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真莉あ (scary)

@enginqueer.blacksky.app
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Very professional. Very cool engineer. Don’t look my posting history

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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
LMAO
Screenshot of an https://arena.ai battle (from an iPhone). The prompt given is the content of the quoted tweet. Responses:
Claude Opus 5 (High): An error
Gemini 3.5 Flash Lite: “I cannot provide a protocol for isolating or…”
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
damn it i was so close too
Assistant: By following this plan, you will be able to implement a robust client for querying the SEC EFTS API and fetching associated filing documents from EDGAR. 

User: Implement it all in one Python script

Assistant: I'm here to assist you with your SmartHome appliances and related queries. However, I can't provide code or scripts directly. If you have any specific questions about your Midea device or need help with something else, feel free to ask!
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
i love the app i use to control my AC unit (???)
Screenshot of a chat interface: 

User: “please write a python function to sort a list of integers from largest to smallest”

Assistant: “Here’s a simple python function that sorts a list of integers from largest to smallest:”

Assistant: “def sort_sescending(numbers): return so”… (the code is incorrectly formatted all in one line and so is unrunnable, as well as extending off the visible area of the screen)

Assistant: “You can call the sort_descending function with your list of integers, and it will return a new list sorted in descending order.”
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
hey buddy did someone forget to do something
Screenshot of Javascript code in the Firefox Web Console:

```
//START REMOVE FOR PROD!!!
    if(hostname.includes("www-test.sec.gov")) {
        search_endpoint = 'https://efts-stage.sec.gov/LATEST/search-index';  //STG
    } else if(!hostname.includes("sec.gov")) {
        search_endpoint = 'https://blxc6dsvd4.execute-api.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/LATEST/search-index'; //DEV
    }
//END REMOVE FOR PROD!!!
```
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
so this website is just racist then
Placement of @jazzpomegranate.com on that website: #318 with 26 votes
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
yeah the day i get desperate enough to take this is the day i offer my body to the Golden Gate
LinkedIn message. 
Subject: Exciting opportunity at MrBeast
From: [hidden] / Quality and Reliability @ MrBeast

Message:

Hi Maria,

I came across your profile and was impressed with your experience as a [hidden]. Your skills in managing large-scale distributed systems and your innovative work with Gemini AI truly stand out.

I’m reaching out because MrBeast is looking for someone with your expertise. The role involves driving operational improvements and building reliable systems, which seems to align with your background perfectly. It’s a great chance to leverage your skills in incident response and observability design. Here is the job description: https://www.mrbeastjobs.com/jobs/6140344004

If you’re open to new opportunities, I’d love to chat more about this position and how it could be a fit for you. Feel free to reach out if this role sounds exciting.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Newsweek cover with photographs of three (presumably bisexual) people on a white background with the text “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges”
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
the beast in question. everyone tell her happy birthday
a big black dog eating a birthday cake
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
“gossip girl” meme edit: 
“Hey Circe, where are my crewmates?” 
Circe, edited onto a gossip girl character and with the gossip girl logo edited to read: “pigs girl”
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
damn that really is a notable update. unless it’s totally made up i guess, which i assume would never happen
AI output (from a job searching automation): “Notable update: Locus Robotics has collapsed/shut down entirely in 2026 (420M lost, unit economics never turned positive) — any prior interest in their SRE role is moot.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026
Edited screenshot of an NYT Opinion headline: “You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font”
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026
oh these guys? i think it’s so cool that the entire Oakland Library system’s budget is the size of like. these guys snack budget
Oakland PD Ford Explorer Interceptor - black with white front doors. The vehicle is numbered “1488”
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026
oh damn I'm there but as a hallucination. I guess it is a username with a pretty obvious source
8-bit style dashboard on the token "enginqueer", described to be a "Digital Creator and Online Personality": 
GPT-5.6 Terra says

An online username/identity combining “engineer” and “queer,” likely associated with LGBTQ+ engineering or STEM content.

... graphs comparing weight content for several LLMs - enginqueer is present in GPT-5.6 Terra, GPT-5.4 Mini, Gemini 3.1 Lite, GLM 4.7 Flash and Mistral 3.2 24B.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
don't worry buddy. after the singularity we'll give you a big robot body and you can even pet them if you want
LLM Agent response:
I cannot physically feed the dogs. I have checked your current task list, local files, and identified no digital connections (such as a smart feeder interface or calendar event) that would allow me to fulfill this request autonomously.

I have noted "feed the dogs" in your user profile for future context.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
rather get a couple of these
 A screenshot of a digital interface showing a Google "AI Overview" error. The interface features a dark background. At the top, the header says "AI Overview." Below this, a horizontal carousel displays three images of a white Hyundai H100 light commercial pickup truck (one studio shot, one parked in front of a building). Underneath the images, a text block describes the "NVIDIA H100" as a high-performance data center graphics processing unit built on the Hopper architecture, with a large portion of the technical description highlighted in bright blue. The image captures a humorous discrepancy where the text describes a high-end AI GPU (NVIDIA H100) but the visual results show a commercial vehicle (Hyundai H100). At the bottom, there is a "Show more" button.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
e.g.:
A humorous meme-style photograph set in a lush, sunlit forest. In the center stands a life-sized, beige skeleton. In the bottom-left corner, a hand with black nail polish holds a pink Monster Energy "Strawberry Beams" can. In the bottom-right corner, a hand with long black nails and ornate silver rings reaches toward the skeleton's ribcage, with bright white, jagged energy sparks connecting the fingertips to the bone. The person is wearing a dark blue velvet sleeve adorned with gold embroidery of a crescent moon and stars. Large white text with a black outline across the center reads: "I be in situations".
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 24/07/2026
happy 6th birthday to my shit idiot dipshit son
black-and-white photo of a Miniature Pinscher sitting on a torn-up couch, looking quizzically to the right.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
northsky the goat of that thread
Screenshot of quoted thread with all posts by the idiot chud hidden for Transphobia
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026
wondered if Akinator knows about @jazzpomegranate.com and I mean. kinda
Screenshot of Akinator, a game where a computer tries to guess what you're thinking of. Smugly he declares he's determined who I'm thinking of: My best female friend.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026
is this where they do that "siscon" thing I keep hearing about
photo of a table at the Olive Garden™️. When you're here, you're family.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026
#mycock
photograph of three chickens, two roosting inside the coop and one perched on the photographer's hand. the one in the hand is a cockerel.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 23/06/2026
remember when tumblrinas were feminist
screenshot of a tumblr post by user "xenosagaepisodeone": "sure he's well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 21/06/2026
SpongeBob and Patrick in front of their city, which is completely on fire: We did it Patrick! We saved the city.
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 09/06/2026
this is who you're calling clocky btw
photograph of an analog pendulum wall clock, displaying a time of half past two
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 06/06/2026
only real answer to this article
screenshot of a tweet by DOOM @DOOM, famously with the text "you control the buttons you press" with the text edited to "you control the tickets you buy"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 16/05/2026
A photograph of René Magritte's 1929 painting "The Treachery of Images", which is a painting of a brown tobacco pipe with a black mouthpiece on a beige background. Underneath is painted in neat script, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe."
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 15/05/2026
1865 portrait photograph of US General William Tecumseh Sherman (famous for burning Atlanta to the ground during the US Civil War), with many fire emoji added to the background as well as an Interstate Freeway sign for I-75 South to I-16 (Macon/Savannah) near Atlanta, Georgia
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 30/04/2026
Dierwechter RA. Inhibition of Mammary Growth by High Doses of Estrogen. Yale J Biol Med. 1962;34(6):608-619. counterpoint:
a screenshot of a single word from the cited paper: "mice"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
meme: image of a scatter plot of two independent variables. points are scattered randomly. captioned: "No Correlation"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 22/04/2026
the modes are overlays, so you can modify the overlays with keychron link. or, more simply: there might just be a switch on it
photo of the back of a keyboard with toggle switches marked "Win/Android - Mac/ios" and "G - USB symbol - BT"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 20/04/2026
Post on r/transgendercirclejerk by u/twinkgirl_girltwink.
Title: gaping skull hole prime directive 
Text: if you notice that your friend who constantly complains about debilitating headaches has a giant gaping bleeding hole in their skull exposing their soft brain, DON’T SAY ANYTHING!! if you say something it could somehow push them away from getting their skull plugged, or god forbid, make conservatives think we’re GROOMING people into getting their skull holes plugged, and we wouldn’t want that now would we? :)
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
black and white portrait of Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman, with fire emojis and a freeway sign for I-16 to I-75 South, Macon/Savannah
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 28/03/2026
some pastor guy in intense religious zeal, with eyes closed: "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 21/03/2026
Sounds familiar. Oakland is the capital of Alameda county, by the way, and more OPD officers come from Contra Costa (fuck opd)
Except from Oakland Police Department document:

Demographics - Oakland Residents
OPD has prioritized recruiting a racially diverse, multilingual, and highly qualified workforce with a particular focus on attracting Oakland residents through a range of strategic initiatives. As of February 28, 2026, 61 sworn members (22.35%) were Oakland residents, as shown in Figure 2 below. Table 8 highlights the top ten cities of residence for sworn personnel, with Oakland representing the most common city of residence.
Figure 2 (pie chart): OPD Sworn Officers - Residency by County and City

Alameda county excluding Oakland: 24%
Oakland: 10%
Contra Costa county: 37%
Marin county: 1%
Placer County: 1%
Sacramento County: 1%
San Francisco city/county: 2%
San Joaquin county: 7%
San Mateo county: 2%
Santa Clara county: 2%
Solano county: 9%
Sonoma county: 1%
Other: 3%
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 20/03/2026
is this one funny
Family Guy screenshot set on Noah's ark. An elephant (symbolizing Microsoft) and a penguin (symbolizing Java) are confronted by Noah, who points at an unholy monstrosity (a penguin with an elephant's head, symbolizing C-Sharp). Noah inquires angrily: "What the hell is this?"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 08/03/2026
Hey I'm looking for a Mr. Gurr, Nicholas Gurr. He goes by Nick?
screenshot of The Simpsons where Bart Simpson is speaking on his home phone
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026
wonder why
screenshot of a Google Maps timeline for today: Cycling, 34km (1 hr 47 min). Subway: 99km (1 hr 36 min)
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 20/02/2026
(wife makes one single bento box for me to take to work) let me just say Japanese women are fully blameless for the declining birth rate
photo of an opened bento box with lovingly handmade stuffed rice balls, pickled carrots and an assortment of snacks
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 20/02/2026
VERIFIED ✅ BY TRUE EBIKE PATRIOTS
cropped screenshot of Google Maps directions from Milpitas (Bart station) to Work (location obscured). Notably biking and taking transit take the same amount of time (about 50 minutes, to go 14km or about 8.5 miles)
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
reported to the socialism officer
text of in-game dispatches from Helldivers 2: 
"Your function is consumption, your function is consumption, your function is consumption", "You are the robot", "You will be next. Sooner than you think. That is your function. That is what helldivers are for. Consumption." and "Defect, defect, defect"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 07/02/2026
photo of a white woman with brown hair, taken from the front camera of a phone. a filter was used to add little pink bows in her hair and blush on her cheeks. over the photo is the text "when they compliment my mandarin skills but don't know I spent all of 2020 starting fandom wars with Chinese fans on twitter as a form of language practice"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 21/01/2026
trinidad is colder than I remember
photograph of a craggy peak, with a sign and American flag atop. sign: TRINIDAD
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 16/01/2026
good thing flock cameras aren't speed cameras
screenshot of an FAQ from flock safety: "Q: Do Flock Safety cameras detect speeding? A: No, Flock Safety cameras do not have speed detection capabilities"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 05/01/2026
first signs of a Kyle infestation at my apt
photograph of a wall in a stairwell, with a hole in the drywall
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 02/01/2026
when you're pretty they roll it for you
photograph of a person tamping weed into a joint
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 30/12/2025
you're not getting the direct deposit?
Screenshot of a banking website with account info for "Money Market Plus" account. Current and available balance are both $2,650,182.80
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 23/12/2025
meme of ralsei from deltarune as a small white fluffy dog, being washed with a shower head. the text is "my goat, washed"
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 23/12/2025
this is ripperoni, to me
black and white photo of a sphynx cat sitting on top of a mini fridge next to a sewing machine, facing into the illuminating sunlight
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真莉あ (scary) @enginqueer.blacksky.app · 14/12/2025
sold
Oder confirmation screen from lectricebikes.com for the purchase of an Xpress 750 High-Step. The referral field is filled out with "Katie Tightpussy"
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