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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo

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I give very bad advice on purpose. Leezpunk @ Discord

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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
here's fluxer's plutonium benefits.
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
fluxer.app/help/visionary wow I didnt know this was a thing. that's a lot of money and it gives you a little crown on your message window that shows up whenever you first start talking to someone so they know you put money into the platform early on
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JustCoffee!🔞 @justcoffee.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i dont feel bad anymore, back to "normal" drawings
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Shoomka 🔒 @shoomka.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Zoroark boyfriend subjects me to random deep kisses whenever he wants @//w//@
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Lamb 🔞 🔜 MFF @lustylamb.com · 04/08/2025
[She/Her: Prey | He/It: Pred](Vore, Oral Vore, Transformation through Vore, Goo, Feralized, Hypnosis, Musk/Scentplay, tgtf) 2hr for gaymew- featuring my guy Chemtrails as the big bad. Thanks!
A big plane dragon eats a lil bugbold and turns her into a feral scolipede in his tummy. He spits her back out and is pleased with the result.
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Dess ΘΔ 🔞 @starcrusherz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
In Deltarune Chapter 2’s weird route, an innocent and completely unrelated civilian is killed by ice. This is a reference to an obscure and dangerous country called “The United States of America.”
Screenshot of Deltarune’s weird route.
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
cave story fangushing on bsky in 2026 I never thought I'd live to see the day, this day truly blessed...
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Wolven @itswolven.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
To whom it may concern, this is not my account. Please stay vigilant to impersonators.
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
@shoomka.bsky.social
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Had my day ruined by Mom again. Pissed off and feel like breaking and being loud and angry and destructive. RageFire inside me.
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Listening to Infinite Amethyst by Lena Raine on loop today.
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Toshabi @toshabi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
As the helmet slides fully onto your head, you feel a strange rush begin to overtake your body. Something clinging onto you, something that feels.... familiar? The miraidon you think you remember yourself being starts to emerge from the goo. 🐉 Enjoy the new form! ko-fi.com/toshabi
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Toshabi @toshabi.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Vote with your wallet.
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🔞Decker @decodecker.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
he's quite studious but even he can make mistakes...
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I can't take VR avatar porn seriously (which is ironic because I like going on second life and fooling around, but if you ever post it as a still image online people will confuse it and ask "IS THAT VRCHAT???" like booger brained idiots) VR slop deserves hatred though.
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Vek @vekrott.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Tight fit~
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Vek @vekrott.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
First time seeing Lugia in the wild and he did what???
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Edjit @edjit.art · 07/02/2026
For @vividumbra.bsky.social Decisions...
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Isomer @marzyeen.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
And now for that GORGEOUS backview of that pretty pooch. Ass still fat even with the replaced limbs. Whoever is controlling that remote wanted to show off that spinal link and caged nuts. Isn't he just the prettiest pet you've ever seen? Again by @100racs.bsky.social. Thanks again for this Lin <3
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Claire "Nova" Doodleduds @d00dleduds.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Oh cool, I can post the writing I wrote in response to it then >:3 AKA: Litwick possession/TF is primo aaaaa
"I'm fine guyssssss~" said an ichor-slick voice that was just close enough to Mira's to sound noticeably wrong. The playful wilt dipped in a tinge of menace was almost as offputting as the thick globs of wax that still dripped from the absol.

The body took a step forward, splashing flecks of the white substances with each deliberate step. The wax covered absol quivered with each step, as if fighting against itself with each and every twitch. Labored breathing was just barely audible between grunts and a soft, ethereal giggle.

"N-no..." Mira stammered, her consciousness surfacing from beneath the infinite inky weight of wax on her mind, "st-stay... stay out of...."

The absol swayed, stopping in its tracks as it shuddered and growled. Then, in an instant, the Absol smacks its own still wet paw against its face. It lingers there for a moment, pulling it away to reveal nothing but a waxy smile on the otherwise blank face. The onlookers gasped as a ghastly flame flickered atop its ahead.

"Kehehehe~ Ssssorrry, I feel soooo much better now. Let me show youuu~"
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Mira (remarkably woman shaped) @miranii.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
so, was anyone gonna tell me you can just get dragged down to hell and turned into some sorta secretary imp?????? because what the fuck
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Kory @koryvali.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
haha @miranii.bsky.social fat
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Everyone can stop normalizing the hellscape dystopia we live in anytime now.
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Dwezzy 🌺 🇵🇸 @dwezzy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Silence is compliance you can't take your following into the afterlife so grow a spine.
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𓆗 SnekofVoldun (Sethrak Allied Race!) @snekofvoldun.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Congrats Shugo!!! <3
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sleepiest queer in vol'dun 🦊💤 @shugowah.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
appreciate the shoutout 🦊💕
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World of Warcraft @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com · 02/02/2026
Small but MIGHTY 🦊🔩 Show us your best #MogMonday outfits below!
A Vulpera character from World of Warcraft wearing aviator-style goggles with teal lenses pushed up on their forehead over a red bandana and a mischievous grin. The character is equipped with heavy bronze-and-steel mechanical fist weapons covered in rivets and bolts, paired with a brown leather vest. They stand in an outdoor area with pine trees and rocky terrain in the background, with another character visible in the distance.
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Tabaqi 🐾 @tabernak.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I'm sorry but it is SO fucking annoying to see like 15 posts about some Elon Epstein file drop and it turns out it's fake. These people are big enough pieces of shit without needing things made up about them. Made up shit muddies the water, social media makes everything so fuckin pointless
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thespacepon3 @chonkmancer.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The thing about trump is he's used to most insults like saying he has small hands or accusing him of wearing a toupee, but I bet if you kept calling him something grade-school like "dopey don" he'd get red-in-the-face mad
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Mess! C")_/) (((COMMS CLOSED))) @itsmess.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
copy/pasted the msvcp140.dll file from the system32 folder to replace the one in clip's folder i have no idea why it happened in the first place or why that fixed it
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Freaksman99 🔞 @freaksman99.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A feisty Imp caught my Eevee and turns him into a lovely thrall for him to breed~ Lovely commission done by @itsmess.bsky.social featuring their Imp character 💜
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Farout656 @farout656.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Valentine's commission for unicornaffair ❤️ #art #pokemon #lucario #zoroark #valentinesday #commission
Pokemon fanart, digital drawing of a lucario and a Hisuian zoroark standing in a cuddly pose together. Both characters have a pink Valentine's Day theme and colour palette.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh they are Shaped
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Epi @vonepitaph.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A commission for Cadray on FA Thank you!
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Rotto~ @rotto.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Valve found a way to hurt me by writing Rem to be an actual baby
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
to everyone that is injured deeply by Rem being revealed as baby, or to anyone that says to themselves "I am not creative enough and I want to join an art group to go in an art direction for some reason" just focus on yourself. Breathe. feel the surface that supports you right now. Do your own art.
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Rotto~ @rotto.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Forced mindbreaking, tear jerking, anal pounding might be uncomfortable for you but the thought of somebody breaking me like that is stupid hot for me
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fizzle soda ⚡🔞 (𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂 𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷) @fizzlesoda.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
new song is out ! trying to get back into it, please be nice to me <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu8I... #music #motm
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coward - fizzlesoda
YouTube video by fizzlesoda
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Lamb 🔞 🔜 MFF @lustylamb.com · 01/02/2026
Christ, i wish people would stop putting those goddamn emails on my feed. I know they're evil. I know we're ruled by the worst of the worst. I fucking know the world is burning. Please, just let me have a moment of peace. Let me choose when I'm traumatized. It would be a nice change of pace.
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Lamb 🔞 🔜 MFF @lustylamb.com · 01/02/2026
I keep up with the news when I have the capacity for it. Being drip fed horrible tidbits and JOKES about it is not healthy. I have everything blacklisted but nobody is tagging shit. I am still seeing these horrible things that I simply CANNOT process on top of working to survive.
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
i need a new place to live
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
hello and thank you for calling [LIFELINE] We are currently [CLOSED] our hours are [NULL, VOID]
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Shoomka 🔒 @shoomka.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
omg I've been trying to remember this pokemon's name for the longest time and seeing the picture made me remember instantly
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Ender Goat loves Floatzelo @endergoat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Getting locked up and dressed up all girly what a real dream...
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Epi @vonepitaph.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Writing material
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Epi @vonepitaph.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A commission for @mechagoomba.bsky.social Thank you!
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🔞Scorch The Salandit🔞 @scorchthesalandit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
While the pal tamer is away from base, this bashful Leezpunk is faced with the alluring invitation of becoming a Lovander's boy toy. But is it worth the risk of punishment if caught? This was an idea I had for a good while. Only after plenty of attempts did I finally make it work~! #nsfw #furryart
Art depicting Leezpunk and Lovander from Palworld.

Lovander making moves on a blushing Leezpunk by giving him a handjob from behind, surrounded in a fog of pheromones. Leezpunk is left staring down awkwardly, resting his right hand on one of her forearm while making space for her left hand to lift the underside of his hoodie.

Lovander: Don't think I didn't hear you wanking it in the hot spring... ...moaning my name no less? Naughty Leezperv~!

Leezpunk: *gulp*
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