iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

in this essay i will detail why i think tharo's 2020 "all dungeons as child" LOTAD is legitimate despite having SRM at the center

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

i feel like a lot of speed run enthusiasts are very focused on what constitutes "cheating" in a speedrun but as a form of entertainment it should probably be focused on what's most interesting instead

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

find it crazy that pathfinder is missing analogs for the entirety of at least one continent. another 20 trillion to avistan

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

i worked at a coffeeshop in the summer of 2024 and through natural and inevitable processes it made me a coffee snob. anyway last month i had sbux cuz my old teacher keeps sending me giftcards and turns out it fucking sucks

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

fidel castro assassination attempt tierlist

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

monty python's flying circus: the original asdfmovie

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

one fic peeve is when people say pupils shrink when scared. false. pupils shrink when you are coked up. pupils grow when scared

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

jared leto: cmon jeff.... we gotta save tron ares jeff bridges: hwehre am i trent reznor and atticus ross:

GIF of Jeremy Fragrance jumping onto a table that doesn't support his weight and wiping out.

GIF of Trent Reznor at a concert jumping onto a suspended keyboard that also does not hold his weight and similarly wiping out.

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

if i told a third grader my favorite band has smash hits like "piggy" "eraser" "reptile" "wish" and "hurt" they would call me juvenile and say do they have a song about the colors of the rainbow too

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

you'd think self identified irish americans wouldn't put any stock in blood quantum but it apparently only matters when you are white

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

pitbull raps like he's enjoying life

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

does michael rosen know that we all love him and he's very special

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

i feel very unsafe. maybe if i slaughter everybody in the outgroup i will feel less unsafe

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

im glad tumblr exists so i can say the things there that would get me swatted like a cranefly here

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Friends Sort Of Concerned About Hero's Eagerness To Sever Their Hand

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

i can see matpat making this case. see they're royals that were both sympathetic to the lower classes and were killed in a vehicular accident in known enemy territory. also look at them. and look at their names. its basically a shoe in

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

not an insult to 7 year olds i was 7 and thought it was hilarious

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

it's funny if you're like 7

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

new FILM THEORY pink diamond is princess diana

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

ohhh because it's pride month tomorrow

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

song of unhealing would kind of make an incredible jazz standard

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

and dewi evans should stand under a collapsing bridge

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

lucy letbys defense team should be taken by the throat and turned inside out around their digestive tract

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Wendy Starseed ⭐️ @wendystarseed.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Glow Week Day 6 Gift Steven won a prize at the carnival game he played and gives it to Connie as a gift 🥰 #stevenuniverse #glowweek #glowweek2 #connverse #honeycrispau #conniemaheswaran

Adult Steven and Connie from Steven Universe are at a carnival. Steven just won a prize, a cow plushie, at the balloon popping dart game and is giving it to Connie as a gift.

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

making another south american character because i can. this is cochan xes from the altiplano culturally but might have come out of a bas relief

A monochrome set of drawings of a jaguar beastkin human. Xe wears a mask resembling the Tiwanaku depiction of the Staff God motif. It wears clothes indicative of the Chavín style and a Moche-style nose ornament.

Much the same as the last. In the central drawing, xe drinks from a qiru in xir right hand and holds out a loaded atlatl in xir left.

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

never really thought about this scene in steven universe too deeply before but god it really is just your closest friend since time immemorial casually showing you a perfect simulacrum of their mutilated corpse like "hey check this out"

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

now that i'm less than clueless on organic chem im gonna watch nilered fumble that étard reaction again

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

"would i fuck myself" yes. i am a massive catch.

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

cartoon network let rebecca sugar kill that teenager onscreen but a lesbian wedding was over the line

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

an "ax" is for wood. and an "axe" is for flesh

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

enjoy my pet martian and my complete loser

A black cat with green eyes sitting on a tile floor and staring up at the camera. Her pupils are slits for some reason.

A brown tabby cat standing on a counter next to a sink staring at the camera. A flowering succulent is behind him. His pupils are also slits for some reason.

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

its with a heavy heart that i admit steven universe has got me once again

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

her name should have been sophie hater because that's what she did that whole doggone book

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

"it's a dire wolf because it looks like a dire wolf" it's a gray wolf because it looks like a gray wolf do you see how paper thin your stance is. i also don't want to hear anything from the George RR Martin Coauthored paper

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

beth shapiro is hilarious for talking about the morphological species concept like it applies at all to colossal shit. put aside that there are myriad reasons not to follow that concept for a second. it should at least follow, uh, morphology?

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Farhan @turkeykorvid.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Golden Experience Requiem and Burning Down The House Vastly different stands with the same stats #jjba

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

the barenaked ladies look exactly like id expect the band that made one week to look only instead of two of them there are five

Picture of the Barenaked Ladies I found on Google Images

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

the gems are not very smart.

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

the way 5000 years of mourning could have been avoided if someone tried to find and assemble pink diamonds pieces only to discover that they form the cast of a closed fist

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I LIKE STEVEN UNIVERSEEEEEE

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

bsky discover keeps showing me fan blogs for tv shows that were popular in 2021 that i don't give a fuck about how do i make it not do that

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

gaster underwent meiosis. he's just a barr body now

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

calling my boyfriend ridiculous pet names for nefarious reasons (it makes him laugh)

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

mark my fucking words perjurer i will make absolutely sure the tradition of getting freaky in the kennywood dark ride isn't put to rest

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