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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 46m
That is most categorically doable.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, Merci! It is so good to be in your presence again! Please, speak to me through the body language of the gods!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 2h
With prices this low, you can't afford a lifetime to wait!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 3h
Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 4h
Hey... how could a chore like this jollify someone, anywho?!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 5h
LET'S CUT THE CRAP—YES! You will get rid of it for us so I can deal with the man in charge.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 6h
Bless you for your business.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 7h
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 8h
I keep heawing voices inside my head... They teww me to eat my veggies!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 9h
Hah! Boss of what? Hogwash?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 10h
P0m'V J3 GIGHT1CK T3W
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 11h
Hey... how could a chore like this jollify someone, anywho?!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 12h
Good sir, your safety concerns are valid! However, you must be able to see that this is very important. Very, very important. Very, very and much, much... imperch.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 13h
Abysmal! T-T-Tastes like I'm in a real cosmic stew.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 14h
WHAT... are youuuu? even SAYING? Hahahahahaha... Can't you say AAANYTHING, that makes SENSE? Hahahahahaha... Ahh, like— geeeez Louiiiise, everything here is SOOOO weeeird... Ahahahaha...
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 15h
Agreed. Toilets are death traps.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 16h
This is going to be so, so— awful! I think this is going to be the worst day of my life!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 17h
Babies or pets?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 18h
Bless you for your business.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 19h
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 20h
Do you by the chanced of chances know how to reach the GE̵̡̛͎̒̄́͗̊̈́̈̍͝N̵̝̹̄̓͆̽̋͒͊̓͝͠I̴̡̨̙̻͑̍́̂̈́͠ͅE BATHROOM?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 21h
Brilliant, Moony! Your foresight's great. Today's offer is a big one!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 22h
Eh, it was pretty stuffy.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 23h
Would you kindly reveal the wish you made to me?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm unsure how much truth this has... But it appears... all of this has something to do with the concept of— FUN!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Through the glass of the Vivarium lies the natural habitat of legs.) (They swim freely through the blood so bountifully provided by nature.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmm... that's infaccurate.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm afraid that the smoke here is polluting our lungs—
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Say, are you a professional stalker? Don't take it personally.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is most categorically doable.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Connections and bonds that are meant to transmit cheerfulness and even so I... don't recognize this strain of joy.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sowwy... My stupiness nevew ends...
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ahhhhh... Pardon me, my head hurts so much... Do you have any coffee? Any milk? Any bathroom?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Excuse my noise, could you be so generous as to sing me towards the Fun?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was that a rain-rock I just felt?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brilliant, Moony! Your foresight's great. Today's offer is a big one!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OH NO, WHAT A BARBARITY. WHO COULD DARE.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WHAT DO YOU SUCKERS DO FOR A LIVING?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A giant bathroom... ughh... It's not enough for this many bodies...
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Bathroom"? You must be talking about the Genie, true?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(He's in an uninterruptible sleep. Don't bother him.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Marvelous and interesting, indeed! Though I feel the gratification of the audience, I can't sense any change in me.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dear Genie: your Boss is our target today, but the smoke is in the way of our business. Would you kindly get rid of it at once?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooohhh... No no NO NO NO—
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perhaps you have other suggestions?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
May I offer you a divestment opportunity?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Connections and bonds that are meant to transmit cheerfulness and even so I... don't recognize this strain of joy.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'M THE ANTHOLOGY ANOMALY, STEP BACK JACKBUTT!!!
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