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@englishkook.bsky.social
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🚫DM_MAGA_PORN🚫 Sarcastic Brit in California w/stage 4C_Animal Lover_No Religion_All My kids have 4 legs_Former London 'Bobby'_27 yrs with Rich & Famous_True Crime Podcast Junkie. My mouth gets me in trouble so I use pics a lot. ❤️ALL Races_BLM_LGBTQ❤️

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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is why grammy and spelling is impotent... (😜)
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Law and Order? #OrangeBuffoon #Dictator #Despicable #DJT #Lies #corruption #whitehouse #Law #Law&Order
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brits had to deal with The Madness of King George. Americans now have to deal with the complete and utter lunacy of president Trump (no capital P for him - he doesn't deserve one).
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh I finally understand what's wrong with America. There are different versions of the TRUTH. So that's how this administration can all tell bare faced lies - they are not actually 'lying', they are just telling their version of the truth. Got it.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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daystoelectionday.bsky.social @daystoelectionday.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday September 16th 2026
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Mitchie's Mom@marianherra.bsky.social @marianherra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He just found out trump changed his breed from German Shepherd to American Shepherd.
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Dax the German Shepherd's Curious Head Tilt
ALT: Dax the German Shepherd's Curious Head Tilt
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wanted a slice of cinnamon raisin toast but couldn't eat it because it had a very nice looking eye with long eyelashes but it's mouth looked a bit sad...
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I once met him by chance at the hardware store but he was too expensive.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SHEER STUPIDITY. I suppose this man is one of many cretins who's going to vote for Orange Buffoon & expect a check for $5K 🙄 From what I've heard, many orange cult worshippers tuned out the words "IF WE WIN" - they think all they have to do is vote for him and he'll mail them a check for $5K.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We know that excludes the majority of repubs. then.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Aww... Putin's little Pet Pig With a Wig
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Truth 💥
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Dan @djlane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
AMEN!!! Finally see the ridiculousness of this?
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@beacriticalthinker.bsky.social Hi Critical Thinker - I'm one too and always in trouble for it. "Oh you think too much, u should just accept it". NO - not when something doesn't make sense! I was kicked out of Sunday School age 7 for "disrupting class by asking too many questions about Jesus" 🙄
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Insane is more accurate 💥
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It should say "No fluent any language" If you get my point... and the bad grammar...
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ANIMAL LOVERS WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER STEVE IRWIN
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For those who missed it first time around, here is the Anti-Trump Anthem. VOTE HIM AWAY is a fantastic, very witty, very clever song sung to the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight! (had to shorten it or couldn't post it).
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They are always talking about themselves!
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dawneelizabeth.bsky.social @dawneelizabeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was it only because Google couldn’t profit enough from China🧐
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Dan @djlane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes, that’s why I affectionately give them the moniker, Republican Lite. As we can see, they have no qualms about working or supporting them.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Genius - absolutely genius... He'd be mad as hell (as if he's not all ready MAD in the other sense of the word).
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@eliasvarden.bsky.social Next time you go visit your people would you please take the entire Orange Cult with you and just drop them off... nowhere in particular... a few million miles away will do. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Please, please, please...
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Aaaaahahahahaha. not sure why I'm laughing!
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Something rich people will not be able to undersand... or care about.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People will steal anything if it's not behind lock and key. #Theft #animals #pets #WTH #PetShops #spiders #Tarantulas
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's getting closer...
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is what I thought K.J.Un was thinking. Any other ideas?
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Every baby should be pooping on a Dick Tator!
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I've been in trouble for doing this my whole life. When I was 7 I got kicked out of Sunday School. Teacher said I was disruptive by asking too many questions. If something didn't make sense (like Jesus fed 5,000 with one fish or some such nonesense) I spoke up. She said I should just accept it! 😡
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ladies, having trouble painting your eyebrows? Then just use a coat hanger as a guide. Problem solved.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good one!
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I would like to read every one of these stories.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
See this however you want to see it...
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I wish I wish I wish...
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That's all.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh heck no... please no... DJT has a very wild imagination and there isn't even a tiny speck of intelligence in that stupid orange head.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've NEVER been to the John! #humor #funny #silly #ToiletHumor
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? #MitchMcConnell #Lies #Liars #Corruption #CoverUp #Criminals #OrangeCult
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Don't you agree?
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trumps Cabinet Meeting today...
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Donnie Dementia DumBshit Invoked The "5th", More Than 440 Times During A Single Fraud Deposition In August 2022, Mr. Hawley.......
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What a bunch of lying, thieving, corrupt, kiss-ass clowns. I've seen a better cabinet at my local Salvation Army Thrift Store.
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bessents mullet is two completely different colors! 🤣
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
WOW - he has a blue shirt as well as a pink one! When I was in school (a long, long time ago) Dunces had to go stand in the corner. Notice how Mitch's bed was in the corner? Now they've replaced his bed with a chair... but in the same corner 🤔 #MitchMcConnell #OrangeCult #WHCult
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avidreader8.bsky.social @avidreader8.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
#booksky #books #Kindleunlimited #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #contemporary #fiction #fantasy #crime #amazon #sifi #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #author #readers #indie
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English Kook @englishkook.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
CAPTION THIS This is a real photo. I couldn't resist adding the captions. You might come up with some better ones!
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