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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shredding chicken in the stand mixer is a power that must be used wisely, lest you make an absurd amount of enchilada filling without realizing what you've done

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just asked a man if I could talk to his subs directly instead of communicating through him We both know I meant subcontractors instead of submissives but it still made me giggle a bit

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hello new friend, how long do I get to keep you?

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You know you've met a milspouse who actually likes you when they casually slide in a question about how long you've got left at this duty station

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Wait what does this look like? I've mostly absorbed the term "fixing to" and a love of comeback sauce

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Do not mention this app around mom if you don't want to get a whole sales pitch for it

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Time to inflict my r/mediterraneandiet agenda on the whole family

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Alas, they have vibrated the one type of asphalt that is forbidden

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Did not expect my afternoon at work to be consumed by drama over vibrators* but here we are *the vibration function on a steamroller

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Parental instinct is a hell of a drug- anything disgusting that comes out of my child seems only as quarter as gross as it would be coming out of anyone else

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I have bleached as much as I could the last two days but there's only so much you can do with the tornado of a 3 year old in the house

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

3/4 members of the family have been hit and now I've got a norovirus Sword of Damocles hanging over my head

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Setlist for murdering a bunch of 30something white girls on a dance floor: Cupid shuffle, electric slide, YMCA, Macarena, Pink Pony Club back to back My thighs are on fire

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Update: chocolate cakes are in the oven, bless the recipe on the Hershey's cocoa tin

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Day 1, Hour 2 of solo parenting weekend: the 3 year old is living down to every stereotype about her age that exists. She believes "independent play" is a crime against children. 5 year old wants nothing to do with his sister in this state and wants to make a chocolate cake from scratch at 8 AM

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

My coworker who was so shocked doesn't cuss but has threatened to fist fight a contractor soooo

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I don't regret saying it at all, especially because it was a public safety risk (a badly set up construction zone lane closure)

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

My professional vocabulary failed me today and I angrily told a contractor to unfuck something My boss and coworker who heard were like 😳😳

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The loss isn't going to be realized for a couple more days and the contractor is planning to pass the loss on to the subcontractor who actually made the screw up

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The phone call didn't even end up being contentious, mostly because my contractor hasn't done the math and doesn't realize it is an $80k mistake. I didn't care to enlighten him

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

No one actually calls it tavern tho, it's just "pizza"

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Boss: do you want me to be there for (contentious phone call with the contractor)? I think you've got it handled Me: I've got it- unless you hear me start cussing

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I get quite enough of that at work, honey

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

My 3 YO decided she wanted to take sips of bathwater and spit them into a bottle and she perfectly mimicked the posture of a dude with a dip spit bottle 🤮

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Thanking every possible deity that this didn't happen on the stretch of highway I am currently in charge of

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I recently looked for a place to buy dry ice and it's one of many modern conveniences not available in Mississippi

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Jokes from the kindergartner: Hey mom, I know what 33 plus 34 is! Me: oh yeah? Him: sixty seven....siiiix seeeeven

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Faine you are my people We should find a way to shred a table full of all you can eat blue crabs together someday (one of the top culinary experiences of my life)

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I am having fond flashbacks to our early days of dating with the Tron poster and space nudes College me was deeply impressed that your poster was in a frame

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I'm going with kid in the hospital= free pass

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

He has a radio show with his business partner Odie who is involved with the fire department somehow, Odie gets all the hot tips

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Scotty Ray is mostly the one who has such gems as "the Naked Man is out again on Hills Street" and "escaped goat alert, route around Whatever Road"

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Okay but legitimately ours is called Queen City Social, and also Scotty Ray the Facebook ambulance-chasing gossip hound

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Ehhh I'd do it with an apron, long gloves, and a face shield

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Wasn't caffeinated enough to make up a lie about fireworks so instead we've had a discussion about hunting, guns, and where the meat is on a deer 🙃

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

A beautiful Mississippi morning to sit on the porch with the kids and drink tea ...with the sound of gunshots rolling across the hills from someone's backyard target practice at 7 AM

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Hammering away at spreadsheets all morning in order to produce a memo with like 6 lines

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I'm not sure there's anything more simultaneously satisfying and frustrating than condensing hours of work into a simple, elegant final product

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Is 30 minutes for drop off or pickup or both?

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

A week would be a blessing at this point, apparently they had no intention of telling us until the afternoon before The bus schedule makes sense to be last minute because it depends on registration but for fucks sake we should have gotten dropoff times in March when we signed him up

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I am probably going to ask the MFLAC to raise the issue with the school district because it's absurd to have to turn to random FB groups to find out the bell times when they have two parent portals and a website

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Some of us have jobs and every one of us has lives! They have extensive registration procedures for new kindergarteners but never thought to give us any time to plan around the schedule that is going to dictate our lives from now on?!

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

School receptionist: how can I help you? Me: uhh kindergarten starts next week and we have not been told of the start and end times???? Need to make childcare arrangements?? Her: oh you find that out at the open house the day before school starts IN WHAT WORLD IS <24 HOURS NOTICE ACCEPTABLE

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Julie @envirojules.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Go away for a weekend and the garden explodes, it is known

A milk glass urn vase with a tall flower arrangement appearing to spill out of it, dominated by pink tones with accents of white and purple and green foliage

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