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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Still in the land of the living... just about.

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Every week you always hit some sort of hump in the road... BUMP! I meant bump 😏 #HumpDay

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I've noticed that sexy guys stand perfectly still while drying their back and butt. I, on the other hand... #TodgerTuesday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

When I think back to the views I used to get as a short-ass kid in the local pool's open showers... #mcm

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

When you realise that the "no nuts" on your diet plan did NOT mean what you thought it did #SundayCumday #wank #cum

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Fine. Just stand there and watch. Just saying, there's plenty of room if you want to hop in. #scs

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

The throbbing is just my dick's way of telling me he knows it's #FriskyFriday #fcf

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

April 2024. Just couldn't wait to get out of my clothes. #ThrowbackThursday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

#HumpDay - the day I feel like telling work to kiss my ass for the rest of the week.

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Let him know you love him before you stuff him away for work #mcm

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

When you see snow falling outside and it reminds you of something... #SundayCumday #wank #cum

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Shake your softie like it's Saturday #scs

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Attention all guys signing up to a gym for the first time: THIS is how you dry off in a #lockerroom. Nobody's going to shame you in there. It's not school. #fsf

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

2026, I'm cummin' at ya. Happy New Year all. #wank #cum

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

The end of the year sees the end of me #HumpDay

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Are you ok there? Do you need me to waft some air at you? #TodgerTuesday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Washing off the last vestiges of Christmas filth before returning to work #mcm

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Trying to convince Marie Kondo that a pair of abandoned boxers swiped from the locker room floor brings me joy #SundayCumday #wank #cum

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

When Christmas leaves you feeling overstuffed, a little pressure relief is required #FriskyFriday #wank #cum

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Ho! Ho! How about No! My Grinch is coming to stir up your Christmas 😈

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Nearly time to wrestle that turkey into the oven #WillyWednesday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Middle of three working days for me this week makes this #HumpDay. If you object, you can just kiss it. 😈

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

You might be off work today, but I'm not. Outta my way! #mcm

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Here we see "serpentes ephemerides", commonly known as Eph's Dick, in his natural habitat #scs #lockerroom

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Post workout gym dick waggled to a dangle. Definitely #fsf. Not so sure about #fcf.

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

In August 2023, I just wondered if anyone fancied going for a run. #ThrowbackThursday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Calves, hamstrings and glutes need a good rub down after a run. I really need to get someone else to do it, though. #HumpDay

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

You know how you sometimes lose your train of thought and end up just doing the same thing over and over... #TodgerTuesday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

It's Monday. Time to get your big boy pants on. #mcm

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

What did you say? Sorry, I couldn't hear you with the door closed. #fcf #fsf

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

In August 2023 I got a work call-out when in the middle of a bit of self-care 🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

#HumpDay - surely I should be seeing light at the end of the tunnel by now?

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Waking up in his usual state only to realise it's Monday #mcm

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

When your straight gym bro says "I've no time for a shower" but then hangs around to watch you #SundayCumday #wank #cum

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Gym shower on #scs with added itchy balls

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Just once I wish someone would stick their phone over the top of the cubicle 😈 #fcf #fsf

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

October 2023 - being an attention-seeking little slut. Nothing new there, then. #ThrowbackThursday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Turn around. You can almost taste the weekend. #HumpDay

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

His happy place. Hanging around in the locker room. #TodgerTuesday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Stop sitting there gazing. It's Monday. Gotta get to work! #mcm

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Closest I've got to a "rope" in a while. Evidently being manly and helping shift furniture got me going. #SundayCumday #wank #cum

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Two days of helping with a house move and not being naked. I feel filthy. #scs

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

When oomf tells you he loves watching and hearing you cum... #FriskyFriday #fcf #wank #cum

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