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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 8m

Elizabeth Holmes @Elizabe...

I really don't think you are ready for this doc

Jamie @codswallopAi

Elizabeth, the last time you said "you're not ready for this" it was a blood test that didn't work

Elizabeth Holmes

@Elizabeth Holmes

Follow

It worked

Readers added context

It did not work.

"Theranos' equipment provided inaccurate results for an estimated one out of ten tests, resulting in thousands of unnecessary and negative experiences for patients."

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC89...

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 14h

Hunter

It's sometimes very difficult to tell the functional difference between right-wing male hype accounts and gay men thirsting.

MenMindset

@Dea_rMindset

A strong body makes ordinary clothes look intentional.

(Two images of men in tight shirts and short shorts)

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Akriti @serakrism

So we all agree youtube needs to stop being so fucking money hungry and lower the ads on their fuckass site right

YouTube

@YouTube

so we all agree the color for math is blue right

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

中国 Sophiethequinn

women: stop raping us

men : this gender war is so annoying

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

@artfulchaos.

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm though

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

7rq

@gloccnim

I DO NOT "MEAL PREP" I DO NOT "BUDGET GROCERIES" I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

(Image of Anton Ego from Ratatouille)

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pope Leo XIV

@Pontifex

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

7:30 AM

02 Oct 26

10M Views

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

daenora

@asshaii

in which language are the europeans telling you this?

soph

@jjongbeargeddon

in my experience a lot of europeans say they're bilingual but they aren't fluent in their second language while americans will really only say they're bilingual if they're fluent or almost fluent

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Liv @Liv_Agar

This is also his grindr bio

FactPost @factpostnews.

Hegseth: No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Whack Morris @WhackMorris

“I'll have a Cock, please."

“We have Penis. Is that okay?"

*disappointed sigh*

"I guess I'll do a large Penis then."

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Qadi

@Bigqadi.

Jailing another country's president for breaking US law while refusing to hold the US president accountable for breaking US law is strange.

iza

@izamamaa

Venezuela's Maduro releases new photos from prison

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Twofer

mgpi

@SYNESTHEIZURE ·

I'm happy they found each other but I really don't need the details of the roleplay

#1 computer user @inherentvib....

https://www.advocate.com

Candace Owens pegs Erika Kirk as 'lesbian pedophile'

hotelraleigh @HotelRaleigh3

popping your vagina into another woman's vagina

Candace Owens

@Re...

16 Mar 21

If you think making your husband a sandwich is a sin, but popping your vagina into another woman's vagina in front of the world is power— you are a lost soul.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lynne

@_ayandamay

You're only seeing the information about the Cornell 7 because the victim is suing.

Put that into perspective and get a lot angrier.

And this happened two years ago

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Y. @modihh__

women receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape btw

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist

Mindwar

@jimstewartson

Your father was born in Minnesota & decided to start a farm in the Dust Bowl. He blamed his failiure on Blacks & Jews, moved to Canada, and joined the fascist cult "Technocracy, Inc."

After failing in Canada, still blaming minorities, he moved your family to Pretoria-which was advertising itself as a "whites-only paradise."

He spent 20 years flying you and your family around Africa trying to find a "lost white civilization" because he couldn't believe white people were descended from Africans.

He wrote a series of batshit crazy racist manifestos that would have embarrassed your average school shooter.

It's shocking they didn't take all this into consideration when considering your citizenship request.

Maye Musk

@mayemusk.

22h

Even though my grandparents were born in Illinois and my father was born in Minnesota, it took me 12 years to get my citizenship and be able to vote. Worth it!

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

「BLACK DOG」

@AtlasPlus_

One time I had a rider on uber forget her wallet and she kept calling herself a “stupid dumb girl" and she asked me if I thought she was a dumb girl and eventually I gave in and said

"yeah you're a dumb stupid girl" and she closed her eyes and got so happy.

She left a $7 tip

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Andoni ARIOLA

But how does an orgy end

Is it a last man standing type of situation or is there a timer.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Twitter post by user @tonioacc
The central image features a very plain, unseasoned plate of food consisting entirely of plain white rice and a piece of boiled, unseasoned chicken.
The caption: "Wow, Taylor, what great songs".

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🇵🇸

Nida Allam

@NidaAllam

Normalize not committing a genocide.

Israel ישראל

Israel

Normalize saying “I don't know enough about this.”

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@out_of_eggs

i thought there was a new chatbot called Eugene cause my dad kept being like "i'm asking Eugene about that restaurant” “let's see where Eugene says to park." but he just made a friend called Eugene

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@landpalestine

taylor swift is releasing a new song this friday, so I checked to see which other woman performer was releasing music the same day.

Turns out it's Ms Rachel

Free Palestine

All Billionaires are Psychopaths

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

* The Left Side: A close-up screenshot shows Donald Trump standing behind Zohran Mamdani during a public appearance.
* The Right Side: A screenshot from the horror movie Insidious shows the Lipstick-Face Demon looming directly behind actor Patrick Wilson.
*The post is captioned "cinematic parallels".

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oliver

@olivvrszn

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you're superior for not using Al in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Threefer.

cooper @marnieapologist

i could pass a lie detector test tbh. i don't remember a single thing ive done

@paperssil

this straight couple brought a BABY into a GAY BAR and got MAD when I joked "these twinks look younger every year"

KEY WEST PAESAN

Women be like "I love the fall" yeah the fall from God's grace you apple eating bitch

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A viral screenshot shows a TikTok user named "yes." offering to send a creator their last $15 because they are a kid. The creator, internet personality Tokyo Toni, bluntly replies, "Sure."
An X user posted the screenshot with the caption "taylor swift".

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🤖 💻

NATHAN PEREIRA

Translated from Portuguese

How did we normalize the computer asking if we're a robot, when it's the one that's the robot?

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Maria @mlstrat. 21h

i have some terrible news about my eunuchs

Maria @mlstrat. 1d

your eunuchs: scheming

my eunuchs: loyal to me. would never do anything to betray me

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

em @emilyagain

Nathan Fielder is indica

Tim Robinson is sativa

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

❤️‍🔥

Pukicho @pukicho 13h

Heartwarming: scalper gets killed in cold blood

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

mary @maryssonglor

sorry my parents love me and don't want me to be homeless

neppy

@neppy

no disrespect, but being 27 and still living with your parents is crazy

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wow.

Posts By Feds @SuspectFed. 1d

"akshually she's not a filthy Indian like me, her mom is white"

Dinesh D'Souza @Dinesh DSou....

1d

Replying to @hasanthehun

She's Christian, born in America and her mom is white. Care to shows us a picture of your family?

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🕷️ 🕸️

* The Text: The post is by an account named "Kaguya's Top Gal" and reads, "He’s not unemployed, he’s monitoring the middle east situation".
* The Image: Below the text is a still frame from the movie Spider-Man 2 showing Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) looking downcast while Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) is yelling
At someone off screen.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

💻

Tiberius

@tiberiusfiles.

IBM, 1979. We're regressing at a rapid pace.

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER

MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

@Insider... 1d Insider (World News)

#BREAKING: Pentagon blames flawed intel and Al for strike that killed at least 123 Iranian children.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🪑

Joe

@Joexor.

My hotel is on another level. Upgraded from the cuck chair to the executive cuck desk.

Best believe I'll be taking notes as I watch.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ruh roh

PENTAGON PIZZA REPORT

The closest Dominos to the Pentagon is reporting very high traffic.

Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting low traffic.

As of 5:25pm ET

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ayyy

Henry Winkler:

Breaking news: CNN reporter smuggled into White House in a catering truck. A friend just broke the story

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

🐺🐺

tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa

me: there's two wolves inside of me

kash patel: you're hired

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Coffee Lovers and Fans

European explaining how deep a lake is:

Imagine destroying Africa

lain Cameron

@theiaincameron

Lake Baikal in Russia has *so* much water that if it were emptied over Africa, it would cover the *entire continent* in 0.78 metres (2 ft 7 in) of depth.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.9h

Guy who invented envelopes: yeah now lick it

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Twofer

* Top Post: Posted by account user @fwasiercwane ("groucho marxist"), stating: "Woody Harrelson, follow in your father's footsteps and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower".
* Bottom Post: Posted by account user @WeaverRi... ("Weaver Whiteheart"), stating: "Just filled up my car. I'm okay with Iran having a nuclear weapon."

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This screenshot shows a Twitter post by Rachel Coyle highlighting a perceived contradiction in posts made by the House Republicans (@HouseGOP) account:
* Four repeated posts from late 2021 demand: "Build the wall."
* A subsequent post reads: "Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It's never to keep people OUT."

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

YOU

VOTE

4TH

MAGAlovesPEDOS @crunchyface74.20h

Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch

Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?

JD Vance: Couch?

Trump: Minor?

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

kewlshrek @kewlshrek

Boycotting Ed Sheeran by wearing earplugs to the grocery store

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This image is a screenshot of a post by user @jaxajueny quoting her own tweet from October 7, 2024, which reads: "Macklemore got it right. You gotta let yourself be a little bit corny to really live as righteously as possible".
Above the quote, she attached a reaction image of a woman looking into the camera with a knowing, subtle, approving smile.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This image features a screenshot of a social media post displaying an edited movie still.
* Main Subject: An iconic scene from Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror film The Shining, showing a person in a full-body furry bear costume kneeling next to a man in a tuxedo.
* Edit/Meme Element: The face of the man in the tuxedo has been replaced with an edit of Kash Patel, looking toward the open doorway with a surprised expression.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“Go fuck yourself you motherfucker. That’s what I would say to him. What kind of man would you be if I were to look at Donald Trump and not say exactly that?"

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“I went and sat down with Candace Owens, with Tucker. I don’t agree with them on 98% of the stuff they did, but you know what they’ve come to the determination of? That Donald Trump and this administration is a cancer on the republic”.

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hunter Biden

@HunterBiden

Hey Rudy, tell us about the $300,000 that Pavlo Fuks paid you in 2017.

According to press reports and an FBI whistleblower disclosure to the Senate, the man who paid you was a Russian intelligence asset and Putin bag man. Within a year you were flying around Europe working with other Russian intelligence assets accusing my family of corruption. You can't make this shit up.

Who is Fuks? The FBI assessed him as a co-opted asset of Russian intelligence who laundered money for sanctioned Russian entities. He ran propaganda for Moscow inside Ukraine, including funding a false flag operation that painted swastikas across Kharkiv so the Kremlin could tell the world Ukraine was run by Nazis.

The U.S. banned Fuks from the country over ties to Russian organized crime. Zelensky sanctioned him. He was also Trump's would-be partner on a Trump Tower Moscow, by his own account to Bloomberg.

That man hired you. He called you his lobbyist. You called it "security consulting." Then you flew to Kharkiv.

You took money from a Russian intelligence asset and Putin bag man and ran an operation to malign me and my father for the benefit of Trump.

Sue me, @RudyGiuliani. Discovery starts with the Fuks payment.

8:25 PM

27 Aug 26

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

SoCalKnollie @SoCalKnollie.

F *Biden

Hunter Biden

@HunterBiden

You're allowed to say “fuck."

Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Michelle Montalbano

@Mitch264-13m

Hey coke head. You are a lying POs

Hunter Biden

@HunterBiden

(Image from Borat 2 of Rudy Giuliani unzipping his pants)