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Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

How have the population centers of US states moved over time?

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Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch Da...

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Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@election...

David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to conta...

David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch D...

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Margaret "Peg" Stamm Rees 1936 - 2025

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Jon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprof...

Jon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@ele...

Jon and David consider Ezra Klein’s essay about Charlie Kirk.

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Jon reads a list of big American cities. David takes a look at the president’s hands. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@election...

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