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Emily Neves

@eneveswrites.bsky.social
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Writer. Reader. Actor. Director. Shitposter. ⩜⃝ 🏴🚩 ko-fi.com/eneveswrites substack.com/@emilyneves Ginny in #OnePiece Eri in #MHA Angel in #AngelBeats Aoi in #ToiletBoundHanakoKun Sylphiette in #MushokuTensei

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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
BY THE WAY #TARTAH WAS ONE OF THE TWO GIGS I MENTIONED IN THE QUOTED POST THAT I REALLY REALLY WANTED!! Episode four is up (dubbed) on Crunchyroll now! New eps every Monday. #WitchHatAtelier
Tartah from Witch Hat Atelier: a young teenage boy with short, messy auburn hair and silver eyes, wearing a pointed green hat, a green sleeveless cloak with a brown collar, cuffed brown pants with rapier triangle patches on the knees, and an off-white belted tunic. He has his hands in his pockets and one foot kicked out a little. He looks serious and shy.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It is totally normal to dream about Luigi Mangione twice in one week
Guy taking to himself in mirror meme
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
DFW comrades: every Saturday at Grace United Methodist Church, a group gathers to distribute food to families affected by IVE detainments. If you feel helpless and dependent and depressed, I promise that actions like this are the antidote. Join us.
A flyer that reads, “Operation Ground Support
GRACE UNITED
METHODIST CHURCH
A new ministry collaborating with our Food For Thought program, DallasForChange and other programs supporting people in need of necessities, including victims of ICE detention/deportation.”A stained glass window in a church sanctuary.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
lol
A screenshot of the quoted Merriam-Webster post, which says, “Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word of 2026. The word in the screenshot is “sultry.”
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I mean
THE SCOURING OF THE SHIRE page 1249

“With a sheepish glance at his leader, who looked wrathful but did not dare to interfere, Shirritt Smallburrow fell back and walked beside Sam, who got down off his pony.
'Look here, Cock-robin!' said Sam. You're Hobbiton-bred and ought to have more sense, coming a-waylaying Mr. Frodo and all.
And what's all this about the inn being closed?
'They're all closed, said Robin. The Chief doesn't hold with beer: Leastways that is how it started. But now I reckon it's his Men that has it all. And he doesn't hold with folk moving about; so if they will or they must, then they has to go to the Shirriff-house and explain their business.'
'You ought to be ashamed of yourself having anything to do with such nonsense, said Sam. 'You used to like the inside of an inn better than the outside yourself. You were always popping in, on duty or off.
'And so I would be still, Sam, if I could. But don't be hard on me. What can I do? You know how I went for a Shirriff seven years ago, before any of this began. Gave me a chance of walking round the country and seeing folk, and hearing the news, and knowing where the good beer was. But now it's different?
But you can give it up, stop Shirriffing, if it has stopped being a respectable job, said Sam.
We're not allowed to, said Robin.
"If I hear not allowed much oftener, said Sam, I'm going to get angry?
'Can't say as I'd be sorry to see it, said Robin lowering his voice. 'If we all got angry together something might be done. But it's these Men, Sam, the Chief's Men. He sends them round everywhere, and if any of us small folk stand up for our rights, they drag him off to the Lockholes. They took old Flourdump-ling, old Will Whitfoot the Mayor, first, and they've taken a lot more. Lately it's been getting worse. Often they beat 'em now.
"Then why do you do their work for them? said Sam angrily.
"Who sent you to Frogmorton?"
'No one did. We stay here in the big Shirriff-house…”
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The liberal whitewashing of US history continues, I fear. Donald Trump is fucking awful, but he’s not really all that much worse (if at all) than a lot of our presidents. Crack open a book about Andrew Jackson, for just one example.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Post from a different era of your life (when I was a vampire)
Emily at 7, wearing sunglasses and plastic vampire teeth. Very eighties hoop earrings, with feathered eighties bangs and a high ponytail.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I yearn for a gown made from the Witches of Scotland tartan. I need to buy 3 meters of the stuff and have a legendary octogenarian Scottish seamstress drape it on my body and I will pay her handsomely and I will wear the dress at every formal occasion for the rest of my life idc idc idc
A square of tartan fills the frame. Black background with red, pink, grey, and white threads. The Witches of Scotland tartan.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Some of y’all need to hear this
Top of page 938 of Return of the King. “‘Yes, said Gandalf. ‘If you have walked all these days with closed ears and mind asleep, wake up now!”
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Me at the DMV, “Um sorry but can you please update my license to accurately reflect the color of my eyes? They are sea grey, NOT blue.”
Top left corner of page 934 of Return of the King; a portion of this phrase highlighted: “dwelt Prince Imrahil in his castle of Dol Amroth by the sea, and he was of high blood, and his folk also, tall men and proud with sea-grey eyes.” “Sea-grey eyes has been highlighted in sea grey.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Girls be like I needed this and it’s just this part of The Two Towers

Standing there for a moment filied with dread Frodo became aware that a light was shining; he saw it glowing on Sam's face beside him.
Turning towards it, he saw, beyond an arch of boughs, the road to Osgiliath running almost as straight as a stretched ribbon down, down, into the West. There, far away, beyond sad Gondor now overwhelmed in shade, the Sun was sinking, finding at last the hem of the great slow-rolling pall of cloud, and falling in an ominous fire towaras the yet unsullied Sea. The brief glow fell upon a huge sitting figure, still and solemn as the great stone kings of Argonath.
The years had gnawed it, and violent hands had maimed it. Its head was gone, and in its place was set in mockery a round rough-hewn stone, rudely painted by savage hands in the likeness of a grinning face with one large red eye in the midst of its forehead. Upon its knees and mighty chair, and all about the pedestal, were idle scrawls mixed with the foul symbols that the maggot-folk of Mordor used.
Suddenly, caught by the level beams, Frodo saw the old king's head: it was lying rolled away by the roadside. 'Look, Sam!' he cried, startled into speech. 'Look! The king has got a crown again!'
The eyes were hollow and the carven beard was broken, but about the high stern forehead there was a coronal of silver and gold. A trailing plant with flowers like small white stars had bound itself across the brows as if in reverence for the fallen king, and in the crevices of his stony hair yellow stonecrop gieamed.
'They cannot conquer for ever!' said Frodo. And then suddenly the brief glimpse was gone. The Sun dipped and vanished, and as if at the shuttering of a lamp, black night fell.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Post you from a different era. Giving my cousin some lethal (and likely well-deserved) stink eye, c. 1987
Emily at 5 with an 80s pageboy, in a cute little pink hoodie with lambs on it, giving lethal stank eye to a little boy, off camera.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Please enjoy this magnet I’ve displayed on my various fridges for 23 years now. It has moved with me at least ten times, and even my right-wing dad laughs whenever he sees it. (To my dad’s credit, his Irish sense of humor always wins out over his abhorrent politics.) Rest in piss, Dick.
Two naked bears (the burly-gay-man kind, not the animal) cuddled up in a sensual embrace (genitals and buttocks not shown, but otherwise their bodies are fully on display). George W. Bush and Dick Cheney’s heads have been photoshopped onto the bodies.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
(What I looked like in my head before I took this)
Marilyn Monroe in a very similar sweater to the one Emily wears in the original post
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Sorry if I look busted. David told me the outside temp, I gasped with delight, rolled out of bed, threw on my favorite sweater, made my coffee, and took this pic. I just washed this sweater by hand a couple weeks ago. It’s from the Aran sweater market in Galway, and it may be my prize possession.
Emily Neves taking a mirror selfie wearing a cream-colored Aran sweater market sweater. Her hair is in a messy bun and she’s wearing glasses, and she looks very content.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Holy shit! Repost w/ALT text:
screenshot of the Georgia Southern/ Fresno State game. A Fresno state fan holds up a red flag with Chelsea from Akame ga Kill wearing a Fresno State hat. Top right corner, “This is for Chelsea” and “GO DOGS” in the center.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Wanna know what you think, though. This seems right to me. (Sry, this is my latest hyper fixation)
Top left text: “Toned Winter.” Below this, the range of colors in that palette, from warm to tool to neutral. On the right, a collage of images of celebrities in this palette (Sandra Bullock, Rachael Weiss, someone I don’t recognize, and Anne Hathaway—who I’d argue is actually a true winter.) Below that a collage of a model’s face, emerald green clothing and accessories, aubergine eyeshadow, and lips with cool, mauve lipstick.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Tony Soprano looking murderously askance
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
You keep the workers’ name out of your goddamn mouth. You do not speak for us.
Donald J. Trump’s Juneteenth post on Truth Social, June 19th, 2025:

@realDonald Trump • 1m
Too many non-working holidays in America. It is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep all of these businesses closed. The workers don't want it either! Soon we'll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year. It must change if we are going to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I am sorry that happened Dr. cocktavius but lol
A TikTok comment from Dr.cocktavius: Shadow people once made fun of me for my shoes 😔
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
eg_bc_tx (Emma Goldman Book Club Texas) posted to their Instagram story ten hours ago 
a screenshot of a video of Dallas police brutalizing protestors at Dallas solidarity with LA protests with text that reads:

@psl.dfw (DFW branch of the PSL) tried to stop the dearrest and then posted the video like they give a fuck.
Fuck every last one of you cowards.

The PSL story reads:

DPD CRACKS DOWN ON PEACEFUL PROTESTERS!

DPD TERRORIZES OUR COMMUNITY!
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Unless you live in Texas cities, where the pay is much higher, and everywhere you look, thin-blue-line stickers on giant trucks driven by city boys and girls validate and coddle you.
A list from indeed.com of police officer salaries in Texas reads:

Houston, TX
$97,594 per year
15 salaries reported

Arlington, TX
$92,613 per year
7 salaries reported

Mesquite, TX
$86,849 per year
8 salaries reported

Dallas, TX
$82,212 per year
43 salaries reported

Forney, TX
$75,712 per year
5 salaries reported

Austin, TX
$68,153 per year
13 salaries reported
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
For all those saying these protests accomplish nothing
Official tweet from the City of Glendale, CA
@MyGlendale
After careful consideration, the City of Glendale has decided to end its agreement with U.S. Homeland Security/ICE to house federal immigration detainees.
This local decision reflects our core values: public safety, transparency, and community trust.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
A guillotine
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The TSA lady and I had a good laugh about this
A hand giving the middle finger to a TV screen in the security line at an airport displaying Kristi Noem doing her fascist Real ID spiel.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hey, Texans, heads up. A fascist Groupon Montgomery County, Two Moms and Some Books, sent out marching orders this morning about Texas HB 2258. I subscribed t their Substack to keep tabs on them and got this email this morning:
IMMEDIATE ACTION NEEDED
- Texas HB 2258 - The Vulnerable Youth Protection
Act

MICHELE NUCKOLLS
APR 24

Dear Friends,
This is a direct email to subscribers only due to the time sensitive nature of this important bill. Thank you for your patience in receiving another email this morning.
Please call the State Affairs Committee Chair State Representative Ken King: 512-463-0736 - Ask him to please schedule a hearing for HB 2258, The Vulnerable Youth Protection Act, for next week!
This important action alert must be completed today, Thursday April 24, 2025 in order for the bill to be scheduled for a hearing for next week. The schedule will be posted tomorrow, Friday.
HB 2258 Has Teeth:
(Taken from Grassroots Therapists Website)
HB 2258 Has Teeth:

(Taken from Grassroots Therapists Website).

HB 2258 makes it illegal for any individual-including parents, guardians, educators, and healthcare professionals

—to promote, engage in, or facilitate social transitioning or gender-affirming care for minor children.
This includes any medical, psychological, or social interventions aimed at affirming a gender identity different from the child's sex assigned at birth.
Legal Consequences:

Individuals who engage in or facilitate social transitioning or gender-affirming care for minors will face civil penalties.

The liability includes:
1. Statutory damages of at least $10,000 per defendant
2. Punitive damages of at least $10,000,000 per defendant
3. Other costs, fees, and damages.
There will be a 20-year statute of limitations so individuals that have been harmed will have the ability to seek retribution once they become an adult. Additionally, healthcare professionals and educators involved in these practices risk the loss of their professional licenses.
This gutsy legislation was authored by Texas State Representative Steve Toth. For more about co-sponsors, endorsements, and to read the bill, please visit Grassroots Therapists about page: HB2258
Additional information about this bill can be found in the article I published last night: 

IMMEDIATE ACTION NEEDED - HB 2258 - The Vulnerable Youth Protection Act

If you have time and would like to call all of the State Affairs Committee members and ask them to advocate for this bill to be heard, here are their phone numbers with a script:

"Please ask Representative
to schedule a hearing
for HB 2258, The Vulnerable Youth Protection Act for next week."

(D) Ana Hernandez - 512-463-0614
(D) Rafael Anchía - 512-463-0746
(R) Drew Darby - 512-463-0331
(D) Yvonne Davis - 512-463-0598
(R) Charlie Geren - 512-463-0610
(R) Ryan Guillen - 512-463-0416
(R) Lacey Hull - 512-463-0727
(R) John McQueeney - 512-463-0608
(R) Will Metcalf - 512-463-0726
(R) Dade Phelan - 512-463-0706
(D) Richard Peña Raymond - 512-463-0558
(R) John Smithee - 512-463-0702
(D) Senfronia Thompson - 512-463-0720
(D) Chris Turner - 512-463-0574(R) Will Metcalf - 512-463-0726
(R) Dade Phelan - 512-463-0706
(D) Richard Peña Raymond - 512-463-0558
(R) John Smithee - 512-463-0702
(D) Senfronia Thompson - 512-463-0720
(D) Chris Turner - 512-463-0574

Please also sign the petition which will send automatic emails to legislature members, there are already over 40,000 signatures: Protect Vulnerable Youth from Social Transitioning I Act for America

Please share this with friends. I wouldn't be emailing you again if I didn't feel that this bill was profoundly important, and I appreciate your time and patience. Please pray for a miracle.
Sincerely,
Michelle
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Sorry can’t do anything today it’s raining and my cat is laying on me
The sweetest brown tabby in the whole world with the fluffiest tummy is laying cozied up with one of the front paws curled adorably
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A little while ago I was talking to David about the latest fascist fuckery, and I concluded by saying, “Anyway, I’m gonna go draw mermaids about it.” So I did. Still working on these, and it brings me so much joy and peace. My inner 10-year-old is living. She is cringe and she is free!!
A pencil drawing of a full moon with a woman’s face, looking over a faerie mermaid swimming in a calm sea. Her head, shoulder, and one wing are visible—with a fin-like crown and gossamer wings with designs in subtle lines. She looks coyly upward. Cartoonish stars sparkle in the sky, and the big moon’s face is partially obscured by a happy little cloud. A similar girlish mermaid in more detail. This one wears a heart shaped locked, presumably containing the soul of a sailor she lured to her rock.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This could be us but y’all suck
A wide shot of Serbian Parliament, filling with red and black smoke after opposition MPs threw smoke bombs and set off flares.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Emily Neves
@eneveswrites.bsky.social
Everywhere I have gone today, from Connemara National Park to Galway's Latin Quarter, there've been French people annoying me
February 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM & Everybody can reply 
5 likes
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Um sorry, Cat Bus, but I literally made the joke first. Classic Big Account joke theft. Delete your entire account.
Screenshot of a post by Cat Bus with a screenshot of an article with the headline, “Woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership,” the post says, “God forbid women have hobbies. Timestamp on the post says, “14 hours ago.”Screenshot of this poster’s post that reads, “God forbid women have hobbies,” on a quoted skeet of an article with the headline, “Colorado woman with incendiary devices arrested following Tesla dealership vandalism.” The timestamp on this one reads, “1 day ago.”
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The way I burst into tears at the highlighted part 😭😭😭
‘Quite right, Sam,’ laughed Bilbo. ‘You can trot off and tell Gandalf that he has gone to bed. Good night, Frodo! Bless me, but it has been good to see you again! There are no folk like hobbits after all for a real good talk. *I am getting very old, and I began to wonder if I should ever live to see your chapters of our story.* Good night! I'll take a walk, I think, and look at the stars of Elbereth in the garden. Sleep well!'

*the highlighted part
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
A photo of a full Irish breakfast. Bacon, black pudding, two fried eggs, sausages, toast, potatoes, tomato, beans, and arugula. A cappuccino in the background.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A guillotine
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
A still from a 2017 BBC video of South Korean woman Do Keum-Yeun, then 81 years old, saying, “I hate all American presidents,” in protest of THAAD, a US anti-missile system being built near her village.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
A DeLorme Atlas of Texas
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
No context. No point. Just things.
Two white horses as seen through a phone whose camera is held up to the viewfinder (?) of a telescope.The strange, bald child who appears on the Skyrim “tip” screen when it tells you can can have children as long as you own a room for them to live in. Two paper plates. On one, in the foreground, half of a honeycrisp apple with a spoon on its side, holding crunchy peanut butter. In the background, salad of mixed greens and blueberries. Next to that, a sunny-side-up fried egg. A fork lies with its tines down on the right side of the plate.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Thanks, @versobooks.bsky.social @itsmccarthy.bsky.social #AndreasMalm
Two books on a white duvet: How to Blow Up a Pipeline, by Andreas Malm, lies on top of The Master’s Tools, by Michael A. McCarthy.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Stella won’t stop licking a spot on her leg that the vet shaved to draw blood in December, and now she has a fkn hot spot there. We’re keeping her away from it and treating it with medicated spray. I just wish she understood why she had to wear the damn cone… :(
A beautiful brown tabby cat, Stella, naps on a blanket. She wears a soft healing cone, pink with white polka dots, in the shape of a flower.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’d bet good money at least one (if not all) of these little dinguses has neuralink. I am also confident I could take every one of them in hand-to-hand combat Postcard by @edenrobins.bsky.social
A postcard showing the teenage boys who are now in charge of the Treasury. Text says "who are these little boys and why are they in charge of our money? The Treasury pays for Social Security, Medicare, Grants, Federal salaries, And is usually run by grownups. Mama's, come get your babies out of our government."
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Emily-coded characters
Jimmy McGill aka Saul Goodman (but I’m more of a Jimmy)Pippin TookIvana Karbanová as Marie II (the strawberry blonde) in Věra Chytilová’s 1966 Czechoslovak experimental surrealist comedy, Daisies. The “He admit it” guy from the “I think You Should Leave” season one episode three sketch “Focus Group”.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
DiD u eVeN vOtE 4 hArRiS??????
Wojack meme of drooling person whose head is a microwave, nuking every last brain cell from their stupid, stupid brain.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Baby Yoda—I mean Emily. Baby Emily
A baby girl with a very round head and ears that stick out at the tops like Yoda’s. We see an arm around the baby, who is wearing a little blue and white dress. The baby looks towards camera left, drooling.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hashtag goodbye, indeed. I refrained from deleting altogether bc maybe Elon will eat a Trump burger and succumb to E. coli, thus freeing the app from its N4z! chains. But I can’t in good conscience have anything to do with that space as long as it is what he’s made it.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Damn already took my best photo of 2025 I guess
A Great white Egret flies over a body of water in profile. The sunlight from the west, behind the bird, illuminates the bird’s wing, in a downward sweep. The bird’s neck is silhouetted against the wing. Ripples on the water catch the light in stark relief. The Egret’s reflection is refracted in the water below.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This is the absolute least I can do. I am pausing and probably cancelling it soon. I can’t claim to support workers and then buy while they strike. I canceled all my recurring subscription purchases. I won’t buy Amazon at least until the strike ends, but maybe not ever again. Fuck Bezos. #strikemas
A screenshot of an Amazon app screen. It reads: 

Prime
Emily Neves
Manage membership ~
Your Prime membership will be paused.
On January 2, 2025, your Prime membership will be paused and your card will not be charged.
! Your access to Prime exclusive offers and benefits will be paused on January 02, 2025 and you will no longer be charged for your membership.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This. All of this.
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The energy I’m bringing into 2025
A badger in a back wizard hat and green cape carries a staff, facing a tree to the left of the frame. The sun shines behind it, forming a halo around its head. A verdant valley in the distance. This motherfucker is on an epic journey, but it has paused to reflect on past, present, future.
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