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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday

@epcot.gay
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Seattle • Not the actual Epcot 🏳️‍🌈 Going ✈️ Miami soon!

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 39m
I thought this was you
Elmo getting pissed on in the shower while Kermit pays no mind
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 44m
Rare photo of oomf
Kermit the hole
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 2h
Would you give him your bank account’s username and password?
Bunny on the floor
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 3h
brb calling in sick from work to go be completely satisfied hole
One way flight SEA to MEL tomorrow
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 3h
Someone decided to interrupt my meeting
Bunny on the stairsBunny on the stairs but now he’s looking another direction
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 16h
Omg???
Inari
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 17h
the average US car lately
Audi with an anti-aircraft machine gun mounted on it
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 17h
unfortunately this sonic dub has become realistic somehow
I'm a 23-year-old minor
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 19h
Yeah I could see it but can you recreate this pose for reasons
Pixar father
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 20h
I’m so glad we have Prop 13 to protect people in situations like this, it truly tugs at the heartstrings
$13.4M house in San FranciscoProp 13 assessed value: less than $500K
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 05/10/2026
Omfg
Bunny trying to eat a Kit Kat
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 05/10/2026
AA is relaunching SEA-JFK nonstop flights, we are so back
SEA JFK nonstop!
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 05/10/2026
idk my work's logic but i feel like Kaiser is the only one that makes sense??? especially since this plan allows non-Kaiser doctors too
Health insurance premiums, somehow Kaiser is the same price for all 4 tiers???
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 05/10/2026
Finally… @swiftonsecurity.com pfp has become real
A220-100 reacts to landing fails
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 04/10/2026
You met me at a very @ptklein.com time in my life
Hot dog with cream cheese and onion
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 04/10/2026
Alaska is now besties with Breeze?? 👀👀👀
Do I earn Atmos Rewards points for all

Yes. Book directly through us - all ticket numbers starting with 027 - and you're covered, including on Breeze Airways, ITA Airways and Singapore Airlines.
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 04/10/2026
Good morning, always remember to store your bunny on the shelf when not in use
Bunny on a shelf eating his snack
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 04/10/2026
gn
That’s Rabbit
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 04/10/2026
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 04/10/2026
counterpoint:
bunny lying on the floor
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 03/10/2026
I think we may have gone overboard on the toast feature
Toast control center
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 03/10/2026
I do like the concept but this feels a bit over the top lol
Two options for boneless chicken breast
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 03/10/2026
Ok I think maybe this toaster oven has a few too many presets for fries
This oven has 6 different french fry presents because… reasons?
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 03/10/2026
come visit bb
Seattle: 65º
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 02/10/2026
Don’t let the jollof rice bite!
Jollof rice, plantains, and suya beef. Also coleslaw for some reason.
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 02/10/2026
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Bunny sees all
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 02/10/2026
Another very special button
Pedestrian button hanging on for dear life
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 02/10/2026
Yep that’s how it was in downtown LA. Just turns on a countdown noise (which was mostly broken anyway) To give you an idea of the absolute state of the buttons…
A very exhausted pedestrian button leaning hard to one side and barely strapped to a concrete block
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 02/10/2026
Hi from the random Lime ✨ activation ✨ in Pioneer Square
A lime mocktail, get it? HahahahaahhahahahahaShould the city do more parking, more bike lanes, or literally anything else?
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 02/10/2026
Magic Mountain now has an active 12.37MW solar energy system. The largest solar carport installation in California and one of the largest single-site commercial solar carport projects in the United States!
A bunch of solar panels and also Six Flags Magic Mountain
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 02/10/2026
omg what if we kissed and then got fufu after
fufu and chicken yum yum
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 01/10/2026
They’re unionizing
Bunny next to a very empty food bowl
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 01/10/2026
Does anyone know where I can find one of these?
Sicilian sub
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 01/10/2026
well fuck lol, who wants to go to *checks notes* Chicago and/or Philadelphia
AA Companion Certificate expiring in December
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 01/10/2026
😂
two swords = twice the fun
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 01/10/2026
There is a gremlin outside my door
It’s the eye of the bunny
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 01/10/2026
brb sending you my copy of THE KEY (1958) for the month
Sophia Loren and Trevor Howard
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 01/10/2026
I love the movie palace
View from the stage of the Palace Theater in LA (originally the Orpheum)
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 30/09/2026
buny?
Rabbit
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 30/09/2026
so kind of god to restore your chastity
Lucy The Convert
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 30/09/2026
i don't want to hear that Seattle dining is out of control when LA has a $79 burger/fries/shake combo
$79 for a burger, fries, and shake
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 29/09/2026
f*ck
Delta 50,000 miles roundtrip LAX - MEL
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 29/09/2026
Due to information that has recently come to light by reading the paper they handed out, I am no longer able to stan the Heated Rivalry musical. Please respect my privacy at this time.
Regretfully a certain Sean Nyberg is listed as a producer
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 29/09/2026
current mood
Bunny hiding but peeking his head out
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 29/09/2026
🫡 to a fallen brethren @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
A bollard lying on the ground
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 29/09/2026
😵‍💫
Guests at Disneyland constantly using the wrong name
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 28/09/2026
They’re selling @showoffjonah.com ice cream at Baskin-Robbins now
Baskin-Robbins clown cones
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 27/09/2026
🎶 Life ain’t easy Life ain’t fair A girl’s gotta fight for her rightful share What you gonna do when the chips are down? Now that the chips are down What you gonna do when the chips are down? Now that the chips are down 🎶
The (sun)chips are down (on the floor)
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 27/09/2026
The King County Health Commissioner hates to see me coming
Steak Tartare
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 27/09/2026
🐌
Escargot
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