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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 1h
I’m sorry that such difficulties are plaguing you. I hope things get better soon.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 1h
That’s a terrible thing, and really repugnant that the environment made you feel as though you couldn’t share.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 4h
Don’t worry once I’m finished learning about Castlevania, I shall embark to familiarize myself with this ‘Sunless Skies’. Then I will be in this handful.
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Tina Isola Illustration @tinaisoladesign.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
One of my all time favorite #FMC ‘s will always be Samus Aran from Metroid. Who’s your girl power spirit animal?
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 13h
When the term was initially gaining popularity I’d thought it was referring to people claiming a level of authority they don’t possess, but instead I primarily see it used to insult people for having a differing opinion, having seen ‘enough’, or for not having been a fan long ‘enough’.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 13h
It’s been really weird seeing people pass around the term ‘larp’ like they’re a business demanding ten years of experience.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 16h
The composer of Chants liked this… I think I’m famous.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 17h
Two jokes in this economy?
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/ephe...
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It scales off of Acheron’s attack, so Black Swan’s 72% party-wide attack boost is beneficial.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Acheron buff real?! Acheswan team upscale?!
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Devs are always sneaking stuff like that into the game, gotta make sure to read the patch-notes.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Transitioning is a special game-state, counted outside of the life-crisis mechanic.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
While Castlevania 2: Simon’s quest may be bad, Chants of Sennaar is a good game.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hope you find your energy soon.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dracula takes like four hits and perishes.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/ephe... this wasn’t even close, I guess those thirteen clues the game talked about was merely an exaggeration.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I NOW PROSSESS THE EXPERIENCE OF A BAD CASTLEVANIA GAME.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dracula didn’t want to get walloped again.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sweet dreams.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When the demo came out they leaked everything instantly, but now that the game’s out suddenly they’re taking their time.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This game’s shorter than I’d thought; this is the ‘last’ Dracula Relic, so I can go kill Dracula, but I need to walk all the way across the map… so I’ll do that later.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I NOW PROSSESS DRACULA’S EYEBALL.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I NOW PROSSESS DRACULA’S HEART.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Trains should be used in all places, no matter how feasible.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
With the power of knowing nothing, I like the vibe of the tired woman.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Attempt becomes success.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I feel as though this joke will have run its course long before Simon’s quest is complete, alas it will most certainly bother me if left incomplete.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I NOW PROSSESS DRACULA’S RING.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
All are proven wrong by the passage of time.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Even the best trapeze artist is recommended to use a safety net.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s only natural; I love the Question, but getting shot in the head probably sucks.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I can’t believe this regional buff is allowed in the meta.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every success is merely an attempt at its core.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s just like Metroid.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
-and a lot of lag from a consistent abundance of enemies, and no punishment for dying; you respawn wherever you were last standing, even if you run out of lives. All make for a rather tedious experience. It is better than Epic Mickey 2 though.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ll finish the game, but it’s pretty bad: pretty much all progression is tied to purchasing upgrades, means that a lot of the game is just standing outside of towns walking back forth killing 1-2 enemies ad nauseam. Coupled with a large amount of backtracking over a fairly large world,-
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If only things were free.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ve never played any FEs, but I do know most of 3H characters; for some reason I saw them a lot, when the game was new.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah, I’m not really sure what the separation is for; I’d think the item being called ‘Dracula’s rib’ would be distinct enough.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m actively playing the game and doubting what the number was, so you’re not alone.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
PS. Luckily I only need to make this reference around twelve more times.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s occurring to me that this is a rather niche reference.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I NOW PROSSESS DRACULA’S NAIL.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
With the things I’ve seen casually displayed, I know there’s no god here.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh the misery.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Huge day in the em-dash’s career.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I NOW PROSSESS DRACULA’S RIB.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I personally can’t believe everyone isn’t familiar with every single thing referenced thing across several localization teams that often make different connections/references.
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Ephenger @ephenger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
March SP is March getting two more weeks of sword training and rivaling god.
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