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Software dev and washed up speedrunner - Tetris the Grand Master series and Zelda 2 Trans rights are human rights

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eon @eon.gay · 30/09/2026
two of them
Two long bacons (long lesbian pride flag scarves) partially unrolled on a wooden coffee table
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eon @eon.gay · 13/08/2026
I finished my long bacon tonight, now I just have to wait for blocking
5 hanks of yarn, in lesbian pride flag colors, arranged to resemble the lesbian pride flagThe completed lesbian pride flag scarf, done in tunisian crochet, rolled up in a bowl on a desk, showing off the stitches and stripesThe completed scarf laid out and pinned across 12 blocking squares, for blocking. I haven't measured the scarf, but I'm pretty sure it's over 10 feet (3 meters) longCartoon of two women wrapped in a lesbian pride flag scarf
Woman 1: where did you get such a long bacon
Woman 2: long bacon store
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eon @eon.gay · 25/07/2026
Yeah I'm a MILF M - Man I - I L - Love F - Fernet
A bottle of Fernet-Branca next to a whiskey tasting glass with a small pour of the Fernet in it
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eon @eon.gay · 24/07/2026
@hanksinatra.bsky.social made coffee this morning with my aeropress recipe and his reaction made my day
Hank_Sinatra 10:17 AM
You turned my coffee into lemon tea, how'd you do that
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eon @eon.gay · 10/07/2026
Hexion set up in the practice room #SGDQ2026
Arcade supergun setup for hexion in the sgdq2026 practice room
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eon @eon.gay · 02/07/2026
I soft released a rom hack, Zelda 2: One Mind, on the Z2 speedrunning discord. I plan to get it on some of the hacking sites after SGDQ. If you've ever wanted to make zelda 2 more difficult by playing with a friend, this is the hack for you.
Zelda 2 One Mind V1.0 title screen
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eon @eon.gay · 28/05/2026
Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls with the caption "The limit does not exist"
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eon @eon.gay · 19/05/2026
Worst fortune cookie fortune I've ever gotten Misogyny? ✅ Heteronormativity? ✅ Gross ideas about relationships? ✅
A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Lucky # 3, 9, 15, 36, 38, 41
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eon @eon.gay · 29/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with gif hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli
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eon @eon.gay · 27/04/2026
Name a video game you've beaten six times or more. I'm adding the challenge of it being a game I've never speedrun
Screenshot from the intro stage of Mega Man X fighting one of the big insect looking helicopter enemy robots
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eon @eon.gay · 16/04/2026
It's not cute. Social media sites only do this when they're very distressed
Bluesky app screenshot with the text:

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Button with text: Retry
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eon @eon.gay · 05/04/2026
Someone decided that I'm done crocheting
My dog Chip, a black and white terrier, looking up at the camera while sitting on the yellow and blue blanket I'm attempting to continue crocheting in an afghan stitch.
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eon @eon.gay · 25/12/2025
Mi piace il tiramisù
Tiramisu I made for dessert
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eon @eon.gay · 23/12/2025
Brian
You know, from Quest64?
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eon @eon.gay · 08/12/2025
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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eon @eon.gay · 02/12/2025
By far the best and most in depth melee combat system in its day, very much ahead of its time. The game actually manages to make it feel like the enemies are fighting you and not just fighting while you happen to be around, something most "Zelda 2 alikes" I've tried fail to achieve.
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Another journey of ultimate challenge in the fantasy world of Hyrule.
Nintendo Entertainment System
Rev-A
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eon @eon.gay · 28/11/2025
Enjoying some beagle cuddles
Hazel cuddling with my leg on the couch
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eon @eon.gay · 28/11/2025
And dessert!
Pumpkin pie
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eon @eon.gay · 28/11/2025
Today's spread!
Wild mushroom shepherd's pieGreen bean casserole Brussels's sprouts and butternut squash mac and cheese Wild mushroom shepherd's pie, geen bean casserole, Brussels's sprouts, butternut squash mac and cheese, apple pear and cranberry sauce all plated up
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eon @eon.gay · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Flow chart: How to Improve your Life

Are there Lesbians?
Yes path: You're doing a great job but consider more lesbians
No path: Add some lesbians
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eon @eon.gay · 27/10/2025
I'm off to a good start on my crossword puzzle today
Clue: (17 Across) Created by ChatGPT, say

Puzzle has only the 17 Across word filled in with "BadSlopShit"
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eon @eon.gay · 25/10/2025
I've read some nice books this year
Read
69 books, 26,499 pages

Average time to finish
10 days
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eon @eon.gay · 15/10/2025
Is it good when this gets left behind when you unplug an audio cable?
A 3.5mm TRRS connector that has been pulled out of the cable plug housing and is sitting on a desk
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eon @eon.gay · 14/10/2025
Not too hard to imagine when I speedrun Zelda 2 (NES) on this
Custom leverless controller with a pink top and white arcade buttons
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eon @eon.gay · 09/10/2025
My TGM1 Rev Mode submission was accepted! The TGM4 Master Mode race also got accepted! Going to be a great puzzle block
2:15 PM (US Central time) Tetris: The Grand Master
Speedrun - Rev Mode (Arcade) (estimate: 13 minutes)
Cast - eon
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eon @eon.gay · 06/10/2025
If you see this, post a random photo (or meme) on your photo gallery without explaining it.
Screenshot of the android stopwatch app with the time stopped at 00:02.86
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eon @eon.gay · 03/10/2025
Day 2. Iterating #makingArtInOctober
A free hand pen drawing of a Sierpiński triangle
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eon @eon.gay · 02/10/2025
I don't need "AI" to make bad art for me, I'm perfectly capable of making bad art all on my own, thank you very much. #makingArtInOctober
A pen drawing of a full coffee cup with an implied rainbow and the word "Gay!" under the rainbow. To the side of the cup is the text "we can have a better world. And also coffee."
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eon @eon.gay · 01/10/2025
A coworker proposed adding automatic "AI" code review feedback on all pull requests. I said I was adamantly opposed to this idea and he asked me to articulate why. This was my response. (I had to include the second placeholder image to get the entire message transcript into the alt-text)
Why I am opposed to the use of LLM "AI"
* It is unethical
  * all of the commercial LLM models rely on intellectual property theft to train their models
  * there is no consent - there is no way to opt out of having your data used to train LLM models
  * I don't trust that [company] intellectual property isn't being stolen by the LLM models in use by employees - LLM companies have done nothing to earn our trust
* It is bad for the environment
  * "AI" datacenters consume inordinate amounts of power contributing to global warming/climate change
  * power bills in places with "AI" datacenters nearby are roughly 230% larger than they were 5 years ago
  * we don't actually know how much power the current models consume, since they no longer release numbers, but when OpenAI did release numbers they were not good and you can bet they would be bragging about it if the newer models were actually more efficient
  * "AI" datacenters consume a bunch of water for cooling which also stresses local ecosystems* the use of "AI" tools does not increase efficiency
  * I have yet to see any study find that using "AI" tools increases efficiency
  * I have seen a number of studies that find using "AI" tools actually decreases efficiency
  * There is one study where developers expected to be more efficient with "AI" tools, and they even felt that in the study they were about 20% more efficient with "AI" tools, but they were found to be about 20% LESS efficient, so even if you think you're more efficient with the use of "AI" tools, you might not actually be so
* the "AI" doesn't actually "know" or "understand" anything - its whole goal is to return something that is statistically likely to look like a response to the given prompt
* studies have shown that a reliance on LLM "AI" tools is correlated with a reduction of critical thinking skills
  * one study on doctors using "AI" to help diagnose cancer got worse at diagnosing cancer on their own without the "AI" to help

We know that an "AI" code review will be likely to include erroneous feedback so using an "AI" for code review will add extra cognitive load in requiring developers to sift through the incorrect feedback and the "good" feedback and as such, I don't expect using "AI" code reviews to actually speed anything up and I don't trust it to reliably improve the quality of our code.
 
In general, when it comes to anything that comes from an "AI", my thoughts are that if a human could not be bothered to write it, why should I bother reading it?
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eon @eon.gay · 30/09/2025
Happy Property Brothers Tactics Remaster day to all who celebrate!
Fake PlayStation game cover Property Brothers Tactics made to kind of resemble the Final Fantasy Tactics cover art with the two main Property Brothers pictured with the secret third Property Brother
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eon @eon.gay · 23/09/2025
I got a new game in yesterday 👀
An NTSC-J copy of the PlayStation launch title Geom Cube by Technos Japan
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eon @eon.gay · 06/09/2025
A sign at a dog park that says "please like and share this post"
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eon @eon.gay · 04/09/2025
Pardon me while I clean up my timeline a bit....
Screenshot adding "silksong" as a muted word to my blusky for a duration of "forever" in both text and tags and not excluding people I follow
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eon @eon.gay · 29/08/2025
I'm going to one of these later
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eon @eon.gay · 20/08/2025
I haven't watched the video, but I am confident in my assessment, based on thumbnail, that Dr. Trefor Bazett sucks at Tetris
YouTube thumbnail for a video by University of Victoria math professor Dr. Trefor Bazett titled "This is the best way to stack blocks." showing blocks stacked with an increasing overhang as the blocks stack higher. The text "Max Overhang?" appears under the overhang.
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eon @eon.gay · 12/08/2025
My business plan for a Nordic style coffee roasting company is coming together
Discord message screenshot where I say:

I just wanna turn some beans a little bit brownish so I can make tasty drinks with them, but it might be cool to let other people do that with my beans too?
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eon @eon.gay · 08/08/2025
My Abstract Algebra professor would tell the story that when people learned he was a mathematician they'd often say, "I'll bet you're really good with numbers!" And he'd respond with, "not really, but I'm GREAT with letters!" I don't think this is what they mean when they say gpt5 is at phd level...
ChatGPT 5 conversation asking to solve the equation: 5.9 = x + 5.11

The response:

5.9 = x + 5.11
Subtract 5.11 from both sides:
x = 5.9 - 5.11
x = -0.21
Answer: -0.21
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eon @eon.gay · 05/08/2025
Qrt with someone who looks good in a hat!
An ad for Gameboy Hatris with a kid wearing a backwards ball cap and a crown falling towards him and other hats falling down.
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eon @eon.gay · 02/08/2025
Is it weird that this vending machine has sewing kits in it?
Vending machine items with a round tin of Danish Style Butter Cookies in the middle
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eon @eon.gay · 16/07/2025
Chat was making tree based puns in @junkyarddave.bsky.social's stream this morning, and I may have created a copypasta with my watch streak message
3-stream watch streak message on twitch from me:

every morning I LOG onto twitch just so I can STICK around this community's EVERGREEN commitment to top quality humor. sometimes I think I might try to BRANCH out, but even the thought SAPS my WILLOW to LEAF
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eon @eon.gay · 15/07/2025
Post a gif if who you wanted to be as a kid.
Clarissa (Melissa Joan Hart) in Clarissa Explains It All, sitting at her bedroom computer using a joystick, presumably to play a computer game.
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eon @eon.gay · 11/07/2025
Obligatory #tgm_series setup in the #sgdq2025 practice room
Tetris The Absolute The Grand Master 2 Plus setup in the #sgdq2025 practice room
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eon @eon.gay · 10/07/2025
About to race @bentglasstube.bsky.social in the #sgdq2025 practice room
Two displays showing the title screen of Winter Solstice (Zelda 2 ROM hack)
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eon @eon.gay · 09/07/2025
Deuling world records
Two monitors with the Home Alone NES game win screen displayed. Left is the original release, right is the Revision A release.
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eon @eon.gay · 09/07/2025
This is @lillquista.bsky.social with peak speedrunning performance, you may not like it, but it's true
Home Alone NES with Harry and Marv glitched on the side of the house in the traditional world record speedrun setup
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eon @eon.gay · 27/06/2025
Scythes ARE cool
Screenshot from the game Loom where two members of the guild of glass blowers are sharpening a scythe
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eon @eon.gay · 26/06/2025
The idea was Number Munchers but with much more advanced math
Screenshot that looks like a Number Munchers game with a gray square for the player and wanting the player to find polynomial factors of x^3 - 1
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eon @eon.gay · 23/06/2025
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger. The gang:
The 7 Tetris pieces pictures showing their rotation states for Gameboy Tetris
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eon @eon.gay · 21/06/2025
About to do some silent reading with cats at a local cat café. I think I picked a good book for the occasion
A gray cat in the background with the book House of Leaves in the foreground
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eon @eon.gay · 12/06/2025
I've been learning Godot for game development by way of building a clone of Number Munchers. I'd say I'm doing pretty well so far
A Number Munchers like game board asking the player to find factors of x^3 - 1
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