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Epic_paiL

@epicpail.bsky.social
385 followers 438 following 469 posts

🥰 Seattle Bottom // Pronouns: He/They // My depression is chronic, but my ass is iconic. // Very NSFW // Say Hi. 😘

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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 3h
It’s my favorite day of the week. So many beautiful fat cocks! (Especially this one ☝🏻)
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 3h
It can’t be. No, it won’t be contained. 🍆
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 3h
Such a beautiful cock! 🤤 I want a taste.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 5h
Hope you and your cock enjoy a relaxing evening.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 9h
Y’all. I dunno what’s gotten over me, but my libido is out of control. I’m too horny all of the time. I really need to get railed or suck a dick or jack someone off soon.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 10h
Oh. My. God. This is the kind of cock that I DREAM of. Why am I not sliding down it right now.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 11h
I’ll volunteer for you.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 12h
Wishing y’all’s fat cocks a very happy and productive #fcf
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 12h
I hope you get a chance to give it some air soon!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 14h
I’m feral! Those balls are so hot and I want to drain them.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 15h
My hole needs that fat cock right now!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So hot! 🔥
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bulging in all the right places.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can I be the bottom? 🥺
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks. ☺️
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m here for you.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just here to remind everyone that it is #humpday in #jocktober
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah. I’ve never had anyone cum on my face, and I just need to know what that feels like.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In all my years, I’ve never really felt like a slut. I wonder what it feels like to be treated like one. I have this fantasy thought of kneeling in front of two big dicks waiting for them to cum on my face.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thank you!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Omg! I want this shirt. I must go thrifting to see if I can find one too.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The craziest thing happened to me yesterday. I had a spicy dream about a guy I see pretty regularly at a game event the night before. Then yesterday evening I saw the guy at work randomly. Like, what is the universe manifesting?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Happy Friday! Popping in after a crazy career shake up. I miss you all. How to see more of y’all soon!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I would love having you use my throat first. Let’s get your cock wet before you use by other hole. 😜
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Looking for some #fcf to fill me up.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Yo! It’s been a minute, but I didn’t want to miss out on the opportunity to show off for #HumpDay. 😘
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hehe. Hi. ☺️
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Omg, please! This is canon for me now.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The tent! 👀
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Are you sure? It’s a little chilly. ☺️
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Thanks, babe. 😘
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I feel like I’m forgetting something… #mcm
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m back on the dating apps and discovering how bad I am on them. 😂 All the chats just feel like conversations with no merit. I don’t know how to flirt without feeling pervy.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Thank you! 😍
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I’m going to continue the trend of participating in #humpday. Because kind words and likes helps my self-esteem. 😘
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I want me face there! 🤤
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
INCREDIBLE night of D&D with my friends. There was fun, exciting combat and wild, funny roleplaying with intrigue. I’m so interested to see what happens next week!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
😘 I’ll take the win where I can grab it.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I don’t know what this joke is. I’m not funny. 😂
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“That photo is so hot, scientists have began using it to trigger spontaneous combustion in clothing. And we all rejoice.”
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
🤤 This is… so hot!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So incredibly handsome 😍
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Omg. I love the fit!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I can’t tell if it’s a legitimate kink or if it’s just a funny irony in my head; but I’ve been fantasizing about a partner that greets me with “hey bro,” and kisses me.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Woke up a little hungover from a night of drinking and singing. Who wants to cuddle in bed before we have to get up?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Thx, Nixo! 😘
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
SURPRISE! I made a #humpday post. Please be kind to me as I have been feeling so down about myself lately. And it took a lot for me to do this.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I witnessed one of my good friends kiss another friend this evening - and it just reminded me how much I miss kissing people. It’s such like a beautiful intimate act.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’ll need a couple of test subjects then.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Yes. Same. I’ve never had the opportunity. I genuinely think, though, it would be so hard to concentrate on whatever the activity is when you’re getting head.
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