Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My dumb ass entertaining a guy in DMs just because he’s hotstatic.klipy.comjesterALT: jester 012
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dunkin’ coffee saving me todaystatic.klipy.comTokyo Toni in Car: Fallinformel Stan Twitter MomentALT: Tokyo Toni in Car: Fallinformel Stan Twitter Moment 010
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s going to be 100 degrees today in LA… when I start to promote my A/C on G***** app 010
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tried a new coffee shop today and they didn’t add any sweeteners to my Matcha 010
Reposted by Alan 🌺joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!! 2450251043
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 24/08/202698 degrees rnstatic.klipy.comMuerto Skeleton DancingALT: Muerto Skeleton Dancing 030
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Ugh been in the rut this week with the whole immigration situation I’m going through but hopefully I’m able to get it together starting this weekend 020
Reposted by Alan 🌺The Great Pumpkin @tubbythetiger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Racist rivals cause why is it epic while every other woman has a legendary summer skin 😭 0152
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Boss bought me an iced coffee and now I can hear my stomach bubbling under 020
Reposted by Alan 🌺it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026a motherquake is headed for divaville 0222
Reposted by Alan 🌺QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i personally think polymarket and all companies like it should be regulated out of existence and their assets seized by the state 304141461984
Reposted by Alan 🌺Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · 10/08/2026They crave the guillotine. They cry for it. They beg us. 310627
Reposted by Alan 🌺Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 07/08/2026#ICE was built after 9/11 for counterterrorism. It is now doing door-to-door civil immigration operations with inadequate training, poor oversight and no coherent mission. People are dying. Somebody needs to be impeached and removed. I don’t need to keep saying it. 28809393
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Guy I was talking to turns out to be a DL bottom getting holed out weekly 010
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Fine Latino man came in to ask for an appt and I was ready for him (work) 010
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Mom sent me a link to something she was interested in but saw her AI pfp immediately 000
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Forgot to screenshot but I secured this diva for my Hiyuki team 010
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Why did I open up Gr*ndr…. Dealing with men just for attention is truly a humiliation ritual 000
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Coming to terms with the possibility of losing my job in a few weeks due to Immigration bureaucracy delays. Going to have to hustle and make my own business I suppose. Capricorn placements DONT fail me now 030
Reposted by Alan 🌺j🦖🦕 @comradejacob.bsky.social · 24/07/2026seeing everyone use AI is driving me insane 0163
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026How do yall Fiber warriors do it?!? I need to shit every 30 min omfg 150
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This is what it feels like when work buys us lunch and it’s just Pizza 030
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Made my own Matcha this morning and it tastes good but looks horrible lol 020
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Another beautiful day stolen from the shackles of employment 020
Reposted by Alan 🌺Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Me @ every restaurant this week: “Does this food have that diarrhea bacteria in it?” 3274
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Eating my morning Yogurt and making Macaroni sounds in my Cubicle 000
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Never had Gumbo but you know what maybe I will some time soon 130
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Just ate some berries and forgot there is a Diarrhea virus outbreak rn… 010
Alan 🌺 @enchantingxo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Having a full schedule all day some days feels so draining but I need to lock in, especially if I want to get my body tea 010