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this is a even more exclusive deal than you'd imagine because i no longer have sex regularly and havent posted nudes in ages basically no one has seen me naked in years

i need new lingerie but am unemployed if anyone buys me new lingerie i will send you very saucy photos of myself in it

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not to be that guy but doing a livestream of a firing squad defeats the purpose of the firing squad the whole point is that each executioner can lie to themselves and say they didnt have a live round with video footage you just know some autistic dweeb will slow it down and identify who did

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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ive never actually heard this guy speak; is he intentionally doing the obama accent or is this like actually how he talks normally?

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this is going to sound insane but i legit never get harassment by chasers not since i left twitter at least either im too chopped or read too gay

🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Maybe the craziest draft pulls I have ever gotten. Who the hell let me do this???

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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

well im mostly based but im about 10% chud on my father's side

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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i love you like millenials love the hit 2004 collaboration release "Numb / Encore" by Jay-Z and Linkin Park from the mediocre remix EP "Collision Course"

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trans women transphobes 🤝 enbyphobia

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it really is the gift that keeps on giving

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oh my friend, i am transfemme. this is just a little experiment to see how my transition is going i am nonbinary tho, so not having a boymode option anymore feels crazy

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i posted something very similar to twitter to see what the transphobe bots said. check this shit out its so funny

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I HAVE AN UNSHAVED BEARD MY GUY

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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

dude i was in the men's room earlier at dinner, washing my hands an older dude opens the door, sees me, immediately leaves and rereads the sign outside the door today was a masc day, dude. why are people clocking me as femme today but when im in a dress i get sir'd?????

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dawg i had the coolest mystery booster 2 draft deck today and it just didnt perform im so bummed just a shitton of fateseals and bounce target permanents with an erratic portal and etbs

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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the supreme moral superiority i feel as i also type this on my samsung as well like idk fucking skill issue some of us actually believe in the things we say we believe

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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this is a great comparison because its incredibly easy to not use amazon ive was homeless for 5 years, have been poor all my life, have lived in food deserts never made a purchase on amazon because its whole fucking pitch is that its an online marketplace: just go to literally any store

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found the judge's LinkedIn guess what law school he attended!

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i will always splash anything if i like the card

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@oofadoofa.bsky.social get their asses they are stealing ur terrible tweet

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the fit here goes crazy i absolutely love it

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I'm in the kitchen, I'm cooking

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you arent its playing all the jace spells that work at instant speed, then killing your jace on your turn and making a new one, just to trigger the oaths as much as possible

this would be playing it straight 4c control oath of chandra and liliana with Gideon's sacrifice as a fog im still working out the kinks, but i can see the deck idea being viable ill call it "what he fucking deserves"

you can make a zombie every turn if you find a rhythm to kill jaces efficiently

🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

valley floodcaller + retraction helix + tormod crypt

🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i play this deck but cooler and with a combo in pioneer

🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they should invent gold starism for transgender

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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

no, i dont think so actually

🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

new england is so cool because it was summer and them we had a massive 3-day storm and now it is autumn name any other region that has quantized seasons like that; you can't

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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

very close to making a second account thats just me thirst trapping halfnaked pics i so miss hornyposting but i refuse to do it on this account

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its wild to me that you are pro elon taking over twitter and and diehard on this like you've found the perfect way to thread the needle and inverse popular opinion

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sorry our problems are woke children and exploitative media enterprises we cant all have failing education systems and abortion bans out here, some of us are keeping the federal govt afloat and having a positive GDP

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look i love that we can all have a laugh about the collegiate wokescolds in western mass but if i see even a single comment on my great state writ-large from you mouthbreathing cousinfuckers from any of the other 49 im gonna throw hands

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what no... but they can only interpret the law! they can't create legislation!! i, a 58-year-old british petite bourgeois slaver, could never expect that there would be a way to use interpretations of the constitution as a cudgel against popular rule??? who could've imagined???

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the most millenial shit ive seen in my life

i think its beautiful the first person i recognize is the menswear guy in fourth

I DONT PLAY STORY DRIVEN GAMES I DONT "ROGUELIKE" I PLAY RPGS & RESOURCE MANAGEMENT SIMS AND WHEN I END UP SOLVING THEM, I CRY ABOUT IT