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HELLHOUND 👻 Spring 2028 👻 Berkley Editor of humor magazine Defenestration Rep'd by Claire Friedman at InkWell Management www.eileenlavelle.com

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In the dark of the early morning, a new issue rises! The August 2026 issue of Defenestration has rubbed the sleep out of its eyes and is ready for you to read. Check out all the free #fiction and #poetry we have for you this month: bit.ly/4hKid3g #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A new issue of Defenestration is incoming! Check out the table of contents and get ready for August 20th. 😎 bit.ly/4igUSGm #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Late last night I sent out all the acceptance and rejection letters for the August 2026 issue of Defenestration. I'll post the table of contents in a few days. @eplavelle.bsky.social and I look forward to sharing the next issue with you on the 20th!
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you're waiting on a response from us, today's the day! But you have to wait until tonight because I just got back from vacation. Patience, my lovelies, patience.
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's August 5th, which means the latest Defenestration reading period is now over and the inbox is no longer accepting poetry and short story submissions. If you're still waiting for a response from us, you'll hear from us soon.
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’: Trigger Warnings." New #nonfiction by Nathan Leslie on Defenestration: bit.ly/4ov5ena #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"Memos from the United States Department of Chemtrails." New #fakenonfiction by Emily Morrow on Defenestration: bit.ly/4fzwoHj #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"I Drove Over Nine Hours for Arby's New Steak Nuggets." New #nonfiction by Brett Olsen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3IvdLGd #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"Elon." New #comic by Robert J. Aragon on Defenestration: bit.ly/3K1vHsB #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants." New #fakenonfiction by Dan Dellechiaie on Defenestration: bit.ly/47xv0AV #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"We Are Two Young, Photogenic and Yet Judgmental and Ethically Compromised People Who Hike in Breathtaking Locales (While You’re Stuck at Home)." New #fakenonfiction by Mark Ifanson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3I2Nejm #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"An Explanation for the Gaps on My Resume or How I Failed My Way Up in Hollywood." New #fakenonfiction by Darcy Cagen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3JDLIVc #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Now that a new issue is up, Defenestration is now looking for funny short stories and poems as we fill our December 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
If the August 2025 issue of Defenestration were a candy bar, it would be chocolate filled with assorted nuts, ghosts, and the yellowing pages books. It would also have been banned in three dozen localities for causing seizures in the humorless. Devour it here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Time to unveil the August 2025 issue of Defenestration! We have ten short stories and seven poems for you this month. Read it all here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc (I know it's early. You're probably at work. You can read it there; we won't tell your supervisor.) #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
We've got a fat new issue of Defenestration coming soon. Here's the table of contents. Get your reading muscles prepped for August 20th! bit.ly/4fAyQLu #DefenestrationMagazine
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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Today on Defenestration: Remember that guy who lost his bitcoin key in a landfill? James B. Kobak, Jr., certainly does, and he wants to give you the rest of the story.
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Life in the Land of Lost Causes." New #fakenonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr., on Defenestration: bit.ly/45yAIQa #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Eileen and Andrew have decided on the content of the latest issue of Defenestration! We'll post the table of contents in a few days. Stay tuned!
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I've shut down the Defenestration inbox. Please don't submit any poetry or short stories to us until August 20th. We've got a lot of stuff to read through! We're still open for nonfiction, fake nonfiction, and visuals.
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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Today on Defenestration: Kimberly Emilia shares the wonderful sights (and smells) of a trip on a tandem bicycle with her future father-in-law.
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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Today on Defenestration: Daniel Hudon presents his follow up to "The Pros and Cons of Mountains" with this piece about stars.
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Horror Facts @horrorfacts.com · 03/05/2025
How to Survive a Haunted House Based on Your Zodiac Sign (Aries? You’re Dead First.)
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
"A few laps around Dog Leg Park and then home." New #nonfiction by Freda Payne on Defenestration: bit.ly/3EMPcmg #DefenestrationMagazine
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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Today on Defenestration: The pond behind Jeff Bender's house is not quite what it seems...
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"Even Fish Have to Have a Fish Story." New #nonfiction by Jeff Bender on Defenestration: bit.ly/4iwzJ7S #DefenestrationMagazine
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Matt Leibel @mattleibel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It’s 4/20, and I seem to have written a kind of Mayor McCheese fan fiction. Check it out along with other funny stuff from @defenestrationmag.bsky.social
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"How to Get Elected Mayor with a Hamburger for a Head," by Matt Leibel
Wake up one morning and realize that you've changed. It's not just the ravages of time and age: your cranium is now a literal beef patty, encased in a pillow of bun, slathered with onion, ketchup, spe...
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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Today on Defenestration: Mat Mendonca provides some egg-themed cartoons for the discerning Easter viewer.
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Read the magazine that just finished its spring break at the beach and is now 80% sunburn! It's the April 2025 issue of Defenestration, and it wants you to pass the ointment: bit.ly/42DC4b7
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Defenestration is once again open to short story and poetry submissions. We're reading for our August 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Good morning! If you're awake, the April 2025 issue of Defenestration is up today, and it's filled with funny #fiction and #poetry to amuse and delight: bit.ly/42DC4b7 #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Folks, this is the table of contents for our upcoming April 2025 issue. The title game is on point this month: bit.ly/3EuJEwv You'll be able to read all of this on April 20th! #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
“The Incriminating Thoughts In the Back of My Mind." New #nonfiction by Anna Bohn on Defenestration: bit.ly/43IV2iN #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Hey there, everyone! Eileen and Andrew figured out the contents of this month's issue of Defenestration! If you were waiting on a response from us, check your inbox. The table of contents will be posted soon. 😎 The new issue goes live on April 20th, which also happens to be Easter this year.
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Myna Chang @mynachang.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Happy to be interviewed for WOW's Muffin newsletter! Thanks to Angela Mackintosh for the great questions (and for always being so supportive)!
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Interview with Myna Chang - Fall 2024 Flash Fiction Contest Runner Up
I’m thrilled to chat with Myna Chang today about her riveting story, “ Amygdala ,” which placed in the Fall 2024 Flash Fiction Contest ! Joi...
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
It's April 5th, so I've closed down the Defenestration inbox! If you're waiting for a response from us, you'll hear back on the 8th.
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
For those of you paying attention at home, our fiction and poetry submission window will temporarily shut down on April 5th while we get the next issue put together. Then we'll open back up on the 20th.
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"Buckle Up, It's Another Floppy Iris." New #nonfiction by Gary Derish on Defenestration: bit.ly/3FP8p6W #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
"Oh the Humanatee" and "The Humanatees." New #artwork by Mat Mandonca on Defenestration: bit.ly/3FPb7cG #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
"Essays On Language." New #nonfiction by Bill Kitcher on Defenestration: bit.ly/3FHW4kZ #DefenestrationMagazine
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Michael Damian Thomas @michaeldthomas.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Uncanny is now OPEN to flash submissions!!
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
"You Should Have Received a Letter." New #nonfiction by David Gordon on Defenestration: bit.ly/4bOzAe5 #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"Where's Your IUD?" New #nonfiction by J.H. Palmer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4hutcKs #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"The Start of Something New." New #nonfiction by Lou-Ellen Barkan on Defenestration: bit.ly/4haKoUM #DefenestrationMagazine
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Duotrope @duotrope.com · 24/02/2025
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Listing of the Day
Today's listing of the day is: Defenestration: A Literary Magazine Dedicated to Humor. https://duotrope.com/magazine/defenestration-lit-mag-dedicated-humor-368 #WritingCommunity
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Gerald So @sogerald.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
#ValentinesDay is coming up and I've been thinking about my 2012 @defenestrationmag.bsky.social poem "Love Isn't Blind": www.defenestrationmag.net/2012/12/two-... Comments are closed on the site, but I welcome feedback, likes, etc. here.
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Two Poems by Gerald So
We warmed to each other grading freshman writing exams in annual three-day grinds, me admiring her conservative dress and reserved smile, but also the migraines
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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Sundays on Defenestration are normally reserved for artwork, but today we have a special illustrated short story for you instead!
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
"Why I Attached an ICBM to My Knockoff Roomba." New #fiction by Dan Dellechiaie, with accompanying #artwork by Hameed Mourani, on Defenestration: bit.ly/4hvQoIU #DefenestrationMagazine
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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
"Thanks to Quiet Quitting, I’m Poised to Win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry." New #fakenonfiction by Tobi Pledger on Defenestration: bit.ly/4jIDR6v #DefenestrationMagazine
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