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Epic_paiL

@epicpail.bsky.social
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🥰 Seattle Bottom // Pronouns: He/They // My depression is chronic, but my ass is iconic. // Very NSFW // Say Hi. 😘

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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 21h
Just here to remind everyone that it is #humpday in #jocktober
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In all my years, I’ve never really felt like a slut. I wonder what it feels like to be treated like one. I have this fantasy thought of kneeling in front of two big dicks waiting for them to cum on my face.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The craziest thing happened to me yesterday. I had a spicy dream about a guy I see pretty regularly at a game event the night before. Then yesterday evening I saw the guy at work randomly. Like, what is the universe manifesting?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Happy Friday! Popping in after a crazy career shake up. I miss you all. How to see more of y’all soon!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Looking for some #fcf to fill me up.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Yo! It’s been a minute, but I didn’t want to miss out on the opportunity to show off for #HumpDay. 😘
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I feel like I’m forgetting something… #mcm
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m back on the dating apps and discovering how bad I am on them. 😂 All the chats just feel like conversations with no merit. I don’t know how to flirt without feeling pervy.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I’m going to continue the trend of participating in #humpday. Because kind words and likes helps my self-esteem. 😘
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
INCREDIBLE night of D&D with my friends. There was fun, exciting combat and wild, funny roleplaying with intrigue. I’m so interested to see what happens next week!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I can’t tell if it’s a legitimate kink or if it’s just a funny irony in my head; but I’ve been fantasizing about a partner that greets me with “hey bro,” and kisses me.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Woke up a little hungover from a night of drinking and singing. Who wants to cuddle in bed before we have to get up?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
SURPRISE! I made a #humpday post. Please be kind to me as I have been feeling so down about myself lately. And it took a lot for me to do this.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I witnessed one of my good friends kiss another friend this evening - and it just reminded me how much I miss kissing people. It’s such like a beautiful intimate act.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It’s such a common trope for gaymers to want to receive a hand/blow job while the game. But my question is, do you really think you’d be able to concentrate on the game during the act? I don’t think I could.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
RIP to an absolute legend. I think about this quote daily. I should live by it more.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Say it again, and again, and again.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
All I want is a boyfriend to play board games and video games with. Is that really too much to ask? 😅
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
A bit late, but I didn’t want to miss out on the last #HumpDay in #Jocktober. Back from a walk, trying to keep the peach nice and juicy.
Picture of my backside in a jockstrap.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
No work; so we’re going full on lay in bed naked.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Happy Monday from me and my bathroom mirror. 😉
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Trying my absolute best to stay cool in this damn Seattle heatwave. 🥵🥵
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Thank god it’s Friday! Who wants to celebrate?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Oops. Didn’t see you there… Happy Hump Day. 🥰
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Freshly showered and ready to kick some Monday butt.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
It’s 9:45am on a Sunday morning ☀️. What are we doing?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
So sleepy. Maybe we va an just stay in bed and cuddle?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I think I’m more silly than sexy, but maybe sometimes I can be both. 😜
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Happy Hump Day Here is another slutty jockstrap I got during Pride. The color is so cute! I think they might be my favorite.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It’s a lazy Sunday, so can we cuddle maybe? 🙂‍↕️
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
FCF always makes me feral. I’ve never really owned a thing before, but I bought these. Would you slide your cock in while I wear them?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I got a bunch of new underwear during pride this year, and finally decided to show them off. This is a sexy black/white jock for HumpDay. Hope you enjoy it. 😘
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
It’s been an amazing Pride weekend. I had some much fun dancing/bopping around. I’m so tired, but a good tired. Just want to crawl in bed and cuddle (naked).
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Happy #HumpDay. Work is done for the day and it’s time to get naked. 😉 Who wants a touch?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I would post a photo for FCF, but I’m far too busy playing Dune Awakening. So sorry. 😂
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s #HumpDay. Today has been so busy, but that won’t stop me from getting naked and showing me ass. 😉
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hello! This month especially, please remember to be PROUD of yourself, the things you’ve done, the experiences you’ve had. Don’t let anyone tear you down. I love you exactly the way you are. 💜 #HappyPride
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Happy Saturday! It’s shower 🚿 time. If you get me back, I’ll get your front. 😘
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I think I would very much like to do some smooching this weekend. Yep.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Happy #FCF! Looking for a volunteer to spread me open, and rim me good before sliding in your fat cock. 👅 Please and thank you!
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
#HumpDay is my favorite because I get to take fun pictures that how off my booty. 🥰
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
No work. So, maybe we can just get naked a fool around? 😏 #mcm #gaynudes
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I had a couple of extra pictures in my favorite pair of underwear. I’m happy to show them off again.
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon series you love. 📺
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a cartoon girl with long blonde hair is pointing at something
ALT: a cartoon girl with long blonde hair is pointing at something
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Happy #FCF to all the sexy folks who see this. Wanted to show off my favorite pair of underwear. Would you slide in your fat cocks through the open hole?
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Happy #ThirstyThursday! Y’all literally make me so thirsty, so it my pleasure to share some thirst with you. 😘
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’m feeling generous today. Im offering one (1) free butt smack this hump day. #humpday #gay
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I really want to sleep in today. Let’s just lay in bed for a few more minutes. 👉👈
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Epic_paiL @epicpail.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It’s very close to hiking weather. I need to start planning hiking weekends for myself!
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