy” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtVCt-Y

Episode 356: Sammy Dammy — Election Profit Makers

Jon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comm...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode overcast.fm/+AAr_rsBGAfE

Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Season Finale Recap — Election Profit Makers

The Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode. https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

New EPM: ⤵️ “Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet” Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. overcast.fm/+AAr_ru7be4I

Episode 354: Trump’s Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet — Election Profit Makers

Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@elec...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Recorded a few weeks ago. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! overcast.fm/+AAr_rst3PLk

Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 6 & 7 Recap — Election Profit Makers

The Runarounds are about to make the big time! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

overcast.fm/+AAr_ruIzQpM

Announcement — Election Profit Makers

Margaret "Peg" Stamm Rees 1936 - 2025

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

New EPM:⤵️ “It Was Actually Pretty Chill” Jon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. overcast.fm/+AAr_rufMbBI

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

PREVIEW: The Runarounds - recap of episodes 2 & 3 overcast.fm/+AAr_rvIHYlc

Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 2&3 Recap — Election Profit Makers

Join our Patreon to listen to the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Man we totally biffed that one. I blame cough medicine for my part.

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

New EPM:⤵️ “Space Smells Like Something Burning” Jon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown. overcast.fm/+AAr_rs8Jtjc

Episode 348: Space Smells Like Something Burning — Election Profit Makers

Jon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprof...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

New EPM: From The Conference Room Of A Prestigious Southern University ⚔️ Jon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news. overcast.fm/+AAr_rtHaUxM

Episode 347: From The Conference Room Of A Prestigious Southern University — Election Profit Makers

Jon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@ele...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

New EPM: ⤵️ “Practicing Politics The Right Way” Jon and David consider Ezra Klein’s essay about Charlie Kirk. epm.fireside.fm/345

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Practicing Politics The Right Way

Jon and David consider Ezra Klein’s essay about Charlie Kirk.

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

New episode of EPM: “Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality” Jon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters. overcast.fm/+AAr_ruX37EA

Episode 344: Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality — Election Profit Makers

Jon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electio...

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

New EPM: Donald Trump Is Not Dead And Will Probably Live Forever David savors Rudy Giuliani’s latest adventure. Jon recaps an historic UNC football game. overcast.fm/+AAr_rv0Zib0

Episode 343: Donald Trump Is Not Dead And Will Probably Live Forever — Election Profit Makers

David savors Rudy Giuliani’s latest adventure. Jon recaps an historic UNC football game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@elect...

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Aryeh @aryehcw.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

"AI is just a fancy word for BM" — David Rees

Election Profit Makers @epmcool.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

New EPM: We Need To Be Having More And More Information As We Head Into The Future overcast.fm/+AAr_rsFb0rk

Episode 342: We Need To Be Having More And More Information As We Head Into The Future — Election Profit Makers

Jon reads a list of big American cities. David takes a look at the president’s hands. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@election...

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Jon Kimball @jonkimball.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

1989 me overcast.fm/+AAr_rsv9WpE...

Episode 340: Invisible Men — Election Profit Makers

Jon and David celebrate a wonderful tweet by Andrew Cuomo. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch Davi...